35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 4, 2025

‘My new bit is saying ‘allegedly’ to things that I have very clearly done’
35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, September 4, 2025

The Naked Gun’s snowman isn’t a Muppet, but he’s still very much related to Kermit the Frog. 

Director Akiva Schaffer recently revealed that he was always set on having “a person in a suit” play the film’s horniest character, and tapped the late Jim Henson’s Henson Company to bring the thirsty snowman to life. “A CG snowman is what everyone assumed it had to be right off the bat, and we kept going, ‘No no no, it has to be a puppet,” he explained, noting that the Muppet makers “did such a good job” crafting the costume. 

Meanwhile, Devon Walker is clarifying how Saturday Night Live can be “toxic as hell.” The comedian cited communication as one of the series’ weak points, and noted that SNL could use “a sprinkle of humanity” in keeping cast members informed about the status of their jobs. “The show won’t tell them all summer and then will ultimately end up firing them when there’s been months of them trying to work their situation out,” he explained, adding that while this didn’t happen to him, he’d seen it happen to others. 

Unlike SNL, we’ll always keep you up-to-date, especially about Twitter’s most hilarious posts. Today’s best include those about the American Revolution fandom, rawdogging a meeting and an extremely German dad.

Inglourious Capital @inglour... 1d s ... Guy in one of my groups at a conference just absolutely rawdogged a meeting. No notepad, iPad or laptop. First name basis the with the c-suite. Sharpest questions in the group. Incredible stuff. 78 542 30K del 1.1M
AARON @lidolmix.9h G ... me joining a dress to impress server with 16 seconds left @PopBase.1 1d Pop Base Sabrina Carpenter stuns with a bald cap for Interview Magazine. 22 1.5K 24K 675K
there is no meme @antim... .1d s ... wnen I'm in a RACE and my IN FRONT opponent is OF ME 42 4K 93K 1.4M
Reb @soundrotator - 17h Learning code has me in disbelief at what these nerds have been cooking the last 40 years 145 4.7K 108K 2.9M
Everything Out Of Context 1d s ... AWS LOCATED AT COFFEE BAR SLURPEE A ar Mtn Dew Blue Shack Freeze bro I'm getting the BIOS FL flavor 370 13K 178K 4.1M
RoBLox Random+0 of #miuoomftwt 22h s ... Where am I video by Slime Amazing some of yall in the american revolution fandom are way too comfortable with weird age gap in ships + 5,064 Full screen ... 223 553 198 5.5K 57K 665K
alyssa ts12 era @banana... 13h s ... when the manifestation and etsy witch works 15 2K 27K del 371K
whirow @whirow94.1d So recently I found out my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me about it and instead of getting angry, I just fell on the floor and started cackling. She kept telling me that she was not joking and she told me to be serious, but I really couldn't take her seriously. 494 4K 181K del 16M
DJ burger @bigcatburger. 9 9h s ... When your buddy is lowkey unique but you still fw him 82 2.2K 30K 374K
- |voic... 10h s ... let me on e !!!! i'm late !!! i got to go to worke !!! 24 1.7K 16K 168K
pitoreixco @pitoreixco.9h ... delulu doesn't knows know what what she she wants wants realistic 139 2.9K 17K del 312K
SealDev @SealDev2.20h s ... me: I need breakfast, but it needs to be healthy... the humble cereal: 18 865 11K 114K
Solo @Solothurns 23h S ... Typa shit I'm on (love and whimsy) 22 2.3K 18K 248K
josef k hole @poeticdweller.13h s ... kirsten dunst whenever you want to have a whiskey and a cigarette and talk shit i'm free Kirsten Dunst Updates @D....1d Channing Tatum on Kirsten Dunst: She's not a diva, where she could easily be, and have earned that. And she's not. She wants to have a cigarette and a whiskey with you and talk shit. (variety.com/2025/film/feat...) yo Doll 1K 15K 286K
Rainaa @rainaarants 1d Apologies to the folks we used to judge for eating dinner at 6 and being in bed by 9. You guys were really on to something. 109 14K 111K in 2.1M
DL Twerking Top - VP @_Bl... 19h s ... I'm at the dentist and this lady in the lobby was eating a sausage and egg McGriddle, so I'm like she must be waiting on somebody....... why she get called for an appointment GIF 354 3.8K 144K dJ 2.9M
Serendipity @suspiriurum 20h s ... Look at my lawyer dawg I'm going to jail oreo & monkey @oreoeo... . 1d Dapper girl courtesy of @glockymolo 26 1.8K 27K 434K +ء
kurtis @honeyginsen 2d G ... when i was walking to get groceries i watched a man pull out his phone and vape and blow a cloud of vape smoke onto the babies head that was strapped to his chest and i was so aghast i had to draw hiim 3.5K 122 81K del 1M
jay / cr: acok!! @daenerystr... 18h s ... liking all the hate tweets about the new wuthering heights movie TikTok - GIF ALT 28 2.1K 18K 196K
18h G Images Al Could Never R... ... Drunk me thought this was so aesthetic BUDLIGHT JANT BRD ULTRA 309 9.8K 95K 40
beep @1borzoigaming.14h ... #borzoi #borzoitwt snout mogged @1borzoigaming 12 916 15K 155K
kristofer thomas @kristof... 1d s ... every photo taken of my german dad is the most german a person has ever looked 223 13K 30 162K
Brandon Streussnig @Brnd... 17h s ... She's only 55 years old you sick fuck The Independent @Ind... 22h David Byrne says he will SO marry girlfriend 18 years his junior 'this week' independent.co.uk/life... 50 2.1K 62K 1.7M
9 @earthdis... .23h Semamaque s ... Every fruity drink is apparently bursting with flavour nowadays. Just once I'd like to drink a drink that somehow has the integrity to confidently contain all its flavour within itself 14 1K 17K 196K
Mark @AgingRanchHand 19h I go to tattoo parlors and trick them into shaving my leg for me and then leave 22 2K 42K 651K
maha @mahaaaay.2 23h my new bit is just saying allegedly to things that i have very clearly done 159 9.3K 116K del 1.9M
Yapdos BH 110 yapdos @yapdoss 1d don't sit next to me on an airplane I WILL - - - THE by READ YOUR TEXTS 13 904 9.6K 140K
clare @sadderlizards. dd S ... the stuff i've been liking since likes went private Archaeology & Art @arch... . 2d Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod. Japan, early 19th century (Edo period). Carved wood. Collection: The Metropolitan Museum of Art. 3K 69K 16 1.4M
i like food @messedupfoods-1d s ... might i interest you in some sushi 35 807 15K 299K
Carter Baizen @rachellacro... 19h s ... The quotation marks around Wuthering Heights. I already know what this is about to be lol. FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUp... 20h The first poster for Emerald Fennell's 'WUTHERING HEIGHTS' starring Margot Robbie & Jacob Elordi. In theaters Valentine's Day. Margot Wuthering Jacob Elordi Robbie Heights A Film by Emerald Fennell Come Undone+ ONLY IN THEATERS Valentine's Day 2026 - 283 3.1K 103K 11M
chicken butt @gueswhatttttt-1d hi WE ARE NY State of New York @NYG... . 1d HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT 67 5.9K 73K 1.7M
kim So St. Louix tallulah Follow @lilcutieorange my ex coworker had a baby and named it Link and I asked if it was inspired by good mythical morning or zelda and she said no its to honor abraham lincoln and I felt bad. anyway she just had another baby AND NAMED IT ZELDA 12:11 PM 9/3/25 1.9M Views 299 4.4K 178K 4.1K
11 12 1 clock @clockapp_ 19h ... 10 2 9 3 8 4 look im tired today so i sunk the whole 7 5 6 eastern time zone nationalatlas.gov Where We STANDARD TIME ZONES Auru CANADA SEATTLE PORTLAND MOUNTAIN MINNEAPOLIS. 4 PM PACIFIC 3 PM L CHICAGO SALT LAKE CITY PACIFIC OCEAN SAN FRANCISCO CENTRAL *DENVER S PM LAS VEGAS, LOS ANGELES *OKLAHOMA CITY MEMPHIS DALLAS. PAGE ATLANTIC OCEAN BURLE Areas that do not HONOLULU HOUSTON, observe Daylight Time PACIFIC KEEAS L MEXICO THE,BAHAMAS - L ALASKA CANADA GULF OF MEXICO 2 PM HAWAII- Albert espual area projection ALEUTIAN ANCHORAGE 1PM -
vivibug 84 @dearmysua. 23h ... will you let him in ? g.com 07/11/2023 19.33 32 1.2K 12K del 189K
memes extremamente horríveis (ou b... @memes_horriv... 21h s ... X 121 7.9K 84K the 1M

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