32 Hilariously Stupid Arguments People Have Been In

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32 Hilariously Stupid Arguments People Have Been In
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Nothing can inject some spice into an otherwise boring day than an incredibly stupid argument — especially the kind that seems to crop up in close friendships. You can practically feel the temperature rising, as soon as it becomes clear that there’s a base disagreement on something that’s either fully incorrect or largely useless.

What you witness next is two human brains, balls of logic and emotion, lighting up like Christmas trees in a fruitless fight to exhaustion. It’s a beautiful exhibition of every level of consciousness and feeling that makes humans human, all because someone said a movie about just Yoda wouldn’t be any good. 

Though you may not have witnessed them in person, read on for some of the best incredibly stupid arguments Redditors had to offer.

xSMUFFINX . 10y ago My junior year of high school | got into a very heated debate with my friend over whether Cheetos were considered chips. After half an hour of yelling about this he finally called frito- lay headquarters to ask their opinion on the matter. I was right, they're not chips:)
tqhp1 - 10y ago Edited 10y ago I once got into an argument with my college roommate about whether Aladdin should be angry when Jasmine kissed Jafar to distract him at the end of the movie. We were two college aged men yelling at each other in the middle of a bar. For some reason it just go so heated. It only ended when my friend left the bar. I'm still mad thinking about it.
wasitabarorabatisaw 10y ago A bunch of us were watching the movie Highlander in college. There's a line where a lady compares an ancient sword to finding a 747 jet that was built 1000 years before the Wright brothers invented the airplane. One guy insisted that it was possible. Не asked How do you know that there isn't a 747 jet buried somewhere. No matter what argument we presented, he just replied How do you know?
oddcharm 10y ago TL;DR: Whether sandals are considered shoes. My one roommate decided to have a house party for her coworkers. I had no issues, I had met a few and they were cool. The party starts and everything is fine until, one of her male coworkers just happened to be wearing my flip flops. I was taken aback. I mean, who just puts on someone else's shoes? Anyway, I tell him to take off my shoes. Не had no reaction to what I said so I told him again. Same thing. This smart ass decides to tell me that
pcspain 10y ago Not me, but when my daughter and her friend were in 3rd grade my daughter came running into the house crying and bleeding on her neck and chest. Apparently she and her friend had just come to blows (scratches) over how big the friend's imaginary friend was. Not even kidding.
beepsyboo 10y ago A couple months ago, I bought a candle from Trader Joes on a whim. I saw it in the aisle, I put it in my cart, end of story... or so I thought. It turns out this particular candle is scentless, which means its purpose is not smell-related, but rather more of an aesthetic one. I thought this to be just fine. However, my roommate, with whom I normally agree on just about everything, LAUGHED in my face at the idea of a scentless candle. What was its point? he asked. I told him. I told him
Deleteuser . 10y ago The song Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polkadot Bikini, what color was the bikini.
plump_crumpet 10y ago How deep can a pan be before it becomes a pot? We still haven't figured it out.
Alkeyholic . 10y ago 2 of my friends once argued what was better, 5 99 cent boxes of 4 mcnuggets or the 20 mcnugget box for 5 dollars, it went on for about an hour
. 10y ago What hummus is made out of I said Garbanzo beans, my boyfriend said chickpeas. Neither of us knew what the other was.
Alexsweatshirt_ . 10y ago Are you naked if you're wearing socks?
HonestlyTho . 10y ago My friend tried arguing with me that the Chick- fil-A cows should be able to spell properly if they were going to write on a billboard. I argued for way too long that if I was teaching a cow to write and it got to the point where people could understand its message, then I would be okay with that.
Advocate_Diplomacy 10y ago I once spent almost an entire class trying to explain the Bob's mom has three kids. April, May, and who? riddle to a girl that sat next to me. She must have answered with every month at least once, even after I drew the family tree and pointed to Bob and his mother as I repeated it very slowly. She simply could not even.
mdickman87 . 10y ago One time my wife and | were arguing, and eventually we arrived at the same point. Instead of just ending it, we started arguing about how confusing the others argument was to begin with and why it caused us to argue. My head hurts.
gejloan . 10y ago I had this one kid in my class kept arguing that space couldn't be a vacuum, because if it was, we would all get sucked into space. Other arguments with this same person included the claim that it is possible to melt a person.
Bigby11 . 10y ago My grandma didn't believe me when I told her that at midnight, you changed day.
seattlyte a 10y ago Argument with my brother about having his friend Jeff over. We argued for hours. Were arguing about different friends named Jeff.
SteveBonus 10y ago I was involved in this argument, but only as collateral. Two guys were arguing whether dogs have souls, and I was the only other person in the room just listening to them passionately defend their views. At one point as the debate got pretty heated the guy that believed that yes, dogs have souls, asked me in an exasperated tone You believe dogs have souls right?! to which I replied I don't even believe humans have souls. That somehow both ended the argument and didn't turn it against me.
Poketmunsters 10y ago Tried my hardest to explain to my high school English class, including the teacher, that a song labeled acoustic does not simply mean that an acoustic guitar is present in the song. Still fires me up to this day.
pdunc12 . 10y ago Whether a movie entirely focused on Yoda would be any good.
robothouseiii . 10y ago Whether an animal could commit murder. So basically could an animal plot and pre- meditate to kill. So hunger couldn't be the motivation. I don't even remember what side I came down on.
mranonymousone . 10y ago What is an 'Anti Anti Aircraft Aircraft'? Place parentheses where you will, this is confusing as fuck and to this day my friend and | cannot agree on an answer.
-Amygdala- - 10y ago My ex and | once had an hour argument on what was more popular; the oxford dictionary or the chambers dictionary. It ended in tears.
usthcd . 10y ago G Edited 10y ago The reasons behind a small penis complex. It was a 5-hour heated discussion, anthropologist VS cognitivist. Valid points were made. Darwin was brought to life repeatedly. Dictionaries and encyclopedias were opened. Three or four articles were found, read and discussed. We took breaks. Ugly words were spoken. Books were thrown. No agreement whatsoever was ever reached.
Pickle_Ops 10y ago Recently a group of friends and | got in an argument over the proper way to wipe your ass. Not just the old standing VS sitting argument, but specific wiping techniques, correct toilet paper density, the whole nine yards. That argument became so heated that we practically needed a UN sanction to keep everyone from killing each other. One friend was so certain his method was the best he nearly gave us a demonstration.
tehorhay G 10y ago Edited 10y ago The difference between a windshield and a window. The one in the front is a windsheild, the one in the back is a window. There is only one windshield on a car. The rest are windows. This one has come to blows
togrob . 10y ago . Edited 10y ago | once had an hour and a half passionate debate about whether almond milk should be allowed to be called milk. Fucking stupid crushed nuts and water bullshit.
Brewtein . 10y ago I had an hour long argument about whether it was more environmentally friendly to poop in the woods or on the sidewalk.
Notsoace . 10y ago Whether a fish can swim through snow
Cats_and_Shit . 10y ago . Edited 10y ago Are kit kat bars one food item or multiple food items? It was ultimately resolved when I managed to eat one without breaking it, but it took me 4 tries.
Mr_Skeleton 10y ago My brother was moving from Toronto To Halifax. I went with my father to go pick him up. It's about a 22 hour or so drive. We switched off on the way there. On the way back I got a migraine so my father had to drive all the way to Montreal since my brother didn't have a license. I decided to just power through the rest of it and give my dad a rest for duration of the trip. So it was me and my older brother in the front seat. We spent about eight hours
Sir_Randolph_Gooch . 10y ago Someone argued with me that the penis is technically a finger because its a hanging appendage with a sensitive tip that lost it's nail through evolution.

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