32 Delectable Morsels of Fast-Food Trivia Stolen Out of Our Hands by a Seagull

That seagull is about to get a serious tummy ache
32 Delectable Morsels of Fast-Food Trivia Stolen Out of Our Hands by a Seagull
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If this were the ‘90s, a seagull flying off with our burger wouldn’t be that big of a deal. We could easily scrounge up another dollar somewhere. Nowadays, you better track that thing down and wrestle it out of its beak, because you probably just put another mortgage on the house buying it. 

Ah, nothing like a good “back in my day” to make us feel old. Anywho, here are some fun facts about the world of unnecessarily pricey slop…

The Burgers in Ads

YOU COULD NEVER EAT THAT DELICIOUS BURGER IN THE AD. The meat is undercooked, the lettuce is held in place with pins, and the sesame seeds are glued on the bun. Fancy a yummy torture sandwich for lunch? CRACKED.COM

Dairy Queen in Texas

Dairy Queens in Texas have a different menu Dairy Queen Dairy Queen was Some Texas-specific products include the Hungr-Buster and the Dude Chick'n Fried Steak Sandwich. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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Taco Bell's Seafood Salad

Taco Bell's Seafood Salad To compete with the Filet-O-Fish, Taco Bell introduced a seafood salad in the 1980s. Unsurprisingly, it was a complete flop. Salad AND seafood? From Taco Bell? Hard pass. CRACKED.COM

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McDonald’s MP3 Players

CRACKED MCDONALD'S MP3 PLAYERS. CRAZY FROS GHLANDO - Momb No. McDonald's got in on the MP3 craze of the early 2000s with MP3 players in Happy Meals. It was basically cheap plastic shells that played one low quality popular song from Britney Spears and others.

Taco Bell in ‘Demolition Man’

Product Placement SAAD Demolition Man SBP TACO BELL SAN AND POLICE John Spartan is shocked to find that in 2032, Taco Bell is the only restaurant left -the outcome of the Franchise Wars. Why? Well, McDonald's and Burger King passed on the product placement. HO CRACKED

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Pay-It-Forward at the Drive-Thru

M Drive-Thru On December 2015 in Florida, a woman decided to pay for the meal of the car behind her at a local McDonald's drive-thru. Touched by the g

Chick-fil-A's Lemons

Chick-fil-A buys more Sunkist lemons than anyone else They use over 250 million lemons per year. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

Burger King’s Chatbot

CRACKED BURGER KING'S CHATBOT. MAKE IL a mear? YES! Burger King bot BURGER 0 people like this KING NO Food/Beverages 12:16 PM Welcome to the BURGER KING® URGER ING restaurants! BURE KIN You selected Whopper Combo Meal select location Type a message... hello In an attempt to connect with young consumers, BK's Facebook Messenger Bot is an Al chatbot that consumers could order from. Taco Bell got in on it with a TacoBot that took orders via the Slack chat app.

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The First McDonald’s Drive-Thru

The first McDonald's drive-thru opened next to a military base in Arizona. 5 McDonald's SERVICE SYSTEM HAMBURGERS McDonald's The have Sold OVER 1 MILLION Soldiers at the base couldn't show up in public in a work or duty uniform, so a drive-thru was set up to allow them to buy at McDonald's anyway. NOW YOU KNOW CRACKED.COM

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Burger King’s Table Service

In 1993, Burger King briefly offered table service during dinner hours. KING BURGER BURGER FRESHLY KING PREPARED FOOTOR KING CRISPY Staunton Street de and - THE I A 40 03 7L - FLAME GRILLING SINCE 1954 THINK Health WHOPR.R Your choices were a Whopper dinner basket, steak sandwich, chicken, or shrimp. They also offered popcorn as a table appetizer. CRACKED.COM

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Double Sensation Pizza

The Double Sensation was a twin-crusted pizza. Pizza Hut SENSATION HILK CRACKED.COM Pizza Hut gave customers in Singapore more of what nobody really likes all that much - the crust! They called it a pizza within a pizza, but it was realy just an excuse to fill you up with more bread... and apparently offload some excess Alfredo sauce.

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McDonald’s Flamin’ Hot Fitbit

McDonald's flamin' hot Fitbit DSB STEP-iT % CRACKED.COM Step-Its were little Happy Meal pedometers that started giving kids mysterious burns, blisters, and rashes. McD's had to recall over 30 million units.

A Burger King Shootout

WEIRD WORLD In Memphis, a woman shot up a drive-through Burger King because of how long her order was taking. BK CHICKEN NIGGETS 5$2.50 BURGER KING BURGER KING ING DRIVE THRU She left her car, went to the drive-through window and then started arguing-- after that, she started shooting. Nobody

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The Bell Beefer

Taco Bell's Bell Beefer In the 1970s, Taco Bell introduced its chili burger. Basically a taco but with a bun instead of a shell. As if there weren't enough fast-food burger options, who thought we needed a harder-to-eat attempt? CRACKED.GOM

Burger Pizza

Burger King's Burger Pizza In a clear publicity stunt (that we are continuing to help hype, SO it's effective), a 2.500 calorie pizza-sized burger was only available in New York because New Yorkers aren't snobs about their pizza or anything. CRACKED.GOM

Rosie O’Donnell

Rosie O'Donnell collects McDonald's Happy Meal toys. T O'Donnell owns over 2, .500 of the little pop culture figurines and toys. Her fans also regularly send her new items to add to her collection.

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