23 Bon Mots, Sallies and Witticisms to Impress the Lads at the Literary Society
Oh, the chuckles you’ll chuckle
Gather ‘round, ladies and gentlemen. It is now time for the elicitation of laughter! Yes, yes, we cackle-, chortle- and chuckle-providers have summoned your eyes for the receiving of humorous information and your bellies for the audible responses of guffawing.
Warmest welcomes from all of us. Now, enough of this infernal blathering. Let the giggling commence!
The First Rule of Thesaurus Club...
What Can’t You Hear A Pterodactyl Going to the Bathroom?
A Grasshopper Walks Into A Bar...
Two Satellite Dishes Got Married...
What Did the Corn Say After Stubbing His Toe?
How Many Tickles Does It Take to Make An Octopus Laugh?
Did You Know Milk Is the Fastest Liquid Ever?
I Was in A Park Contemplating Why A Frisbee Gets Bigger...
Why Did the Bicycle Fall Over?
A Guy Walks Into A Doctor’s Office...
I Once Had A Job Circumcising Elephants at the Zoo...
What Do You Call A Bear With No Teeth?
Two Atoms Are Walking Down the Street...
How Do You Make A Space Party?
A Mexican Magician Tells His Audience for His Last Trick He Will Make Himself Disappear...
What’s the Difference Between A Golfer and A Skydiver?
What Do You Call A Can Opener That Doesn’t Work?
A Plateau Is the Highest...
I Told My Doctor That I Broke My Arm in Two Pieces...
A Soldier Survived Mustard Gas in Battle...
A Priest, A Rabbi and An Iman Walk Into A Bar
Two Drums and A Pair of Cymbals Fall Off A Cliff...
