31 Wildly Simple Concepts Adults Had to Explain to Other Adults

‘That you cannot fax money to someone’
31 Wildly Simple Concepts Adults Had to Explain to Other Adults

I think it’s fair to say most people have certain gaps in their basic knowledge, not out of ignorance, but simply by volume. With the amount of things you’re expected to drill into your brain so you don’t die penniless and confused, who can blame you if you missed some details on photosynthesis?

Still, it can be shocking when you find out someone that, by all appearances and records, is a fully grown adult, doesn’t know what should be basic knowledge. It’s a moment of awkward awe that neither person really wants to be involved in, and luckily for Reddit, it’s usually something the explainer remembers. 

Thanks to that, numerous Redditors were able to recount their most gob-smacking “are you serious” moments for our enjoyment below.

lauren239 . 9y ago How Epilepsy is not contagious. This guy was convinced I was giving everyone epilepsy and was really mad at me. Не kept saying how irresponsible I was for being in public with this disease and he couldn't believe my parents let me out before I got cured.
aamedor . 9y ago Just because you broke the thing you financed doesnt mean you get to stop paying for it.
boxofsquirrels 9y ago While working in a casino I had to tell a patron she had no credit available. She insisted she'd sent a check to pay her balance. I explained the check had been returned for insufficient funds. She was outraged. You mean because I don't have enough money in my bank account to pay you, I can't get any more from you? Yes. That's exactly what I meant.
MrLomax . 9y ago I had to explain rounding to my boss at work. Pretty sure he still doesn't get it.
 . . 9y ago MOM, YOU WILL NEVER GET AN E-MAIL SAYING THAT YOU WON A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!
bigtimejohnny . 9 9y ago That you cannot fax money to someone.
strikt9 . 9y ago Why doesn't the kite just fly away? Um, the string?
trojancunts .9y ago That eggs arent vegetables.
falconofendor 9y ago A 22 year old college friend who traveled extensively was unaware of the concept of time-zones. I had to explain that when I was in Oregon and she was in Maryland, her 5 PM was three hours before my 5 PM.
zombiekingz 9y ago Other languages have rhymes too.
Jalema . 9y ago That vegetarians eat peanut butter. My sister was convinced that anything with protein contained meat.
Wiggy7383 . 9y ago That Scotland is a country and not (as she thought) a theme park
 . 9y ago We were staying in the south of a country, and there was flooding in the north. Hours away. My friend was worried that the flooding would run down from the north to the south because of gravity.
liesbuiltuponlies 9y ago That there are 24 hours in a day.
myheartisstillracing . 9y ago The moon has predictable phases. It's not just that random clouds are sometimes covering part if it.
Something_Syck 9y ago a Edited 9y ago Pretty much every customer interaction from my retail days One particularly stupid person stuck with me though, a lady complained to a manager that I wasn't letting her use my staff discount card Не explained to her that doing that was against policy and | am would lose my job for doing it. She says that I should be fired anyway for poor service and that | should let her use my card before he fired me.
niaiparkes 9y ago First off I'm from Scotland so I get asked a lot where I'm from because I live in the states now. But going to university I met the most stereotypical redneck, and not the good kind, the inbred kind. Guy asked where I was from I said Scotland guy asked where it was I say Great Britain. Guy still has no clue so I say right above France guy still has no clue and this just continues down the line until I have to explain where Europe actually is. This is one of the few times I
dick_bacco ® 9y ago 2nd year in a college mechanical engineering class, I had to explain the difference between solid and hollow to a classmate. Не was so dense I had to disassemble a mechanical pencil to compare the hollow barrel to a solid wood pencil for him to understand.
urbanplowboy 9y ago Edited 9y ago When I was seven my teacher was teaching our class about day and night, and how the sun comes out in the day and the moon comes out at night. When I asked her why the moon was sometimes out during the day, she said no, the moon never comes out during the day, only at night. When I told her that I'd seen the moon in the sky during the day lots of times, she said I must be mistaken. Then, when I walked over to the window and pointed to the moon
LadyEmry 9y ago Holy shit I have some good ones. My best friend, who is 26 years old: So was the Titanic a real ship? Because the news is saying its it's 100 years anniversary but Leo DiCaprio isn't 100 years old? and What side is my kidney on?
Cerdo_Imperialista . 9y ago That Latin is not, in fact, the language of Latin America.
Laika4321 . 9y ago Edited 9y ago What's the elevation here? I'm a saltwater fishing guide EDIT: I had a coworker who was asked the same question. Не didn't know the answer.
Sahasrahla 9y ago A friend of mine didn't know about real Christmas trees because her family always got artificial ones. She was shocked to learn that Christmas tree lots were full of trees cut down from the woods rather than row after row of artificial trees that people sold outside every year.
frugalfran 9y ago | had to explain to my daycare provider that butternut squash is not, in fact, a nut. | was sending in pureed food for my then-8 month old daughter. Got everything containing butternut squash sent back the first evening. I inquired the following morning, wondering what was wrong with the food. She said to me, straight faced, ma'am, this is a nut-free facility. Due to allergies.
ofnovalue . 9y ago Customer why is there no sales tax on my purchase. Me because you are on a cruise ship and not in America anymore Customer, alarmed well, where am I? Me in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean Customer, utterly horrified AND THAT'S NOT AMERICA????
Moghlannak 9y ago When I was in 8th grade I had to explain to my Social Studies teacher that there are actually 50 states not 52. She kept insisting there were the lower 50 plus Hawaii and Alaska. This was before the internet and I had to go get the globe from the back of the class and actually count them all out for her.
7_up_curly 9y ago Had to explain to my college classmate, and later president of the student council, that you do not kill a sheep for it's wool. Не was a hard core city boy, and I am a farm girl. I returned from a holiday with a knit sweater from my grandmother. Не promptly ripped into me, decrying how I could wear fur and be so cruel to animals. When everyone else started laughing he realized he was not going down a good road. I explained that you don't kill a sheep for the wool, you shear it off like
dersedaydreaming . 9y ago I'm still explaining to other adult women their anatomy. No, you don't pee out of your vagina; and for that matter there's a distinction between the vagina and the vulva.
kjchoya 9y ago Ordered a pizza with my husband one night. It arrived piping hot, and | put a piece on my plate and hesitated. My husband looked at me questioningly, and I said I didn't want to get pizza burn. Не looked at me, his eyes grew very big, and he said, You can PREVENT that?!?
ZeahRenee . 9y ago Edited 9y ago A coworker asked me if her female cat could get pregnant from using the same litter box as her neutered male cat. She also thought that female cats get pregnant from rubbing against areas that male cats have sprayed. I played the role of a cat sex-ed teacher on that day...
unbalancedforce . 9y ago Photoshop. | had my 50 year old friend show me how amazing this cloud was with a lion in it. She was in awe of how amazing nature/god is. I just looked at her like I was having to reboot my brain to comprehend what her reality was.

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