32 Random Bits of Trivia That Don’t Realize They’re Giving the Gen Z Stare

These facts just don’t have time for your nonsense
32 Random Bits of Trivia That Don’t Realize They’re Giving the Gen Z Stare
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As semi-professional fact representatives, they’ve asked us to ask you to kindly read them and then “dip” or even “skrrt.” They don’t have the time or the patience for your small talk or any unsolicited advice that you old fogies like to throw at them.

Previous fact generations may have been taught to politely nod along to complete nonsense, but not this one. We just don’t want you to get your feelings hurt. Disses from young, hip facts cut deep. 

Pitbull

CRACKED.COM Pitbull has trademarked his yell. You know that EEEYOOO! that is Pitbull's trademark? It turns out it's his actual trademark-you are not allowed to use it. The rapper managed to get legal protection for his signature yell in 2019.

Asteroids

Japan is giving away samples collected from an asteroid. x CRACKED.COM The Institute of Space and Astronautical Science in Japan is accepting proposals for the opportunity to get your hands on real space dirt, straight from the Ryugu asteroid.

Source: JAXA

Ijen Crater

Hellish mines in bizarre terrain are a sci-fi staple. This one's real. Eastern Indonesia's Ijen Crater is an active volcano where cracks in the rocks

Malaria

This is much worse than it looks. This might look like a bunch of harmless balls of Jell-o, but it's actually Plasmodium falciparum, the deadliest str

Fettuccine Alfredo

Fettuccine Alfredo was brought to the US by a pair of silent movie stars. Mary Pickford and Douglas Fairbanks ate it at the only restaurant in Rome that served it, really liked it, and asked for the recipe -- which they took home. CRACKED.COM

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Horseshoe Crabs

Horseshoe crabs have eyes all over their bodies. GRACKED.COM Horseshoe crabs have 10 eyes in total, in- cluding ones near their mouth, on the top of their shell, and down their tail.

PBS

Dolphins

MALE DOLPHINS WILL MURDER BABY DOLPHINS IN ORDER TO MATE WITH THE MOTHER. A new mother is unavailable for mating for years while she cares for her you
Source: BBC

r/AstralArmy

IF YOU'D LIKE TO TRAVEL OUT OF YOUR BODY USING YOUR MIND. THERE'S A REDDIT COMMUNITY FOR THAT. The subreddit rAstralarmy is a place for people to lear
Source: VICE

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