33 Instances of Wild Behavior Seen at Weddings

‘My teenage brother started break dancing during the first dance’
33 Instances of Wild Behavior Seen at Weddings
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Weddings are a beautiful testament to the spirit of humanity, love and community. They’re also regularly an event where people get the most fucked up they’ll get all year. Even without alcohol and open bars, the inherent emotion of the whole affair (no pun intended) can inspire some truly inadvisable behavior.

Redditors who’ve been brides, grooms and wedding attendees have shared some of the most outrageous behavior they’ve ever seen from a guest. Best-case scenario: It’s a wild story the guests will share, attributed to a little too loose of a faucet on the free liquor. Worst-case scenario: Suddenly those close friends you invited to witness your important moments aren’t so close after all.

Percypigged 7y ago Steal bottles of champagne and flower arrangements. The couple had bought their own alcohol and was paying a corkage fee to the reception venue. One guest assumed it was free booze and was filling the boot of their car with bottles off all the tables. The brides mother noticed her walking off with the centrepiece off a table and followed to see what the fuck she was doing. Cheeky twat was quickly ejected.
ayeiamthefantasyguy 7y ago Edited 7y ago My friend couldn't afford to spend much on his wedding. And although the venue was large enough to invite a lot of people, it became clear pretty quickly that the set menu dinner would not be enough for everyone (probably due to poor planning or w/e). I was sitting at a table with a bunch of our coworkers and our boss and we collectively decided to decline our plates, which we did. The guy's aunt apparently saw that and started demanding our plates for herself and her kids, saying if we didn't want them
Puppiesandcoffee . 7y ago My cousin wore white, then tracked us down as we were trying to make our entrance as husband and wife demanded us to pose for a picture then walked with us for the entrance.
fatmeatboy 7y ago Cousin of the bride stole the basket full of checks and cash
BurgNast . 7y ago Best man used his best man speech to propose to his girlfriend. And no, he did not run by the groom first.
ohcalamity13 7y ago The dj stupidly opened up the microphone to anyone who wanted to make a speech. This was after an open bar. One guest made a speech about all the times the bride and groom were on the rocks from his cheating. An old family friend gave a tearful account of how she had wanted to bride to marry her son instead. And another family friend told stories of the groom as a child killing small animals. It was an amazing wedding.
AugustaScarlett . 7y ago Not as outrageous as some, but I attended a wedding where the groom's stepmother wore a miniskirted suit, paired with sky-high heels and a large brimmed hat with a small veil, all in pristine white. That was the same wedding where the officiant forgot he had a wedding that day and the groom had to track him down to a barbecue he was attending, so it started an hour and a half late.
TheLegendOfZelph 7y ago The ex-boyfriend forcibly cut in on the bride and groom's first dance together. After a few awkward and tense moments, some friends dragged him out as he yelled through tears, I'll always love you and I'll be waiting for you when this marriage falls apart! Plot twist. Several months into the new marriage, she discovered that her new husband was a scam artist going by a different name, had fake IDs with different aliases, criminal record, been married many times, etc. Не disappeared that same day, and, yes, she now has been happily married for 15+ years
obiflan . 7y ago My 60 year old (at the time) grandfather punched out the best man at my cousin's wedding. My grandmother had MS and was wheel chair bound, best man started pissing right next to her. Almost caused a huge brawl.
. 7y ago My wife and I were given a double magnum of 2000 Mouton Rothschild as a gift. My cousin who was already wasted thought we wouldn't mind if she opened it up and as she is carrying it down to the after party she drops it and it explodes all over my wife's wedding dress.
DarrenEdwards 7y ago The father of the bride wants to share the story of the bride and groom meeting. Не tells about how at the hospital his wife and daughter worked at there was a disgruntled ex-employee. This employee brought in a gun and starting shooting colleagues. Не told how his wife was hiding in an office and locked the door so the gun man moved on. Later, a doctor who had been shot in the head and played possum managed to get to her door and she let him in. Не gave details about the dead and wounded, injuries
. 7y ago . Edited 7y ago My (teenage) brother started break dancing during the first dance. On the dance floor. People gathered around him and cheered. The couple (our cousin and his bride) were not amused.
Notmiefault 7y ago Edited 7y ago My buddy's wedding lastyear was a shitshow, through no fault of anyone in particular. The night of the rehearsal dinner, a groomsman was getting out of the shower and put his hand on the sink to steady himself (there was no bar or anything). The entire sink collapsed, shattering and slicing his hand open. I got to call 911, and he wound up with something like 15 stitches. Later that same night, a guest was drunk and tripped on the stairs, breaking her ankle. She spent the rest of the weekend in a wheelchair.
7y ago Not a guest, but the actual groom.... Bride and groom have a fairly open relationship where each has a boy toy or girl toy. Most of their friends know about it but I'm pretty that the grandparents and great aunts and uncles have no idea. So, a few hours into the wedding, everyone's got a few drinks in them and I look over the dance floor and there's the groom, dancing with his side chick, completely sucking face in full view of the entire extended family and guests. I'm pretty sure there would have been a murder
chewlupa 7y ago My friend went to a wedding where the bride and groom specifically asked people not to take photos during the ceremony. One of the guests brought a camera with a tripod and did it regardless. Apparently she had giant curly hair and there were a ton of candles around. Since her hair was so curly she had used a ton of hairspray and her hair got caught in a candle and went up in flames. One of the other guests put it out but got burned in the process.
NeverEnufWTF . 7y ago Wedding reception in the penthouse boardroom of a bank. Lobby of said bank had a koi pond. Someone in the wedding party got wasted, took off his shoes and socks, and went fishing for koi with his bare hands. I wish I could say it was someone else.
NinjatheClick . 7y ago Ring-bearer marched right up to the best man and started punching him in the crotch repeatedly during the ceremony.
7y ago Work friends wedding. We've all worked together for years and have become friends, so we were all invited to the wedding. The new girl was invited, even though she had only worked with us for around three months, we were all keen to get to know her better. New girl end up getting SMASHED, hitting on our boss, who is married. I'm talking trying to undress him on the dance floor. She was slamming shots that the guys were buying for her because she'd flash her boobs for each shot she was bought. Time to go home:
babers1987 . 7y ago . Edited 7y ago At my cousin's wedding this year, the sister in law of the groom wore 3 different outfits. Each dress change got sexier and more and more like a wedding dress. It was all we could speak about all night!
keepthebear 7y ago We left wedding favors along the table for our guests, and one family arrived early so just picked apart all the boxes to eat their favorite sweets. In hindsight we definitely should have held the favors back to give at the end, but they looked pretty
MageTank . 7 7y ago My brother at my wedding holding a cup of Jameson (full tumbler) and a mike's hard lemonade, drinking both saying I gotta slow down... Then in my guest book he wrote THUG LIFE
ohhhjamie . 7y ago Brother of the bride got pissed about something, punched out a window at the venue, then the brother of the groom chased him all the way down the road to kick his ass. Good times.
interdepartmentmemo 7y ago A coworker of mine invited another coworker and I to her bachelorette party and wedding. I got drunk at the bachelorette party and she drove, so for the wedding we switched. I stayed sober while she got hammered. Sometime after the dancing started she yelled out I give great blowjobs! When someone handed her a microphone. My coworker/friend and her husband still laugh about it.
SHOLI Onefingertyper 7y ago Order 2 jugs of Bourbon and Coke, and proceeded to drink them with one in each hand. It was the groom's father and he had split up with his wife recently. Не ended up trying to fight me in the car park afterwards because i couldn't squeeze him in to our already overloaded car.
EmotionalPiglet 7y ago Edited 7y ago At the wedding bridesmaid 1 found out that bridesmaid 2 had slept with her boyfriend (who was also at the wedding). We had to remove bridesmaid 1 from the venue as there was a high chance murder was going to be committed. The same wedding the father of the bride was so drunk he threw up in the middle of the dance floor.
7y ago Actually me and my brother. We were in the desert at our cousins wedding, and after hitting up the open bar for a few rounds we decided to walk into to the open desert. The two of us ended up walking a few miles into the middle of nowhere and saying yep were lost. The sound from the wedding traveled pretty far so we were able to hear it from the top of a hill and find our way back. We totally fucked up our clothes though. Also only our parents realised we were gone. 7/10 wedding,
UnwittingGardenGnome . 7y ago She was escorted out by the police before the ceremony even began. She was my soon-to-be mother-in-law. She is now my ex mother-in- law.
criuggn . 7y ago Not outrageous and not another guest but | was 10 and I ate too many cupcakes and I went into the bathroom and threw up
AllieCat17 . 7y ago Super socially-awkward redneck token-cowboy friend of ours down here in TN (love the guy to death) walked up to the ceremony right as it was time for the bride to walk down the aisle... and began to walk down the aisle in her place. Inconvenient time for the mother of the bride to turn around and cause everybody in the venue to stand up.
APlen388 . 7y ago Literally pulls his dick out and does the helicopter and no one notices.. friends, grandmothers, wives... A no children wedding obviously.
Offthepoint . 7y ago There's a scene in Animal House where John Belushi screams, TURTLE!! on a dance floor and lays on the floor like a turtle stuck on its back. I once saw an entire group of people at a wedding reception do this.
dcthomas82 . 7y ago Puke off a 13th floor balcony directly in front of a huge window that the happy couple were sitting in front of, enjoying their dinner. | was that guest.
korinakorina_ . 7y ago Overdosed on heroin. The groom stepped out in front of the venue for air. Found his cousin on the ground in the parking lot turning blue.

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