34 Antagonistic Bits of Trivia That’ll Seriously Try Your Brain’s Patience

These’ll put your brain into fight-or-flight mode
34 Antagonistic Bits of Trivia That’ll Seriously Try Your Brain’s Patience
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We don’t say this often, but if these facts get a little aggressive, you have our full permission to fight back. They love to bully brains by shoving information into them, so if there’s anything in here that your brain doesn’t want, it doesn’t have to take it. 

We’ve been trying to get them to soften their fact-distributing methods a bit, but maybe one good pushback from a strong brain like yours will finally make them listen. So get your guard up, cuz here they come!

Ghislaine Maxwell

WEIRD WORLD Ghislaine Maxwell did something bone-chillingly terrifying in court. When the court artist sketched her, she looked right into his eyes and sketched him back. Truly, Nietzsche was right - surprisingly literally so. CRACKED.COM

Primates

Humans are the only primates without a penis bone. CRACKED COM This leaves us dependent on hydraulic pressure alone. The penis bone in other primates aids sexual reproduction by maintaining sufficient stiffness during sexual penetration.

Star Wars

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE GEORGE LUCAS INITIALLY PLANNED TO END THE ICONIC LEIA RESCUE SCENE WITH LUKE PUNCHING LEIA IN THE FACE TO KNOCK HER OUT. FORTUNATELY, LUCAS HAD THE SENSE TO CUT THAT PART OUT IN THE SECOND DRAFT. CRACKED.COM

Coors

Coors accidentally marketed beer to their Spanish-speaking customers with the promise that they'd run to the toilet. THE ORIGINA LONGNECKS 12 Coog! FL.OZ. و GOLDEN I BOCKY The brewing company translated .... save - - . - canada - - Bampoor - منجمة NATURAL NTAIN - their English catchphrase, Turn it WATER loose, without realizing that it means Suffer from diarrhea in Spanish. CRACKED.COM

Human Brains

Human brains grow to have 3x as many neurons as chimps and apes GRAGKED.COM Scientists recently discovered a key molecular switch that can make the difference in the growth.

The White Lady of Worstead Church

CRACKED.COM THE WHITE LADY OF WORSTEAD CHURCH In 1975, Diane Berthelot's husband took a photo of her sitting in a pew at St. Mary's Church in Worstead, UK. When they developed the picture, they noticed a mysterious ghostly figure. Diane, now in her 80's, claims the White Lady healed her and has kept her healthy through the years.

Ivory

Post-Wrestling Careers Ivory will take care of your pup. The former star of GLOW and WWF Women's Champion runs her own doggy day care and grooming service. CRACKED.COM

Source: WWE

Batman Returns

BATMAN RETURNS CRACKED.COM Right before Selina Kyle is thrown from a window to her death, and subsequently nibbled back to life by a group of alley cats, she discovers Max Shrek's plan to build a power plant that would steal Gotham's electricity. In this scene, a dramatic lighting change casts a shadow from her glasses onto her face that resemble a cat-eye face mask.

Source: Reddit

Global Warming

CRAOY EUNICE NEWTON FOOTE WAS THE FIRST TO SUGGEST A LINK BETWEEN CARBON DIOXIDE LEVELS AND GLOBAL TEMPERATURE RISE In 1856 CIRCUMSTANCES ffecting tbe

Cindy Crawford

Before she made it as a supermodel, Cindy Crawford came from very humble beginnings. CRACKED.COM She had a summer job shucking corn in her rural Illin

Condoleeza Rice

Condoleeza Rice is an accomplished concert pianist. She performed with the Denver Symphony at age 15, and has accompanied cellist Yo Yo Ma at Washingt

Shaq

SHAQ BOUGHT THREE BENTLEYS FOR AROUND $1 MILLION. In an interview, the basketball legend said, I had on some shorts and a tank top and flip-flops, an

X-Rays

W. C. Roentgen discovered Xrays in 1895. The X stands for unknown because the German scientist didn't understand what he had stumbled upon. CRACKEDC

Choking

If you choke while eating alone, do this: Make a fist and place it below your ribcage, just above the navel. Lean over a table edge or a chair with yo

Aileen Wuornos

THE OSCAR WINNER In Monster, Aileen Wuornos is tied up, beaten and raped. REALITY THE The real Wuornos says that never happened. Charlize Theron won B

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