27 of the Worst Things People Put in Their Mouth

‘Limburger cheese and vinegar sandwich’
27 of the Worst Things People Put in Their Mouth

Your mouth, ideally, should be a private place. After toddlerdom, we’re pretty picky about what we put in there, and for good reason. There’s a whole lot of hardware that gives us sensory feedback packed into our pieholes. When what enters is a slice of devil’s food cake, or a pork-and-chive potsticker, we’re very thankful for that.

Of course, that sensitivity is a double-edged sword. When something undesirable somehow finds access to your oral cavity, you’re going to get a whole lot of information about it that you never wanted. Especially if it’s something that you shouldn’t be eating, as there’s probably a lot of taste and odor indicators to that end. Given how closely our senses and our memory are linked, when you get a taste of something truly foul, it’ll probably stick with you for life — as it did for these Redditors who shared the worst thing that’s ever snuck in their mouths.

ScullysFreckles 7y ago Limburger cheese and vinegar sandwich. | dry heave thinking about it. My grandpa loved them and one day I harassed him enough to let me try it. Не kept telling me how much I'd hate it but | insisted and dear god kill me. - 438 Award Share ...
fredsewell 7y ago A hornet. Landed on a piece of beef jerky just as I was putting it into my mouth and I didn't notice...until the stinging. Oh dear god, the stinging. - Award Share 1.4K ...
strum_and_dang 7y ago A deer once tried to jump over my car, and crashed through my windshield instead. I soon found myself spitting out a mouthful of window glass, deer fur, and blood (some of the blood was definitely mine, not sure if all of it was). - 668 Award Share ...
SheZowRaisedByWolves 7y ago I once drank bbq sauce out of a shoe found on the side of the road for $5. Strep throat. - 368 Award Share ...
thoughtsexplained 7y ago Edited 7y ago | made a coffee in a travel mug on my way to work one morning. As I'm driving, I am taking tiny sips of the hot coffee. | drank about half of it this way until it reached a temperature I could take a larger sip. I felt something in my mouth. Maybe I was crazy. Tried to pull a hair out of my mouth but it was gone. Took another sip and this time there was definitely something in my mouth. So | spit* it back into the mug. There was a large
Remoterist 7y ago Edited 7y ago A very large, European House Spider. The first year I moved to Europe, we had a garden apartment that opened up into a nice yard that my kids could play in. That first year there seemed to be a plague of these humongous black spiders everywhere. They are generally harmless, but HUGE. One day, I washed my face in the bathroom and reached for my towel. As I dried my face, the large black spider that was hiding behind my towel raced across my face looking for a place to hide. opened my mouth
WizardofSorts 7y ago Cow poop. As a teen I worked on a diary farm with my father. We would play music on a stereo while milking the cows. | was singing along to 500 Miles by the Proclaimers. I'm belting out the da da da part when a cow flicked her tail and flung poo right into my mouth. It was terrible. It was oily. It wouldn't wash out. I'll never forget it. Award Share 87 ...
owjim 7y ago An old dorm roommate used to do chewing tobacco and leave little cup of spit in the room. After doing a shot one night | reached for my chaser and grabbed the wrong thing. - 377 Award Share ...
eclecticsed 7y ago My first apartment had no air conditioning. I used to lie around in my underwear, spraying myself with a water bottle now and then while I sat in front of a fan. For funsies and because I'm secretly a child, I'd occasionally spray some into my mouth. Long story short, I had once used that bottle to catch some beetles that I didn't want to kill, and intended to chuck outside the next day. Apparently instead of doing that, I refilled it, continued using it, and proceeded to drink actual beetle juice for weeks without realizing. That,
 7y ago Spilled M&M's on my bed while studying and accidentally picked up a little peice of cat poop my cat had stuck to her paw and ate it (brown and small looked like a sad M&M) 59 Award Share ...
ClaytonBigsbe 7y ago My friends piss. Way back when my buddy had to send his Xbox 360 out for repair. It was coming back in and he had to work, I didn't. Не asked if I could chill at his house because they wouldn't leave it if no one was there. Sure, no problem. Hanging out in his room I see a pretty much full bottle of coke. Pour a glass, take a big sip, as soon as it hit my mouth I knew something was wrong. Ran down stairs and spit it out. In the back of my head
BonesFullOfPoprocks 7y ago I once sprayed reddi whip that was over a month expired into my mouth It was black And crunchy 39 Award Share ...
natatatles 7y ago Deodorant. Not only does it taste terrible, a tiny speck makes your entire mouth completely dry, which makes it impossible to spit out. 38 Award Share ...
Viconahopa 7y ago Parmesan foam. Part of a dish at a fancy restaurant and tasted like a wet fart. 100 Award Share ...
 7y ago When I was a teenager I dated a guy who had a turtle tank that he rarely cleaned with three hefty red ear sliders in it. I offerred to help him clean it one day. Не gave me a plastic tube and a bucket so we could siphon the water out and asked me to start the siphon by sucking up the tank water with my mouth using the tube. Не said he would pinch the tube before it got in my mouth. Не did no such thing and | got a full mouth of old, fishy,
aladdyn2 7y ago Old pool water. Wanted to drain pool so | put a hose in and sucked on it to start it syphoning. Got some in my mouth but figured it wasnt that gross,just some old leaves. Then when the water drained out there was a rotting squirrel at the bottom. - 108 Award Share ...
halpalhalpal 7y ago Sun chips that were EIGHT YEARS expired. My step dad traveled a ton for work while | was growing up and would regularly save the snacks he got on flights and throw them in our cabinet when he got home. | found a rogue bag of sunchips at the very back of the cabinet and didn't think anything of it so packed them in my school lunch. I can't accurately describe exactly what rancid, rancid sunchips taste like, but | still cannot even smell them to this day without being sick. 25 Award Share ...
deeppurplecircles 7y ago Formaldehyde. - 60 Award Share ...
JollRoints 7y ago Vinegar and baking soda. | was a dumb teenager 32 Award Share ...
JenovaCelestia 7y ago Prednisone. Hands down. That stuff tasted super awful. A close second is chemo vomit. - 18 Award Share ... 7y ago So bitter and sticks to your tounge every time. 6 Award Share ...
 7y ago Edited 7y ago You know those Beanboozled jelly beans? I tried the dog food one and dry heaved into a bin. Shit was absolutely disgusting and to this day | don't understand why anyone would play that game. - 17 Award Share ... brookelynbridge 7y ago Ooh | had the spoiled milk one. it made me feel sick and the taste stayed in my mouth for hours Award Share 10 ...
 7y ago Pepper spray - 13 Award Share ...
Moldy_slug 7y ago So I used to work in a public recycling center, where people turned in their cans and bottles for cash. We'd run the cans through this hopper to help shake out any liquid - and when | say liquid, I mean rotten soda, chew spit, rain-soaked cigs, fish juice, goat piss... anything you can think of. Under the hopper was a drip pan to catch all this liquid. We only emptied it once per week, so you can imagine how disgusting that sloppy stew got by Day 7. One time as I pulled the tray out a dead
eshilli 7y ago My cat's paw, claws unsheathed, covered in litter. I was asleep and I often sleep with my mouth open. She decided to step in it. Couldn't wash the fur and litter out for such a long time. Her claws also kind of stabbed me. 10 Award Share ...
Ghost5727 7y ago I was supervising some maintenance on some piping that had a clog. One of my coworkers had this canister thing that he could pump up to like 100 psi and put a tube down a drain and release the pressurized air to blow out the clog. Well to do this you have to isolate everything that goes to the main line except for the main drain and the line you're blowing in to. So we did that and | stood like 15ft back and gave him the thumbs up. Не pulls the trigger and the drain next
The_lon_Shake 7y ago | was eating at a sushi restaurant in Japan and the Japanese guy | was with ordered us this Nigiri that was just a raw whole prawn. The chef came and hand seared it with a blowtorch but it was very much whole and kind-of uncooked. They convinced me that | should just eat it whole, that's how its done. | did. | ate the whole head, eyestalks, everything. It was awful...all this brown gross goo in my mouth, legs getting caught in my teeth etc. I could taste it for days. | look over, he's taken
ManlnTheCoil 7y ago Two things come to mind... 1. Working on my dad's lobster boat. The bait we used was dead skate (basically stingrays) which after a couple days emit a disgusting brown liquid. Needless to say when you spend hours stringing the bait together, some of liquid goes flying around. 2. Working at beach club. My friends says hey! | look over to him to say what and he has a toilet brush outstretched next to my face which went straight into my mouth. The brush we used for the public toilets. Don't kiss me 1K Award Share ...

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