25 High School Mishaps People Will Never Forget

‘A virus got into our school system and held the school’s data at ransom’
25 High School Mishaps People Will Never Forget

Nostalgia is a powerful thing — it can really make you believe that your best years are in the rearview mirror. In some cases, though, it is worth looking back on your younger, more chaotic days and having a good ol’ laugh. For instance: One Redditor remembered the time two guys brought 50 cabbages to school, started a cabbage fight and more than 100 students joined in. 

That’s probably the most cabbage-heavy memory any of those people have, and it’s one that should be revisited often. 

Other Redditors have recalled the high school days they’ll never forget, including a chapel incident that went down in history.

SchwillyMaysHere в 5mo ago One of the kids in computer class sent a death threat to Bill Clinton when he was president. Не signed it with the principal's name. It was meant as a joke but the secret service showed up and it ended up being a big deal. 10 Reply Share ...
Math-Hatter 5mo ago Spanish class junior year. We had to make an instructional video all in Spanish. One guy made a video about rolling a blunt using a tortilla and re- fried beans as proxies. The best part was that he made it into a skit in which his girlfriend was played by a blow up sex doll. Every scene had something inappropriate in the background, like a dildo or a bong. It was our Spanish teacher's first year teaching, so she made the mistake of letting the entire video play. Не got suspended for a couple days, and I'm
Sigmag 5mo ago Had a kid we called pennywise because he'd pick up every coin he saw. I'm talking bend over -> stand up -> bend over -> stand up if he saw 2 coins. So we'd lay trails of coins to the vending machine and just watch him do his thing out of pure fascination... ANYWAYS, one day I was walking down a concrete flight of stairs out to the bus loop and had a stray nickel in my pocket, and just threw it to see if i could get it to roll in a cool way and didn't realize
NumyNumyCrayons 5mo ago There was this dude, god he was as high as a kite, the most competent person to be operating saws. Anyway, he sliced off his first finger with said saw, and due the the copious amount of drugs in his system he seemingly didn't feel a thing, left the work shop walked to the front office (where I was at the time), casually walked in puts the finger on the counter and asks to go home early. Office people obviously called an ambulance, and i guess once the ambulance got here the pain and realisation set in,
sfkf8486 5mo ago A science teacher was performing one of those experiments where you put a small piece of metal in water and watch the flaming reaction. Unfortunately, the small piece of metal slipped out of the tweezers and fell into the water from height. There was a small bang as it exploded straight up out of the water, a loud ping as it ricocheted off of the ceiling lights, and a brief crack as it damaged the science room window in a hilarious Rube Goldberg setup. 1.6K Reply Share ...
SqdVader 5mo ago A friend of mine discovered he could fart on command. So we're in English class with about 10m left in the period and he's letting them rip. We're all laughing over in our corner of the classroom. Then all of a sudden his face turns from joy to dread. Не looks at me and asks if I have an extra pair of boxers in my gym locker because he's pretty sure he shat his pants. I laugh about it often. Edit: he definitely shit his pants. 1.1K Reply Share ...
Ok_Entertainment7934 5mo ago I believe it was in Junior year in HS. I wasn't in the class but I heard what happened. It was in shop class in the downstairs work shop. A buddy of mine called out another students name and when the student looked, my buddy threw a nail across the shop at him and the damn thing stuck in this other students head. I remember seeing him walking down to the office with a nail sticking out of his head just laughing his ass off. I'll never forget this. 853 Reply Share ...
cowardly_wizzard 5mo ago My junior year in high school in the late 90's, we had a roofing crew resurfacing most of the school's roof over the semester. Near the end of the year, a bunch the old school green vans from immigration rolled up during lunch, and the ENTIRE roofing crew lost their shit and attempted to bolt. But one guy on the crew jumped off the roof and rolled, and sprinted across the baseball field. My man straight up Kong jumped over the back fence and disappeared in the apartment complex across the street. A bunch of us were
Angryhippo2910 5mo ago There was this guy who showed up drunk to class. Obviously the teacher wasn't having it, and sent him to the principal's office. They decided that his drunkenness was grounds to search his backpack, where they found beers. Then they pulled out a brand new bong he had just bought. Principal: What's this? Student: It's a vase, I'm a botanist 528 Reply Share ...
Sea_Ganache620 1y ago Senior prank, someone dumped a few hundred pounds of flour and yeast into the school indoor pool, in hopes of turning it into a giant glob of dough (I guess). It didn't work, just caused about 100K damage to plumbing, pumps, filters, etc. Prankster never caught. + 6.2K Share ...
LedByAnimals 5y ago A football player with the last name 'Parham' got punished for some shit and was no longer allowed to walk the stage for graduation. One day, a friend of his pulled up in a truck outside of the cafeteria during lunch, slammed on the brakes, jumped out, and proceeded to sprint inside. Не streaked through half the cafeteria with a spider-man mask on and Free Parham painted on his bare ass. Staff tried to grab him and stop him, and despite him literally slipping on a piece of food and falling, he escaped valiantly - as any hero should.
Spicy_Water_ e 5y ago My highschool was recently in the news because a virus got into our school system and held the schools data at ransom for $300,000 1.9K ...
Omega099 5mo ago I was skipping class heard screaming coming from the women's restroom, peaked my head in to see if anyone was dieing (it was that loud), low and behold, one girl was on the floor of the bathroom with another over her trying to give her a belly button piercing... once again on a high school bathroom floor... 264 Reply Share ...
ASemiAquaticBird 1y ago My highschool went on lockdown because my mother was going through a manic episode, thought I was the second coming of Jesus, and said she was going to save me. I honestly never lived it down. + 17K Share ...
redditorial_comment 5mo ago In our industrial arts class one guy had as his project something that involved acid in a big bottle. ( 50 years ago, never happen now). Well naturally he dropped the bottle and acid splashed all up his front. The teacher reacted fast and grabbed him and threw him in the showers of the qym next door over. His clothes all was destroyed he gave me his locker combo so i could go retrieve his gym clothes so he wouldn't have to go around naked. The safety googles he had on kept it out of his eyes and
Chaotic424242 5mo ago Chem Lab on 2d floor. Large chunk of metallic sodium tied to a weight. Open window. Drop sodium into small goldfish pond on the ground. Pieces of goldfish. Not pretty. 213 Reply Share ...
Living-Rip-4333 . 5mo ago Jr year. During homecoming skits, a girl in the senior class was doing a dance, and her top fell down, flashing everyone. At the football game/awards ceremony the next day, some jr students made a huge banner that said, SENIORS HAD THE BREAST RALLY Share 255 Reply ...
NirKopp 5mo ago Junior high, my friend coming into class with crutches. I asked him what happened, he said Arthur fell on me. Arthur was a very very fat kid, I couldn't hold it and started crying on the floor from laughter. 162 Reply Share ...
ZPM89 e 5y ago . Edited 3y ago e 2 guys in my year decided to bring about 50 cabbages in to school and start a cabbage fight in the science corridor. All hell broke loose and cabbage leaves everywhere. About 100 students joined in lol
Hanyuu11 . 5mo ago I pulled my buddy's pants down when he was fixing window shades (idk how is the correct word in english) so he was during break standing on the window, and i pulled them down. Idk why, i was a jerk. Felt very bad about it the very next second. Turns out hes pretty hung and got all the girls. 156 Reply Share ...
BornSalamander8 5y ago Edited 5y ago Went to a Catholic high school. The chapel was on the basement level, very secluded, and always left unlocked so students could go pray (no one ever did.) One day a couple of students went in there to have sex on the altar. Turns out they ended up trying anal and the girl shit all over the altar. The chapel was locked after that. We had a lot of other incidents but that was the one we can laugh about. + 2.7K ...
GT3191 5y ago I went to a private school where you weren't allowed to have your phone on you. One day the vice principal bursts into a classroom and says in a panic quick, I need to use someone's phone! 10 kids got detention and their phones confiscated. Screw you Mr. Kiefer 13K ...
Ah-honey-honey 5y ago . Edited 5y ago Some boys in the saxophone section of marching band made a Christmas card featuring them nude except for Santa hats and their sax covering their sacs. They distributed to the whole band, which at our school was a pretty large number of people. School tried to confiscate them for being LEWD but of course they couldn't get them all. Besides, people had camera phones and Facebook. 8.4K ...
Sloppylnevitability 6 5y ago Edited 5y ago 0 This happened in grade school but a moose escaped a local zoo and somehow made its way to our school yard during our recess. We were all rushed inside and the school was put into a lockdown situation until the moose left the yard. One guess what country I'm from.
Any_Assumption_2023 5mo ago There was a group of jocks in my high school who for some reason thought it would be great fun to have swordfights with plastic forks. This happened several days running and naturally several people got stabbed ( not badly hurt, but come on...plastic forks??) So our honored principal got on the loudspeaker and announced, 'There will be no more forking in the cafeteria!! Legendary. 1.5K Reply Share ...

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