50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 1, 2025

And he never closed an eye
50 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of December 1, 2025

Some Muppets fans might be disappointed to find out that the Muppets–Knives Out mashup they’ve been waiting for isn’t going to be exactly what they imagined.

For years now, people on social media have been suggesting/demanding that director Rian Johnson make a Knives Out movie in which Daniel Craig’s gentleman sleuth Benoit Blanc solves a murder mystery involving the Muppet characters.

Johnson explained that he took both the crime genre and the Muppets genre seriously.“On the Internet, the notion of a Knives Out Muppet movie comes up a lot,” he told The Hollywood Reporter, “and I wanted to get you guys together here so that I could explain why that’s a bad idea. It’s not a ‘bad idea,’ but I love and respect Muppet movies too much, and also Benoit Blanc movies. They’re so different. The reality is, if you put Muppets in a Benoit Blanc movie, it would feel totally wrong because they would be getting murdered.”

Meanwhile, Sesame Street just released a new Knives Out parody, “Forks Out,” in which a puppet detective named Beignet Blanc investigates the case of Cookie Monster’s missing triple-berry pie. Johnson endorsed it, but some fans weren’t convinced.

At the same time, some fans called out Zootopia 2 for what they saw as parody cowardice. The film’s directors, Jared Bush and Byron Howard, revealed that the movie nearly included an extended recreation of Clarice Starling’s first meeting with Hannibal “the Cannibal” Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs — but with talking animals.

Quickly, fans blasted the decision, arguing that parodies of adult movies should be a cornerstone of children’s entertainment — and that avoiding them is making kids’ movies dumber.

People on Twitter can get really inspired by all the drama. This week’s funniest tweets include notions about Christmas shopping, exercising and PlayStations.

Blake @Arealmfngl Nov 29 ... ARCHIV The zoo is $51 PER PERSON!! b**ch i better see scar throw simba from a cliff 164 2.8K 31K 462K
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY Nov 29 O ... So this is how my Christmas shopping is going... 12:39 0:48 422 L Liam iMessage Today 12:35 PM Hi liam! It's aunt can you please tell me some things you want for Christmas? Do you have a nephew named Liam? Is that why you ghosted me? LMAO 94 1.6K 126K 5.7M
huzet @hoemie_.Dec 1 ... my issue with exercise is you must do it forever 326 13K 136K 1.8M
C. weird crafts @JessCrafternoon Nov 30 O ... getting a hamburger at 5:53 pm in November clare @sadderlizards . Nov 30 how it feels to leave the house after 5pm in winter misthut 9 2.5K 50K 721K
@omgsidewalks Dec 2 ... Nobody wants to work anymore personally i have never wanted to work 140 8.7K 56K 485K
cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic Dec 3 G ... 20 years ago, Chris Evans wore a pink jacket and changed cinema YON OOOR 0:06 From best of chris evans cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic• Dec 2 Best performance by a jacket in a motion picture? GIF 92 803 20K 5.3M
frankie O @FRANKLESTEINN Dec 3 ... guys i dont understand how playstations work. i have a disc, i put the disk in, it says it needs to download the game. but why. i have the disk. 541 2.3K 121K 5.5M
Today Years Old @todayyearsold Dec 4 S ... Just found out owls can sit criss cross applesauce. It's always something new with these guys delanie @FrickinDelanie Jan 2, 2021 he sit criss cross 90 8.8K 97K 1.6M
johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTR... @heiscom... . Dec 4 ... THREE WEEKS FROM NOW A MAN WILL CONTORT HIMSELF INTO YOUR CHIMNEY AND ENTER YOUR HOUSE IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT ... LEAVE OUT FOOD AND DRINK FOR HIM AND DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LAY EYES ON HIM 109 9.7K 72K 719K
@BALUCIAGA 19h s ... just applied again to a job that's already rejected me twice this year 317 145 4.7K 89K 742K
Boring_Business @BoringBiz_.1 12h S ... 6 years ago BNO BNO News @BNOFeed 13h NEWS 6 years ago today: A man in Wuhan, China starts feeling ill, becoming the first confirmed case of COVID-19 383 30K 272K 4.1M
Matt Turck @mattturck - 19h s ... Telling my kids BC stands for Before ChatGPT Sam Altman @sama . Nov 30, 2022 today we launched ChatGPT. try talking with it here: chat.openai.com 56 1K 8.5K 206K
solst/ICE of Astarte @IceSolst.22h s ... First touchscreen Mac AC Apple Cycle @theapplecycle Nov 29 M6 MacBook Pro The M6 MacBook Pro is coming next year with these what we know so far key features: 14.3 and 16.3 sizes Punch hole camera cutout... 105 2.1K 81K 4M
Greys Quotes s... @GreysAnatomyHD.19h Done that in season 13 someone needs to blow up that hospital POP Pop Crave @PopCrave 04/04/25 'Grey's Anatomy' has been renewed for Season 22. ODEV'O ....TO.N 14 165 3.7K del 36K
vas (AI) @vasuman 15h s ... Little off-putting isn't it Generate a meme, using a well known template, but with your own words on it. The goal of the meme should be to be incredibly relevant to hyper recent times and should be both funny and poignant Show thinking Sure, here is the image: We're building Al that's To help solve the world's smarter than any human. biggest problems, right? adidas A To help solve the world's biggest problems, right? 59 2.4K 98K 152
Blake @Arealmfngl 23h ... IRCHIV This lil boy in church coughed and said please lord I'm only 7 97 859 15K del 111K
t s ... @toshi0ps 22h Bro really thought HBO had a dragon on payroll Snax. @wydturan . 23h All this time I thought it was real 100 2.7K 54K 686K
libby @evenstvr 15h ... i can't believe it's december already. this entire year has had me feeling like low opacity elrond and frodo 3 3.4K 18K del 164K
21. @Big_tagg23h G ... my brain stops working when i see this End & Accept Decline Hold & Accept Thine @upshine3 Nov 30 what is a random thing that gives you anxiety? 48 1K 6K 126K
Nyatsimba Mutotesi @timiretimzzy2.8h ... I run every day for 30 minutes, if I miss a day I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer, tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 weeks. 1.5K 10K 72K 1M
staxxx @papiwontmiss 22h ... I was getting mad in traffic earlier and my 3-year-old looked me in the face and said all you can do is calm down and let the cars go and now I have a therapist. 58 384 8K del 51K
G ... jess co2 @IHYSLVT .22h accidentally applied to the same company i got fired from last year and the same hr manager is scheduling and interview with me GIF 84 1.7K 78K 831K
s ... Grace @graceyldn - 16h Never get tired of this meme. Gets me every time. Look at his little menacing face. chaotic memes @memechaotic Nov 30 Eying his next victim EXIT 25 Gate 15 ISN LIVE 5 GATE CLOSED 7 636 14K 162K
cynomel muncher @cynomel 13h ... Gymony as a kid I had a babysitter that wouldn't stop turning all of our cereal into rice krispie treats. my mom would come home and be like oh great all the froot loops are rice krispie treats now cool Eli @rats7.Nov 30 you don't have to use rice krispies btw 72 1.7K 73K 1.6M
miia @miiagarro 20h ... how it feels trying to stop myself from spending money 1 1.3K 9.3K del 95K
Mattie @cinemattie . 22h s ... The 2 interrupting the flow of this title got me like GIF 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm. Dec 1 First look at Elijah Wood, Shawn Hatosy, Sarah Michelle Gellar and David Cronenberg in 'READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME' In theaters on April 10, 2026. 6 48 4.8K 608K
The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix - 20h ... Apple Watch: Congrats! You're reached your stand goal for the day! Me : Cool. 11 54 1K 8.4K
emma missing eras G ... @rwylemma. 15h don't wear a green shirt on picture day! ELEMENTARY STAFF 2025-2026 62 1.7K 34K 263K
nxd @nxd1979.23h s ... thinking again about i've yassified her to maintain anonymity Michelle Collins @michcoll Feb 18, 2023 A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I've yassified her to maintain anonymity but she's my hero. 88 10K 173K 3M
@headphoneemoji 16h s ... ur head big as* Ethan @interstate4010 . Dec 1 Slight problem Minneapolis WI Sioux Falls Madison Gr Lake Michigan IA Chicago. Des Moines Omaha L IN India .Kansas City Cincinn St. Louis KS Lo MO Wichita KY Tulsa OK TN R ©Oklahoma City °Memphis P Little Rock A Birmingham 34 2.9K 69K 790K
Pop Crave @PopCrave 14h ... POP CRAVE A raccoon broke into a Virginia liquor store, then passed out in the bathroom. - AN - ST WHISKY IN WHISKY جمعة w SKY - / 1.2K 24K 212K del 4.4M
Keefler @Keefler_Elf.1 14h ... they always come crawling back (Therapist) now | completely forgot about our phone call today. | am so с sorry! Are you available tomorrow at 2? Keefler @Keefler_Elf 15h got ghosted by a therapist today. not like for a date like just as a person seeking therapy. new low 50 1.3K 58K del 1M
Jo @junker_jo 19h ... My daughter's Tuesday routine is gymnastics followed by a cookie at the coffee shop which if you think about it is the toddler version of pilates and a matcha 10 905 30K 180K
7 7 7 @SRTerrio_. 19h ... Especially when they skip across the ground like a f .. king pebble dyson daniels floater @killmesIime 19h Dropping your AirPods in public might be top 7 most embarrassing things ever 2 257 2.5K 53K
O pop culture gal @allurequinn . 23h ... the devil wears versace Pop Base @PopBase. Dec 2 The Prada Group has purchased Versace for almost $1.4 BILLION. PRADA VERSACE 6 471 10K 104K
keysmashbandit @keysmashbandit - 19h ... Bro please come on I just wanna pay my student loans * Question 4 (required) What was the first name of your first love? * Answer 4 (required) 28 99 5K 44K
G ... Cxspxxrx @_6signxxx 21h see ur not a real cookie enjoyer cuz I can immediately tell these go hard as f ** k luca @lucawya Mar 30 This girl said I made you cookies and this was the plate 154 2.4K 35K 443K
S @sunflower_babz 16h ... UPS, FedEx, and Amazon sC @Bilasrv 18h Who is allowed to show up to your house unannounced? 32 3.7K 17K 425K
OkinawaMoongazer @joeybeastmarket-17h ... ive found the first 100% effective ad. pear time National Pear Council Just curious, when was the last time you had a pear? That long? How come? A member of the ancient Druid L AREA PAGAN WAIT SUMMER TO DIG BROW OUT OF CLOSET HILL OF TARA, IR Visibly beaming as he crisp weather and mis heath on his way to circle, local druid Fogr Mountains announc that he was really lovin weather. 181 741 17K del 208K
G ... yusuke @juanvenchy 22h friend I made at the gym asked me today if i'll be in here on the 15th cause he'll have a christmas goodie bag for me, the 15th also just so happens to be my birthday 83 1K t 102K 965K
s ... Cynus @cy1nus .22h Sid from ice age dior t @deeore5.22h how my yogurt looking? 156 9.1K 99K 1.5M
Southern Dan @StolenDans 15h G ... Daily Caller @DailyCaller-6m DAILY CALLER Trump during his discussion with Elon Musk: 3 tha 100 da 6.2K @alivetipo imgflip.com NEWS NewsWire WIRE @NewsWire_US.17h TRUMP SPOKE WITH MAMDANI AGAIN ON MONDAY NIGHT-ABC 12 1.4K 32K 546K
Blake TM @NeilNevins 19h G ... buying this but just to talk to Мое and ask how's he's doing. I will NOT prank call him. Wario64 @Wario64.21h The Simpsons Moe's Prank Phone is $18.24 at Target buff.ly/lIw99Ns #ad The Simpsons Target deals buff.ly/zbSHaUE THE SIMPSONS 1 3 Moe's 4 5 MHO 6 7 8 WXY 9 Prank Phone * o # MOE'S TAVERN - 0:00 jakks TM & © 20th Television ©2024 JAKKS Pacific, Inc. All rights reserved. 21 979 15K 310K
@warsofhrmone 20h s ... jaykay my moms spotify wrapped im crying Your top albums GOLDEN GENESIS G JUNG KOOK 1 THE HOLY BIBLE 2 GENESIS EXODUS EXODUS 3 4 5 THE HOLY BIBLE THE HOLY BIBLE THE HOLY BIBLE 1 GOLDEN Jung Kook 2 The Book of Genesis Chapter 2... The Holy Bible 3 The Book of Genesis Chapter 1-... The Holy Bible 4 The Book of Exodus Chapter 1-... The Holy Bible 5 The Book of Exodus Chapter 21... 185 6.4K 75K 778K
Evan (aka Ebo) @EBoKnowss 17h S ... Looks pretty cool but how are the players gonna fit in there? Nick Walters @nickwalt Dec 2 A 3D look at the #Athletics' Vegas ballpark as the A's Ballpark Experience Center opens today at the UnCommons. @VegasSportsTD A's 0:33 74 472 17K 335K
Jenni @hashjenni 22h ... when you swallow water in that strange way & feel the worst f * king pain known 28 910 15K del 118K
Little Kevin 5, сра S @pootsobotka 19h ... Not once have i hit these in the direction i need it to go the first time e Help Bloomberg Acrobat ct Number Con 00 Center U $ V % 0 00 .0 Form Number 329 2.2K 31K dil 1.2M
nadi. Я s... @luvblessingz.22h Not missing my flight. @luuvnadii 22h What are y'all doing for 2-3 hours early at an airport? 87 5.7K 53K 760K
court nick galitzine's bl ** dy bicep @hotgirltayruss 13h s ... so courtney we did some research and saw how you use to have a twitter page and went by nick galitzine bl **dy bic- - 0:14 From Reaction Videos court nick galitzine's bl**dy bicep @hotgirltayruss 13h imagine getting to act along side one of your favorite actors and an interviewer brings up your fan page or how you use to make edits 0:05 1 1 988 113K
Commander @c0mmandderr. 21h s ... I really thought this was two people in French fry costumes Cjay @ced_jayy.21h french fry crusted corn dogs 277 6.7K 88K 1.3M

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