32 Rare Insults That Are As Funny As They Are Niche

‘You have room-temperature I.Q.’
32 Rare Insults That Are As Funny As They Are Niche

“He’s got a face for radio” is one of many tried-and-true insults to choose from when calling someone unattractive. But sometimes you must get a little weirder with it.

Thankfully, the denizens of Reddit have no shortage of niche insults, and don’t mind sharing them with the world. For instance, one Redditor shared his specific and incredibly biting go-to insult for dunking on someone’s looks: “Your face looks like something I’d draw with my left hand.”

There are plenty of other similar kinds of burns where that came from, too. Whether it’s about God hitting the randomize button or “you’re the human equivalent of Internet Explorer,” these insults are as funny as they are niche, and will have you begging for your next argument.

Fawrikawl 6y ago Not my creation, but one of my favourites of all time: Your face looks like something I'd draw with my left hand. 1.9K Award Share ...
DrSOmbrero 6y ago Youre the human equivalent of internet explorer 143 Award Share ... + 6 more replies
analogHedgeHog 6y ago You have a face for radio and a voice for magazines. - 596 Award Share ... AcrolloPeed 6y ago You have a dick for phone sex 25 Award Share ...
 6y ago when they're done talking i just blink at them expectantly for a second or two (mouth a little agape in mock mild confusion) then shake my head like i'm snapping out of a daydream and look the person next to me and say anyway, what were we talking about? without addressing the idiot in the room. 415 Award Share ...
Tolbitzironside 6y ago I can't believe you were the fastest sperm. 178 Award Share ... + 5 more replies
retardedbunnyy 6y ago looks like god hit the randomize button again 44 Award Share ... + 1 more reply
betak_ 6y ago It's impossible to underestimate you 124 Award Share ... + 1 more reply
Mylittleboxofrages 6y ago Not always an insult but Have the day you deserve 40 Award Share ... + 1 more reply
TheSammiestSam 6y ago I'd call you a cunt, but you lack both the depth and the warmth. - 357 Award Share ...  6y ago I'm no gynaecologist but I know a cunt when I see one - 105 Award Share ...
Tinymouse26 6y ago  you should go fuck yourself because no one else will 37 Award Share ... + 1 more reply
 6y ago This is something in my native language but my partner's white so I have to translate it to English.. It goes something like.. When God was handing out brain, people went with a big pot..but you took a sieve ..its funnier in my native language T.T 36 Award Share ...  6y ago It's pretty funny in English too.... 16 Award Share ...
onionrings_428 6y ago You are so fat when thanos snapped you lost weight 179 Award Share ... jabol321 6y ago You are so fat Thanos had to snap twice for you 84 Award Share ... Mackofi 6y ago You are so fat Thanos had to clap for you 91 Award Share ...
 6y ago Not my creation, but my favorite insult of all time is Does your asshole every get jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth? 24 Award Share ... + 1 more reply
Nazukum2 6y ago I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun Than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one - 114 Award Share ... Shadowh1z1 6y ago What if they are a good swimmer? Then you just wasted all that time =/ 21 Award Share ...
GHuntsmann 6y ago You and yourself need to get a room. 78 Award Share ...
Dawashingtonian 6y ago i like saying someone has room temperature iq also if on the internet i like do your caretakers know you're on the internet? 19 Award Share ...
shocolate 6y ago Referring to someone as a bucket meaning you dipshit or idiot. 12 Award Share ... + 2 more replies
ATOM-Tomzej 6y ago I was definitely not the creator of this, but I really like it: You're as useful as spammail. 12 Award Share ...
UU williamsr_34 . 6y ago I don't actually hate you, I'm just trying to fit in with everyone else. 12 Award Share ...
PublicOccasion 6y ago I like Gordon Ramsay's Insults. Idiot Sandwich Fucking Donkey You Doughnut Award Share 11 ... + 1 more reply
 6y ago My rare insults are a barrel of diarrhea, genitals-lacking donkey, cuntoholic asshole and spokesman for the Dark Side of the Force. 11 Award Share ...
 6y ago Not my idea but I use it: you're not being the person Mr. Rogers thought you could be 11 Award Share ... + 1 more reply
 6y ago I don't know who I feel worse for, your parents or your mirror 10 Award Share ...
Reed_502 6y ago Oh you're made of spare parts ain't ya bud? - 22 Award Share ...
RollingCuntWagon 6y ago If you were a bird, you'd be a peliCAN'T. 16 Award Share ...
mattyeu7 6y ago You're useless like a suitcase without handles 10 Award Share ...
brichar62 6y ago When the student says at the end of a problem I don't get it. I believe you. It was time to retire. 17 Award Share ...
JohnNutLips 6y ago Something I heard a little kid say about his mum's dress: That looks like Cinderella's dress, but when she was poor. 9 Award Share ...
Guquiz 6y ago It takes more than the handwriting to qualify as a doctor 8 Award Share ...
Ephrahaim 6y ago Not mine, but one of my favorites: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you. 8 Award Share ...
Paptreek 6y ago You smell like George Washington's wooden teeth. or You're soggy. - 7 Award Share ...
slayemin 6y ago Are you a professional idiot or just a gifted amateur? 514 Award Share ...

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