36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 19, 2025

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36 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Groucho Marx. Charlie Chaplin. Timothée Chalamet during his A Complete Unknown press tour. Considering how mustaches have defined some of Hollywood’s brightest stars, fans were surprised when Cheech Marin chose to shave off his signature facial hair. In a recently released clip, it’s become clear the decision never sat right with his longtime comedy and smoke sesh partner, Tommy Chong, either.

“You still won’t grow your mustache back,” Chong quipped in a teaser for their forthcoming flick Cheech & Chong’s Last Movie. “You made such an imprint with that character, and then to have you not doing that, you know, it’s really hard to accept it.” 

“I didn’t want to wear a mustache because I was doing other roles,” Marin replied. “And also it made me look older, and I didn’t want to look older.”

Marin may have good reason for reinventing his image, but Jay Leno is choosing to stay true to his brand of “super rich guy who may or may not be in trouble with the mafia.” The former late-night host recently took to the streets of Los Angeles from behind the wheel of a military tank, jokingly shouting “Neighborhood patrol!” at passersby while his head poked out from the roof of the armored vehicle. 

We don’t know if Leno’s SoCal community will be subjected to more tank sightings, but we’re positive that these are today’s most hilarious tweets. The funniest include those about Grimace’s Michigan vacation, the reliability of unreliable narrators and the “coolest guy who ever lived.”

Townies @townies_broc 10h XI ... This hug to bug ratio is dogshit 8:35 Fireflies Owl City 'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs 29 885 12K 150K
horse @horseimage.1 10h XI ... neighsal congestion post neighsal drip 35 1.8K 19K 472K
mother earth @feminterrupted.7h XI ... right. E-ZPass 899 +1 (707) 305-9020> Text Message RCS Today 2:55 PM +1 (707) 305-9020 E-ZPass : We noticed your vehicle has unpaid tolls from February 2025. Please make sure to pay on time by March 18 to keep your driver's license active. If you fail to pay on time, you may face DMV restrictions and license revocation. There are also additional fees and legal consequences for late payments. Please complete your payment here: https://bit.ly/4iYOJMa?nMR=KSpWmeJDv5 3 38 2.1K 22K
simple boi: mabele & amabele Follow @Queen_Finxa What a year What a year, huh Bob? - Teddy, it's March. Siziphiwe @Sizi_phiwe 1d Your day in a meme?
ducky @duckygirl444.1d ... girls should be allowed to sit on the edge of a crescent moon at least once in their lives 75 16K 97K 1.1M
@northstardoll. 1d XI ... people enjoying their conversation me also enjoying their conversation 106 13K 101K 1.3M
@wydbanx 1d I'm fine with Thursday ngl Tomorrow, Nov 27 $53,346.29 Delivery Thursday, Nov 28 Free Delivery 435 5.8K 201K del 3.9M
caitie delaney @caitiedelaney 16h x ... Crazy to suddenly find out about the coolest guy who ever lived Sam Robinson @samueljrob . 1d Mike Copeland has been delivering mail in Detroit for 45 years os-Salads- OPEN 35 5.1K 115K 2.5M
shirts that go hard @shirtstht... 23h XI ... SHiRTS THAT GO HARD I GOT THAT Gogg 47 1.2K 20K 1M
shirts that go hard @shirtstht... . 19h XI ... SHiRTS THAT GO HARD Well, you know, I moved here because-well, moved here because, you know, I had to leave the states, but picked Thailand because always had a thing for Asian girls, you know, and when got here I was like a kid in a candy store. If you got money, no attachments, nothing to do... I started partying. It got wild. was picking up girls every night, always different ones, petite ones, chubby ones, older ones, sometimes multiple ladies a night. I was insatiable. And, know after about 1,000 out of
The Doug Files @Douggernaut_2.1 1d ... and they should all be sentenced to life in prison @Discus... 1d 4F DiscussingFilm About 20% of children use their phones in movie theaters, according to a new research study. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/ newslette...) 65 8,193 119K 2.9M
Tim! COMMS OPEN @Cosmi... 20h XI ... dialogue unironically ahead of its time ari @W1NGTIPS.22h who the hell just says something like that COLD! Gwen? Wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies? I... No, then is it okay if I kill myself on your front lawn?
tas @SOULJAWHORE-1d XI ... LEBRON IS OTW TO MY HOUSE OMG OMG 7:14 53 Discord Your Dasher ? Bron Order is taking a while Received 10 min ago LEBRON???? Delivered 3 min ago LOL Received now otw Received now 134 3.3K 156K 3M
matt @mattxiv 1h 0 ... gwen stefani on a random day in 2004: could I be an Asian girl? 25 679 8.1K 122K
7/11 Truther @DaveMoNamee3000 - 20h G ... If I send you this it means I'm good to party OFT-CUF DULT CONLOLFC RNIERS TRACE MORCAR Medi Stack Jong Mel THIN to 2 141 4.6K 186K
Darragh @darragh_xo.18h G ... They completely missed Brat Summer... POP CRAVE @PopCrave. 18h Pop Crave NASA astronauts Sunita Williams & Barry Butch Wilmore return to Earth after being stranded in space for 9 months. They left on June 5, 2024. 3 185 4.9K 99K
in izo cosmo @cosmo07261312.22h G ... The situation in question James David Dickson @downi75 Mar 18 I find myself disgusted with the situation in Michigan 6 164 3.3K del 116K
jade @vintageitonya - 20h G ... they did not get the damn Duolingo bird to do the Juno position Juno Paris position + 61.4K 367 1,877 Duolingo France 12.7K 179 3.9K 72K del 1.4M
G ... matt @mattxiv 23h stopped me in my tracks... a storefront sign made on instagram stories with an Al generated hot chocolate and croissant Homemade hot chocolate 76 540 24K del 262K
b @wwxwashere 23h ... bettyrightnow Follow ... he's an unreliable narrator TO YOU. i i believe him 17.303 notes 14 5.6K 39K 593K
Li Chen @Exocomics 21h G ... the shower SHOW me THE NON SHOWER NONO SHOW me the SHOWER AGAIN. © LI CHEN Exocomics.com 7 456 6.2K del 66K
baby doxxer @youwouldntpost. 11h ... probably the Edmund Fitzgerald Lizzie @lizziethat - Mar 16 what was your biggest ship loss? like, the ship you cared about the most that ended badly? 37 582 5.6K 170K
omeo @ihyomeo 19h G ... in color too??? nah she was fed up Matrix @Matrix_114 . 19h I'm howling Have y'all seen him? His son hasn't in months! 164 7.4K 147K del 2.3M
@temuvictlm 15h ... adding forever 21 to my resume bc all the stores are closing II GIF 126 4.4K 114K del 1.5M
Gaga Crave @AMENARTPOP. 5h G ... X Get Lady Gaga's profile frame 560 comments Has_nae79 Does Gaga worship Satan? 6d Reply 2 Katja No its the other way arround 6d Reply 125 22 1.2K 14K 179K
G ... Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 6h ? TA Why don't tattoo places just euthanize their clients? General Advice I drive around a lot for work and I recently saw some signs for a dentist that says they offer euthanasia for their clients who might be scared of going to the dentist. I was driving so I couldn't take a picture but I thought it was really cool since I never really like going to the dentist. It got me thinking as to why tattoo places don't just do the same? I have a low pain tolerance so I'd
G Bun @cocococobun 17h ... I am being crushed under the weight of how heavily I fw you. 6 373 2.5K del 51K
WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme . 8h G ... MENTAL HEALTH clairenovac this looks like the reception desk of my mind 7 331 4.2K del 71K
ELLE @floatawaywitme.20h G ... smells like Doie Teen Spinach STARK/STRONG 2 3 4 5 1 MILD/MILD KRISPIG/CRISPY 1 2 3 4 5 SPAD/TENDER 1 51 1K 18K
noah kulwin @nkulw . 5h ... Five beers into Madame Web: soapy hadid @soapyhadid 21h I understand what Dakota Johnson is doing dramaturgically 4 142 2.4K del 107K
mao_wow @realwow_mao. 1 13h me jumping on the bed: 5 little monkeys jumping on the bed haha the mormon couple who hired me: dont stop 8 131 1.6K 18K
Cicada meth orgy fungus @RogueWPA . 17h ... holy shit November 4, 1963 President Kennedy has volunteered to be the first to receive a new vaccine against a variant of the common cold which is based on top secret experimental messenger RNA technology. The president told staff at Walter Reed, just give me the damn shot so I can eat bats again. ** 76 730 14K del 458K
Stiff Yellow Sock @dankcharnley 18h your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory 23 782 6.1K del 106K
Images Al Could Never Recreate @imagesaicouldnt - 12h G ... sometimes I buy stuff just to make the cashier feel awkward Vaseline / MILK HEALING Vaseline / - - - enva MIALING Ongra Vaseline MELLY Democracy Recummerated - - 2 112 1.5K del 26K
Number Matt Stoller @matthewstoller 16h ... BY - I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid. 833 5.3K 54K del 1.3M
mar XI @girllbossing.14h ... interesting Lists Top Latest People Media No results for Putting his half hard dick in my mouth and saying mmm al dente Try searching for something else, or check your Search settings to see if they're protecting you from potentially sensitive content. 35 266 7K 206K

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