40 Righteous, Noble and Upstanding Bits of Trivia That You Still Kinda Wanna Smack for Some Reason

We never want to see ourselves as the villain of the story, but sometimes lame do-gooders and know-it-all teacher’s pets just irk the hell out of us! Like, “Ooh, you know everything about everything! Good for you!” You can catch us in the back of the class, chewing gum and rolling our eyes all the way back.
These facts all want that little pat on the head from the teacher, and sure, they deserve it, but they’ll get theres come recess, don’t you worry!
Survival

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Lightning

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Bob the Builder

Atari

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Audrey Munson

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Microsoft Excel

The Fastest Road Trip from L.A. to NYC

Wizard of Oz

Source: The Hollywood Reporter
The Oldest Porn Image in the World

The Omen

Chernobyl

Source: IndieWire, Men's Health
Mine-Sniffing Rat

Source: NPR
Ben Ramsey

Source: IndieWire
Anthony Bourdain

Source: Food Beast
James Gunn

Monsters, Inc.

Big Hero 6

Metroid

Kwanzaa

Insects

Quentin Tarantino

The Walking Dead

Oysters

Universal Basic Income

The Telephone

Kanye

John Wayne

Graphic Novels

Howard Stern

Vikings

Diabetes

Alfred Hitchcock

Harry Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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The CIA

Prussian Blue

Microchips

Source: The Register
The Shining

Source: The Independent
The Sopranos

Ingenious Media

The Paparazzi
