60 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of March 10, 2025

There’s a lot you can say about Elon Musk: He’s a wannabe tech oligarch drunk with power, his Cybertrucks are ugly and can cut your fingers off and his sense of humor is so bad that his obsession with a meme from 2014 has become the living hell of 340 million Americans. 

But there’s one thing that both his biggest detractors and the most dedicated Tesla fanboys can agree on. As one Twitter user put it, “I don’t think your grandma's $1,100 social security check should be cut so that Elon Musk can explode another rocket.” 

Of course, Musk and his failed spacecraft weren’t the only digital burn victims from last week — from the unserious nature of the Dutch language to a local man’s discovery of taxes, here are more roasts so severe they left the timeline coated in ash…