34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 10, 2025

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34 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 10, 2025

As Weekend Update co-anchor Michael Che can attest, there’s no shortage of topics that can be used to dunk on his SNL castmate, Colin Jost. By now, we’re all aware of Jost’s self-described “Very Punchable Face” and his passion for bad dad jokes. But the fact that he somehow managed to lock down Oscar-nominated actress Scarlett Johansson is a reality so confusing that it prompted longtime SNL star Mikey Day to get in on the time-honored tradition of roasting Jost. 

On Saturday, Day dropped by Weekend Update as “Lord Gaga,” the fictitious, ultra-wealthy textile manufacturer husband of host Lady Gaga, and proceeded to poke fun at Jost for failing to draw in as much money as his Black Widow better half. “Imagine if I was sitting here on television behind this desk, staring at that camera, the world staring back at me, knowing that my wife’s income dwarfs my own!” he joked. “I would die. What a living nightmare!”

As Jost lingers in Lord Gaga’s nightmare, Jerry Seinfeld is evidently living the dream. The controversial sitcom star revealed that serving as the butt of the classic SNL sketch, “The Stand-Ups” was “one of the greatest thrills of (his) life.” “They’re making fun of me, but I thought it was hilarious,” the comic told ex-Seinfeld writer Spike Feresten during a guest spot on the Spike’s Car Radio podcast. 

Meanwhile, Twitter’s finest jokesters have more hilarious tweets for you to laugh at. Today’s funniest include those about the terror of the washing machine, how to feel like a lizard and the downside to smoking weed with a clown.

Anna O ... @ilesbian4lucy just call me a slur atp Movies we think you'll like LOVE BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER RATER LIES GYM BLEEDING prime prime LGBTQ2+ movies > LOVE KILLS THE MISEDUCAT OF CAMERON PO prime 1:55 PM Mar 9, 2025 . 322.4K Views
Helen Barsz 0 ... @barszzzzzz Never kill yourself Wendy's 5:20 PM . Mar 9, 2025 5.258.1K Views
sol. ... @soleisdaylight taking an hour of sleep from women the day after international women's day is actually a very cruel way to treat them 9:09 AM Mar 9, 2025 215K Views 7 1.1K 15K 124
nostalgia ... @whyrev selena gomez was hilarious for releasing these on the same week VANESSA MUDCENS ASHLEY BENSON Disney RACHEL KORINE JAMES FRANCO Wizards RETURN ALEX vs ALEX SPRING BREAKERS A FILM BY HARMONY KORINE A little sun can bring out your dark side. in ARE - VII II ME SINCE B NOTAS 10 IS are - kcal RCH 2013 Last edited 11:23 AM Mar 9, 2025 912.3K Views 97 1.9K 46K 1.8K
Pookie Subscribe O ... @PookiesParadise this emoji is for when a bad bitch tells you to do something Sosa @ihysosa Mar 8 what emotion is this even supposed to be 6:32 PM Mar 8, 2025.8.7M Views 328 30K 319K 8K
tweet deleter O ... @BrittanytB Guy at aquarium asked me if id be using my student discount 7:50 PM . Mar 9, 2025.28.4K Views
the x files! @scullyxf.20h geniusoflove i i wish fox mulder was real so i could email him 658 3,238 57.2K
3.5 elvi @hmiltonwdc. 1d he doesn't realize that he, too, is very ugly. Pop Base @PopBase.2d Cristiano Ronaldo calls a lookalike ugly: You don't look like me, you're very ugly Lه رب SHI PRIDELEAQUE ROSH SAUDI LE LEAGL 7 11 10.7K 183K 3.3M
Pain Depression & Anxiety 16h ... having a job is cool but EVERYDAY??? 14 3,799 18.2K 405K
conar @subtoconnorpls- 1d ... If yos Prante ma, than km 109 de shot the fuck OF do they pick a new student of the month SMALL www LAW CRIME 31:17 LAW 'Student of the Month' Arrested as Parents CRIME are Found Dead Law&Crime Network 112K views 12 hours ago 56 1,301 54.9K 628K
Kay @KaylarWill 19h Listening to a kid tell a story really tests your patience. Omg when they lose their train of thought and start over PLEASE. 19 773 2,506 89K
wiLL @willfulchaos 15h the only plotline i actually care about in white lotus season 3 LORAZEPAM 40 1,676 24.3K 677K
media from the camera roll of... 17h ... Which would you rather get hit by? 1 marble ? 1 bowling ball? frogmoss1 Follow straigt up one marvle they are smaller and less armful than a bowler ball. 105 2,873 90.5K 1.3M
Mickey Holla @JumpShiveSlim13- 1d ... Using impact to avoid the bullshit >>> goldie @missgloxx 1d I'm here to admit affect and effect be beating my ass 88 3,717 34.9K del 1.1M
Comrade Sisko @Pink... 23h ... humanjeff Follow ... me as a kid reading Dune: I appreciate the detailed world-building that justifies why everyone fights with swords and has mental powers, but the idea of a Butlerian Jihad against computers is pretty silly me in 2025, trying desperately to find the three (3) places you need to go to to disable the latest helpful Al assistant that's inserted itself into my work chat and is advising me to do things that would be a breach of federal law: Oh Now I Get It 8 2,327 26.4K 280K
alex @shitshowdotinfo . dd ... this is the haircut a child would give to a doll SpetsnaZ 007 @Alex... . 1d Estonian MP has demanded that Russia comply with the minsk peace agreements. 231 3,347 71.7K 1.9M
Milo @MrRoflWaffles 1d i am stuck in wembley stadium genuinely tried 30 doors and none of them work wtf do i do +1 486 2,298 162K 4M
derek guy @dieworkwear.1h ... i dont know much about stocks. are they supposed to go down all the time? 159 390 5,501 del 129K
(not)coy @deftonesravioli.1d ... my bf sent me this on instagram and thought i'd share bc i cannot stop laughing From the author of My Own Petard and Life of an American Gadfly THE YOU YOU ARE A SPIRITUAL BIOGRAPHY of YOU EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT SEVERANCE STREAM ON tv+ DR. RICKEN LAZLO HALE, PhD 16 428 10.2K 193K
olivia @parsnop 23h ... This has become such a crucial part of my vernacular Dirk Fuckner @timerube (trying to convince my friends to hang out at wells fargo and drink the free coffee instead of going to bars to save money) it's popping at the farg tonight! 5:39 PM 10/25/22 del View Tweet activity 25 Retweets 428 Likes 8 Bookmarks 23 2,640 51.9K 704K
the heart @Fredward3948576.14h ... Every morning my shell is cracked and I am poured onto a hot skillet, then the Scrambling begins 25 4,742 24.3K 414K
Django Gold @django 22h ... you gotta close the blinds in this scenario COSMIC SLOP @afroco... . 1d uncredited cover art for My Teacher Is an Alien by Bruce Coville, 1989 10 90 2,801 del 51.9K
garshmo @garshmo 13h Passing a clown a blunt and he passes back a blunt animal 9 312 3,290 59.8K
Stallion @nosi 22h ... Me before I cross a one way street Rudest Little Pudding @MT... 1d чисов 271 5,308 37.5K 893K
Sensations by Compliments 21h It's scary when the washing machine spins really fast. 159 11.8K 123K 1.8M
no context memes @weird... 20h ... who is the villain in cars 4 All Images Videos News Shopping Bo SEDAN HUSSEIN Sedan Hussein is the main antagonist of Cars 4 and the ruthless Car Dictator of Iwreq. Не was heavily involved in the plot to Cars 2 though he was never mentioned by name. Не is the 249 7,642 135K 4.8M
microplastics envelope filter 1d ... My friend ordered some sort of research chemical directly from an organic chemist that was a full cannabinoid agonist, and it was just a white powder so nobody really knew how to dose it. I was a big stoner at the time and I still had to be driven home. I was high for 2 days. a @cocaineshawtii.3d Whats the worst drug you tried 31 158 9,683 480K
pris @pwiscila 18h My 4 year old niece getting into my brother in law's phone and attempting to book a $300 Beluga Whale interaction experience Wednight GIF scheen presents . film 3 Jamal 76 3,078 114K 1.3M
Audrey @hope_island 18h I love to feel tired from the sun it's probably as close to experiencing life as a crocodile a girl can get 6 152 1,388 del 19.9K
tz @donyoku_jp . 1d ... - - (двл) - 3 1,488 13.1K 310K
@hoodopulence 1d Хау Love a lil Whopper from time to time Redd @ReddCinema.2d WHO TF IS KEEPING BURGER KING IN BUSINESS ??? 137 1,834 9,555 559K
vivi @mooncatvivi i.14h ... thanks for spending time with me today. can u just fill out this questionnaire - did i act ok - was i cool - was i fun - did you have fun - did i do anything wrong 15 3,453 19.6K del 217K
indi @indagho 17h ... taco bell doesn't hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit 9 2,817 19K 332K
spcrash @spcrashworks. dd ... I accidentally fell asleep during a discord movie night, and this is what I wake up to 77 5,725 103K 796K

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