20 Creative Ways Peoples’ Siblings Terrorized Them

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20 Creative Ways Peoples’ Siblings Terrorized Them

Children are psychopaths. You’re all too aware of this if you’ve ever worked with children, had children or been a child, and that encompasses just about everybody, so it’s as close to a universal truth as we get. Behavior that would absolutely land an adult in prison is just brushed off coming from a rosy-cheeked fourth-grader, and nowhere is that more terrifyingly apparent than when it comes to their usually younger siblings.

For example, “When I was a kid, my older sister told me I had a metal plate in my head and she would lock me out of the house during lightning storms,” user Linsatiable told r/AskReddit. “Another gem of hers was telling me I was too light to ride on elevators (and would) get thrown all around, (so) my best bet was to lay flat on the floor and close my eyes. She would then push the basement or top floor button and then the ‘close doors’ button and then she would hop off.”

Clearly, they’ve been so deeply tormented that they needed to commiserate with others. As such, they got plenty of alarming responses when they asked, “How did your siblings torture you, Reddit?”

13y ago My sister convinced me that If I ate a clump of poison ivy I would be immune forever.
Big_Gravy 13y ago Edited 13y ago My brother told me a deodorant stick was candy, then he rolled the stick up and let me take a massive bite.
gramie 13y ago My brother had something in his hand, and said to me, hey, look at this! I got closer to look, and he blew the pepper into my eyes.
biffyguy 13y ago My sisters told me if I put on one of their dresses a big flowery hat and some green nail polish I would look just like a pirate. Took me a couple years (yar's) to figure out what a pirate actually looked like.
13y ago My brother and I fought like cats and dogs. One time he cut the ears off my favorite stuffed animal. So I went and spread butter all over his entire pillow. When he went to bed that night, put his face right in it.
tontyismynameyeh 13y ago I used to share a room with my big sister. One morning, she woke me up and convinced me it was Christmas. It wasn't Christmas.
Journalisto 13y ago My sister would use repetition as her nuclear weapon. Be it the same song on her flute, a phrase or a noisy toy, she'd do it over and over again until my mind snapped. I think, 20 years later, I'm still struggling to recover.
13y ago They convinced me any siren was the police coming to take me to an orphanage. Anytime I would be outside playing at friends houses and I heard any siren in the distance I'd run home crying and hide under the bed.
noketchup-plzhalp 13y ago My parents took all locks off doors when I was young to avoid accidental lock ins. So my brother would cover my hands and door knob in lotion and leave me in my room crying because I couldn't get the door back open.
13y ago Little bro here. Older bro once carefully replaced the white filling of an entire box of Oreos with toothpaste when we were kids. To make sure I ate them, he set aside 5 good ones for himself and asked me to have some with him. I finished the box over the course of the week and he has not let me forget it since.
13y ago When I was 8 and my sister was 10 she convince me that if you find a community of Amish people, they'll kidnap you and brainwash you so that you can never leave their community. Later that day, we were at a park and a family of Amish people arrived. I ran away screaming help! Amish people! my sister was grounded
13y ago I had a weird sister. When I was first learning to play guitar, she would run home every day, unlock my case, and throw every one of my picks into the hole and I'd spend 20 minutes shaking around my guitar until they fell out. When I got decent at that, she just started eating them. ج_ج
whatwhatwhatwh 13y ago Edited 13y ago I have an identical twin sister. When we were younger, family friends of ours had conjoined twins that were a bit older than us. My older brother told my sister and me that all twins eventually grew together somehow and became attached? We spent a couple days in absolute horror before my parents corrected that one.
hms_surprise 13y ago One time when I was maybe eight, I actually totally cleaned my entire room- not just shoved everything under the bed. My mom was so pleased, she took me to McDonald's for a Happy Meal. Then when we got home I opened my bedroom door to find that my brother had built a fake bonfire out of Jenga blocks, crucified my favorite stuffed animal and arranged all my other toys around it, holding a sign that said BURN THE WITCH.
It_Is_Known 13y ago When I was 5 my older brother and sister told me moths could sting you like wasps. I had no reason to question them, they're family. Flash forward 10 years in the future to me who still believed this fact. I was with friends and a moth entered the room, I may have had a little bit of a freak out and a warned everyone of the approaching moth. Of course this was met by weird looks and laughter. I'm still that little bit nervous around moths.
ronearc 13y ago My brother was 12 years older than me, but a prick and a bully. I'd be walking across the living room, minding my own business. The next thing I know, the room would be plunged into darkness. Then, he'd start throwing golf balls at me. To this day, I flinch if small things are thrown at me. Not like thrown with force, but like, here, take my keys. Flinch!
atroposx 13y ago Edited 13y ago My sister convinced me that I was adopted, and that my parents didn't really love me like they did her. I was about 8, she was 12. I had to write a story for class, which the teachers were putting up outside the room for parent/teacher interviews. My principal called my mom and said that my story was concerning, so my mom went in to read it. I wrote about being adopted, but apparently it was a bit depressing (I haven't seen it, so I don't remember what I wrote). So my mom just
8732664792 13y ago Edited 13y ago When I was young, my sister would babysit me. She would be at the sink, start the garbage disposal, and start screaming. I don't know if she was jamming food in there but it would sound like her hand was actually being fucked up by the blades. While she was doing this, she would also coat her hand in ketchup or dyed corn syrup. Acting as if she could barely reach the switch to turn it off and quiet down, sobbing. Pulls out her hand, looks at her mangled fist, and screams bloody fucking
8HokiePokie8 13y ago One summer when I was about 10, it was early morning and I had just started to descend the stairs. Suddenly my brother comes running to the bottom of the stairs and yells, STEVEN'S GONE CRAZY!!! (Steven being our step-brother). About that same time I hear a chainsaw crank on and my eyes went wide. My brother screams and runs off and my step-brother Steven comes charging up the stairs at me with a running chainsaw. Needless to say I almost shit my pants and ran back up the stairs and hid in my room. Fucking brothers...
Baxtur 13y ago When I was a kid me and my older brother had bunk beds, he slept on the top bunk, I slept on the bottom bunk. Не created this game called heads where he would hit his head against the wall and I would have to hit mine harder. We'd play a few rounds of it every night and for some reason he would always crack up when I had my turn. I learned a few years ago that he would just punch the wall for his turn...

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