39 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 3, 2025

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39 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, March 3, 2025

Last night, Conan O’Brien took to the stage to host the 97th Academy Awards. His presence was a welcome reprieve from four-time host Jimmy Kimmel, and O’Brien kept viewers on their toes with jokes that went over attendees’ headsa musical number reminiscent of when The Simpsons was actually good and an accidental Nazi shoutout

But although O’Brien and the Oscars stage was obviously a winning combination, the rest of the victors in the building came as a bit of surprise. After what may be somehow the most boring and scandal-filled awards season in recent memory, Sean Baker’s Anora dominated the ceremony. The shocking sweep was bad news for Conclave fansDemi Moore truthers and the mysterious folks still holding space for “Defying Gravity,” but great news for Mikey Madison’s attempt at a Brighton Beach accent, as the film landed five Oscars, including for Best Picture and Best Actress. 

In fairness, for all its faults, Anora carries an important message in these trying times — how deep-seated hatred of a dumb rich guy can bring even the most disparate folks together. 

The funniest people on Twitter are more than familiar with such a feeling, and started the week off right with some hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest involve misconceptions about Sex and the City, Timothée Chalamet’s Curious George cosplay and a new TikTok challenge (sort of).

@northstardoll. Mar 2 G ... hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving DEUILSTEARS again 22 7.1K 51K 689K
Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY 16h S ... Why does having a crush make u feel like this 17 906 11K del 173K
@ShouldHaveCat t . 10h G ... Why you should have a cat this is the most perfect piece of art ive ever seen 13K 200 118K 2.3M
King Sukuna ... @King_Sukunaaa I thought sex in the city was actually about sex Alucard @DraculaaxD Mar 2 What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child? 7:30 AM Mar 2, 2025 12.1M Views 1K 15K 253K 6.2K
Images AI Could Never Recreate ... @imagesaicouldnt X 6,923 comments PacoTaco Is Ramadan some new TikTok challenge? 1d Reply 935 JT Is Daddy) God I hope ur kidding 1d Reply 224 6:30 AM Mar 3, 2025 22.8K Views
maggie zhu ... @zhuphilia combining zoomer lowercase w/ the use of boomer ellipses to keep everybody on their toes... 12:40 PM Mar 2, 2025 841.6K Views 121 5.3K 55K 1.3K
Ruby O ... @ysk100k Donkey agony @agonlzlng_ . Mar 2 This dragon attacks your city, who you calling? Stake GAMBLE RESPONSIBLY #AD 12:08 PM Mar 2, 2025 6M Views
mariana ... @pastapilled I haven't drunk texted somebody in so long my freak is fading @freakyfacetimeapp 5:58 AM Mar 2, 2025 5.1.7M Views 78 11K 98K 4.6K
G ... Milk and Honey @Amber_doll81 Mar 1 I would be eating these outta my purse like candy Juggs Mathis @chill_or_kill Mar 1 Made a batch of mini honey butter cornbread muffins to go with my chili. TIME WIT NET QUICK START/ START 250 12K 156K ill 4.7M
mariana ... @pastapilled I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now 6:32 PM.Mar 2, 2025 . 1 1.1M Views 29 9.9K 57K 1.4K
The Soverign Netizen @Ringler_...* 1d ... I'm 28 today which is the first time you're 30. 27 is the last time you're 25, which is weird because 25 is the last time you're 21. 282 9,764 116K 2.5M
cyndi Use ... @__cyntax When the bouncer checks your ID and doesn't say happy birthday. Kill urself 1:22 AM.Mar 2, 2025 . 1 1.3M Views 109 3.4K 114K 1.2K
G ... nusy @broodystyled. Mar 1 IM CRYING WHAT? SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SUPER DS George KA KANS - Code LOGO Moist 5:14 There Was Almost A Tragedy BEEF Today STOSTE penguinz0 412K views 2 hours ago 206 11K 199K del 2.6M
Itsreallycrystal ... @crystalbaee1 I hope I find $12,500 on the floor later 6:39 PM. Mar 1, 2025 . 1M Views 84 14K 65K 963
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans. 10h G ... calm the storm that rages inside of me zander @finah bitch go see a doctor 45 del 153K 367 9.8K
I HOURLY L shitpost Subscribe O ... @hourly_shitpost 7:29 АМ shutterstock IMAGE ID: 631287453 www.shutterstock.com IM FINALLY OVER YOU thats great to hear pretty boy 3:30 AM Mar 2, 2025 6.5M Views
tabitha ... @cinedruig congratulations in advance to Brenda Song's brother-in-law for winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor 5:18 PM.Mar 2, 2025 . 615.8K Views 7 2.2K 42K 434
hunter harris ... @hunteryharris kylie being front row for all this is kinda like pete davidson being front row at aretha franklin's funeral when you really think about it 10:16 PM Mar 2, 2025 645.6K Views 38 1.4K 36K 903
toia @buckdiasz 19h s ... slay AKS OSCARS OSCARS ( CARS OSCARS OSCARS OSCARS OSCARS SCARS DOPATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 19h Timothée Chalamet has arrived at the 2025 OSC #Oscars 1K 43K 531K 13M
yobobby @y0b0bby can't believe this my life ... TEAR HERE RESEALABLE PACKAGE Happy farms by ALDI Best OY 201 05 25 H 2044 ال 18-01 10 PEPPER JACK shredded monterey jack cheese with jalapeño peppers MADE WITH REAL FRESH US SEE NUTRITION INFORMATION FOR GOOD TOTAL SOURCE FAT AND SATURATED OF CA 3 NET WT 120 2:41 PM Mar 1, 2025.55.9K Views
G ... @buffys Follow Vanessa Hudgens @VanessaHudgens Joined March 2011 127 Following 6.5M Followers Tweets Tweets & replies Media Likes Film Updates @FilmUpdates 37m FILM 'ELVIS' took home zero #Oscars UPDATES 401 3,060 8,771 370K 9:56 AM Mar 2, 2025.2.6M Views
S The ... @ColmGuapo  Hawk of the morning Tuah 11:39 PM . Mar 1, 2025 2.3M Views
William Mapother IV O ... @chonkyexpress PHIL COLL INS William Mapother IV @chonkyexpress Mar 1 Knuckle tattoos that spell out PHIL COLLINS 10:06 PM Mar 1, 2025 . 3.1M Views
nati ... @natxxlm Whenever im having a bad day i be like fuck imagine if I had kids too Imfaooo 6:29 PM.Mar 1, 2025 3.5M Views 353 22K 173K 4.3K
Images Al Could Never Recreate ... @imagesaicouldnt Reply to fluffy_cluckers's comment lol ur kid is bad at fortnite LIVE + 55.9K ... 4:30 AM Mar 3, 2025 . 17.1K Views
snow 0 ... @Cirnose >decide to take girlfriend to try authentic arabic food >pick very arabic restaurant >go there at 3 pm >restaurant is closed >didn't know it's the first day of ramadan 4:17 PM Mar 1, 2025 293.5K Views
Davante's Inferno ... @WayfairPricing A European will look you dead in the eye and tell you this is a cheeseburger @SpiceRatDnB Feb 28 ungrilled cheese for lunch today 11:53 AM Mar 2, 2025 5.9M Views 1K 5.5K 148K 3.1K
paige ... @BonerWizard Mom said you have to find a game that's three players 1:48 PM Mar 2, 2025.3.8M Views
G ... Cof fee Lovers and Fans @tonyhawktruther 22h Put the toilet seat back down when you're done www.nansbakh.com Naushably 85 2.2K 40K 690K
manu TS @bruckerzinha - 17h G ... live action do filme anora CINEMA 505 @CINEMA505 17h Kylie Jenner e Timothée Chalamet. #Oscars 560 8.4K 105K de 2.7M
vo G ... @vanillaopinions 20h i'm gonna hold your hand when i tell you this Normal Man Online @EvilModeEngaged Mar 2 29 was considered comically old to have not figured your life out yet in 2004 Foree Electric SALES 202 1.5K 81K de 5.4M
Alec Stapp @AlecStapp . 4h G ... WE DO THIS NOT BECAUSE IT IS EASY, BUT BECAUSE WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EASY Sara Hooker @sarahookr. 22h The first step of any meaningful pursuit is to severely underestimate its difficulty. 19 395 5.5K del 282K
O ... Jean Smart's fake cigarettes @carorines . 16h Hide yo grandmas Lesbocine @lesbocine. 17h Simplesmente Sarah Paulson e Hannah Einbinder. #Oscars N OSCAR 9 446 5.3K 124K
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff . 17h G ... 93 14K 127K del 3.2M
bald ann dowd ... @ali_sivi she call me dune the way i got an award-winning worm 9:28 PM Mar 2, 2025 134.3K Views 5 508 5.9K 197
b @communemami 18h s ... Today 3:04 PM I'm at chilis Today 5:24 PM Does everybody hate me Delivered 39 2.5K 27K 406K
G ... pop culture gal @allurequinn 18h im you but stronger 171 3.4K 42K del 1M
@fatfreeoatmilk . Mar 2 G ... kay why did everyone give up veggies @DIETWEN. Feb 23 WEN Have you guys seen this trend epidemic on TikTok? There's something in the air this year, everyone seems to be locking in. fa rli 30G fa:rlife fa:rlife farrlife Protein nutrition pia nutrition.plo OIK F PRO TEIN addo Venito PR &PROTEIN to 23 19 Bull PROTEIN OIA PROTEIN ed Bull PRO g TRIPUS LOHOR Chot 17g USH - PROTES get oats Foods NZ a 35477 81 17 CAGE DE CADA E A SUGAR FREE KETCHUP / - see you in 4 months OF GA in the tiniest bikini
sugarplum @proseluvr 8h O ... trying to stay tender hearted despite it all 3 1.6K 7.8K del 97K

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