60 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of February 2025

He does have ‘human armoire’ vibes
60 of the Funniest Burns from the Month of February 2025

February is usually the month for lovers. But the denizens of Twitter decided to spend it being certified haters instead, with their first target being Zachary Levi. During a visit to Megyn Kelly’s SiriusXM show, the Shazam! actor got candid about his politics and the heat he took for openly supporting Donald Trump. Levi told the former Fox News host that it wouldn’t “matter” if he lost his career for publicly sharing his views, and that he “felt peace” because being true to himself “was more important than saving (his) career.” 

Levi’s self-imposed entertainment recusal delighted Twitter, with one user commenting that they couldn’t be happier that Levi “found peace (by) not doing movies or TV shows anymore.” Such criticism sounds harsh, but it’s not like any of the rest of us are dying for a Harold and the Purple Crayon sequel either.

That said, the embattled actor was far from the only person who got roasted on the timeline this month. Other digital burn victims included the Ben & Jerry’s copywriting team, Manhattan finance bros and Billie Eilish.

eliza @duncacclno.5d this is where sean baker spends his Tuesdays helmut gang @kold_summ3r.1/30/25 M IN:42 S D NEW R SENATE CO AIN REPUBLI ANS CD-01 HOUSE IOW IN:86% FOX MILLER-MEEKS* BOHAN NEWS 49.3% AN 50 178,572 183,903 9:55 MT 956 25K 14 888K
RedditCFB @RedditCFB - 5 5d (x) CFB Arthritis LF Legion Hoops @LegionHoops.5 5d Who's stopping the newest Mavericks duo? E chime chime MAUS MAUS 3 II I 4.2K 99K 221 4.8M
Joe Kassabian @JoeKassabian 5d .. Something you say when you're very familiar with the story of david and goliath Jack Miladin @JohnMiladin - 5d Replying to @JustinTrudeau Had Canada been treating us fairly, this would never have happened. So, buckle up Canada, you're taking on Goliath. Readers added context Goliath the giant champion of the Philistines was killed by a single stone shot from the sling of David, a young shepherd boy, who then cut off Goliath's head with his own sword.... Show this note 182 8.5K 144K 2.9M
nanasversion @nansversion 4d the blind mouse in shrek: @PopBase. 4d Pop Base Billie Eilish arrives at the #GRAMMYs. 333 19K 410K 11M
ale @alesoffIine. 14h Post XI ... draculaura @DRACULAURITA Dont let me know ur drunk because i will ask you how u feel about me IMMEDIATELY 9:20PM 2/6/25 2.9K Views 21 172 4 9 Most relevant replies Alexis @AlexisVirtuoso - 5 59m I'm drunk 1 222 draculaura @DRACULAURITA-59m Im good bro 2 1 33 263 Alexis @AlexisVirtuoso - 58m Alright 223 2 1 2.6K 60K 861K 65
carter hambley @carterhambley 1d ... Canadian Geese are always forgetting they're birds. have some grace...show some elegance...u could go to Puerto Rico but instead ur screaming outside the bank 28 1,238 14.3K 329K
Steven Hyden @Steven_Hyden 4d This is like if Greta Van Fleet wanted to be Imagine Dragons instead of Zeppelin @THR.4d THR The Hollywood Reporter Benson Boone gives his all during his performance of Beautiful Things at the 2025 #Grammys Holliprood The PONTER cc Pear 184 1.8K 47K 2.3M
Lul Bigg Auntiee @SynKami.3d Wholetime, you're the scammer t Ticketmaster @Ticketmaster.3d Do not trust anyone trying to sell you tickets before they go on sale beginning Tuesday, 2/11. These are scammers trying to sell you fake tickets. Read our blog on how to spot and protect yourself from speculative tickets: blog.ticketmaster.com/spec- ticketing/ ticketmaster DON'T GET SCAMMED NO TICKETS HAVE BEEN SOLD YET FOR BEYONCÉ COWBOY CARTER TOUR 93 14K 144K 3M
fommy @milehighami 5d ... Luka's first triple double in LA 7 INO-N-NI In-N-Out Burger f a n @innoutburger_ 5d Welcome to California Luka Doncic. In-N-Out is better than Whataburger. 322 6.6K 135K 8M
RiscV @MKVRiscy 3d The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent m you decide to side 300g and hear your Facebo olode in has done unimaginable damage on society 603 14K 150K 3M
Luc @lucyycheyne • 1d band guys when you interrupt their conversation with a minor to buy some merch 2.4K 53K 41 944K
John Goetz @GoetzItSold - 1d ... So what's it like being in real estate? iMessage Today 7:46PM Hello, is 157 Grady Dr still available? Hi there! Yes it is Read 7:47 PM I'm not suprised, it looks like shit. 307 2.3K 75K 3.3M
90 Days Liquidity @90daysliquidity 1d ... Finance bros in midtown leaving the office to grab lunch at Chipotle/Naya/Cava/Sweetgreen 0:06 99 744 19K 847K
Bryan @btcbbryan - 2d ... Zoo tickets $30 now??? I could look at my cousins for free wtf 428 8.8K 77K 2.3M
georgeminafer @georgeminafer • 2 2d ... rfk jr at his confirmation hearing this morning 51 1.1K 17K 1.6M
lil duval @lilduval 5h ICH ROKE Pharrell out here dressed like a chick from Philly y 1.4K 3.9K 28K 1.2M
layla @laylology 2d One foot in the grave and one on a banana peel Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein 2 2d BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate 37 1.5K 34K 969K
Paul Muad'Dib @trygraptor • 1d x ... so excited but on netflix felt like a knife DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 1d First look at Oscar Isaac as Dr. Frankenstein in Guillermo del Toro's 'FRANKENSTEIN' Releasing in November on Netflix. 7.4K 3.2M 164 138K
ang @cybermrcury.2d ... Stuff my ex probably liking rn Neko @IceFrieren 3d I'm ugly as fuck and I'm gonna die alone Gre Arizona NE - a THAM NK YOU! 40 6.8K 176K 3.8M
TyphonTwister @TyphonTwister 1d ... We noticed how much you all liked this and made the executive decision to never do it again!! PlayStation @PlayStation 1d While there aren't plans to create additional themes in the future, we're excited to keep celebrating legacy PlayStation hardware with you all. 83 3.5K 50K 1.2M
Cosmonaut Marcus is Back @CosmonautMarcus . 1d ... Are you excited is so funny. Like. No? The Hollywood Handle @Hollywood... . S 9/10/23 Robert Rodriguez' '100 YEARS' releases in around 92 years. The movie releases in theaters on November 18, 2115. Are you excited? 173 3.1K 141K del 2.9M
@liyahswrld - 3d my prime minister wont be using face app sorry Ruby Dhalla @DhallaRuby.4d Today, I received a letter from the Liberal Party officially confirming my eligibility to stand for Leader It's time to elect an outsider and make history. IT'S OFFICIAL QUALIFIED LEADERSHIP CANDIDATE RUBY DHALLA for PM AUTHORIZED BY THE OFFICIAL AGENT OF RUBY DHALLA 69 775 10K 448K
Prem Thakker @prem_thakker . 2 2d ... Make America Healthy Again is so funny because like When was the first time 270 3.1K 70K dil 1M
Zito @_Zeets. 5d Billie Eilish just threw a chair across the room somewhere V @Variety. 6d Variety Olivia Colman for Variety's Sundance Studio, photographed by @dandoperalski VARIETY 104 3.4K 113K 4.1M
rachel @rachdele. 3d ... Another brutal day of being an elected Democrat and having to choose between twiddling your thumbs and spinning the propeller on your hat 121 6.8K 71K 2.8M
Grip Skylark @talleyberrybaby. 17h ... Ben and Jerry baby can y'all pls make a normal butter pecan or vanilla or something so y'all can be my main lil shit? I can't keep eating Ooey Gooey You Dropped A Bomb On Me Imma-a Diva Rocky Road 195 2.9K 27K 520K
Boring_Business @BoringBiz_ 15h Men will have entire setups like this just so they underperform the S&P500 @hamptonism. 1d hampton - e/acc discipline is for those who lack obsession. 07:09 YORK 07:09:11 1.6K 139 33K 1.1M
Hi I'm Solomon @solomonmissouri 18h That's right baby sound it out Natalie Winters @nataliegwinters - dd War Room White House Corespondent ESCORT REQUIRED ER APPOINTMENT 122 1.7K 2.2M 61K
Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy 5d ... I know a Longhorn Steakhouse manager hates to see them coming 197 988 29K 1M
The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange 22h Excellent for looking the other way MBG Message Board Geniuses @BoardGenius... . 23h For anyone interested. LIVE AUCTION ITEM #5 Joe Paterno Eyeglasses A priceless pair of JoePa's iconic eyeglasses, lovingly donated by Sue Paterno Suzanne Pohland Paterno 172 1.7K 26K 2.6M
amon 77 @amondatta . 1d bitches be like ughh my white boy FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 2d Bill Skarsgard as Count Orlok on the set of Robert Eggers' 'NOSFERATU' 222 6.1K 112K 4M
Sleeper @SleeperHQ. 1d ... The list of everything JETS New York Jets NFL @nyjets. 1d THANK YOU For everything you've given us the past two years, thank you 8 RODGERS 8 123 2.6K 42K 2.7M
Luke @Lukedavey2005 - 2 2d instead of being over exposed every scene will be incredibly underlit FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 3 3d 'WICKED: FOR GOOD' is considerably darker than part one. I'm still recovering, says Ariana Grande. (hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-f...) 26 1.9K 64K 1.3M
Melech. @MelechThomas. 1d ... Не built like strep throat petite barbie. @joigabrielle 1d El*n M*sk is shaped in a way that's never been seen before. 396 13K 191K 5.5M
7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000.5 5d Photo looks like a gay Instagram couple that flips houses Josh Hawley @HawleyMO.6 6d Can't wait to watch @buttkicker7 and the rest of the @Chiefs three-peat tomorrow #chiefskingdom 453 4.8K 126K 5.5M
Zito @_Zeets 3d : I may be a bad Catholic but at least the Pope has never written a letter where he reserves space to call me stupid 147 4,553 63.8K del 907K
Monèt Trees @bigfatmoosepssy 4d ... he looks like the furniture from Beauty and The Beast after they became human again marta @galitzinecmfort. 5d Nick is literally a closet, can you imagine a hug from Nick now? O-M-G GALITZINE COMFORT 32 465 16K 614K
mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros.1 17h Girl I'd be scared too @PopBase.1 17h Pop Base Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco have surprise released new single 'Scared of Loving You.' 14. SCARED OF LOVING you 285 6.5K 114K 2.3M
@YETABOi.2 2d ... Kids dont even call you a doodoo head no more they just straight up call you a b!tch 384 14K 156K 2.7M
monica @waystarroyhoe - 5d go birds 1 2 3 5 4 В I T с H 6 7 8 Patrick Mahomes, for his entire N.F.L. career 13 1.9K 38K 733K
art is too hard @yrs 4d The segectear thing Lean a myrs!! elon musk sound like the name of a lesbian deodorant 13K 2.6M 147 208K
MLFootball @_MLFootball.4d ... HARRISON BUTKER. TIME FOR THE KITCHEN. MLFOOTBALL ГК MLFOOTBALL BENEDI KITCHEN ISONBUTKERHARRIS TIME Lexi and 4 others 141 5.7K 77K . 1.2M
lynbian @Cheesebotrl.5d J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling Come and take it. BBC NEWS BBC Politics 000 NEWS @BBCPolitics 2/6/25 POLITICS Landlords will be forced to fix mould in social housing in England from October, the government announces bbc.in/4jPApH2 38 5.2K 94K 1.7M
Christopher @molochofficial - 3d ... When I was 12 or so I thought I had a clever idea and told my dad that I would always root for the team that represented the city with the largest population to maximize happiness and he looked at me with undisguised disgust and said you would say something like that Imao 108 3.1K 126K 1.8M
SURE you AH-TO-THE-MAINT MEN sword fan @swordgunlimited. 4d ... Includes: Hash Browns Small Coffee McCafé Canada sucks because half the country speaks French and the other half lets them 1.2K 18K 388K 7M
leftwick (lefttwick on bluesky) @lefttw... 4d ... absolutely hilarious how Adam Sandler did this role solely to prove he could do a serious film if he wanted to, got critical acclaim, and then went right back to making slop F - A SAFOIE BROTHERS FILM Uncut Gems DECEMBER 884 4.9K 136K 2.8M
x k8 @k6tharine 2d u x could erase this W a sugar scrub feronia @feltyourabsence 5d Twin peaks angel tattoo has been acquired 443 16 17K 348K
jennay sehkwa @sagebeatlove_ 2d ... What the fuck are these words even doing in the same sentence? TMZ TMZ @TMZ.3d Conor McGregor's girl band, Sweet Love, tells TMZ Sports it wants to make some sweet new music ... with Ne-Yo! TMZ SPORTS EXCLUSIVE CONOR MCGREGOR'S NEW GIRL BAND, SWEET LOVE, WANTS TO COLLAB WITH NE-YO 5 2.6K 627K 18K
Bheyon's Mboweni @sunraysandstuff.3d if they put your brain in a dog it would moo Aviwe @Aviwe_Badi - 3 3d Uncomfortable truth: If you can't afford university, you shouldn't be going. x.com/Thando /s... 360 14K 149K 3.1M
Female Dennis Reynolds @FLVESTARWOMAN.3 3d ... his veneers are gonna melt WI First We Feast TEAS @firstwefeast . 3d This week on #HotOnes, we got @rmcelhenney vs. The Wings of Death. Tune in Thursday @ 11AM ET ! HOI FEB 20 ONES ROB 0:02 MCELHENNEV 14 15K 408K 450
в @postsbyb - 5d ... Because someone driving a cyber truck is its own form of birth control shelby @thetrueshelby -5 5d Why does the Tesla logo remind me of an IUD? stabledith 373 12K 196K 4.7M
re: emma @evemmore.4d could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. And were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. But did I enjoy his time on the show? Again, no. But would I watch more of his character? Also no 2.7K 315 25K 1.5M
SummerClub @sumerclub . 1d My high school girlfriend is engaged. She finally found herself a man who isn't gay. 204 5.2K 232K del 2.8M
Anya @skunk_bucketss . 4d This is what Elon thinks he's doing when he's in public Robert Pattinson's Penn*s! @robertspennis 6d Rob being weird again is one of the biblical signs that everything is going to be okay Internationale Filmfestigate Internationale Berlin Berta Solo Internationale Internacionale Bario Barlin S Adile - - - 392 18K 466K 8.2M
HEEDIE @heyheedie 21h Happy Sweet 16, Madonna! Braxel Foley @__BRAT_.1 1d Y'all wasn't teenagers in '94?! 1.7M 51 4.8K 98K
Will Mavity @mavericksmovies 1d ... Just spoke to an Oscar voter who was telling me that their spouse is still mad at them two years later for voting for Jamie Lee Curtis for supporting actress. Apparently it's brought up every year at voting time, remember how you voted for Jamie Lee Curtis 91 1.2K 26K 591K
screenset, PhD @tjelesan.2 23h ... spongebob: saint @boyberry222.1d just made a beautiful purchase + JUNYA WATANABE 12K 244K 4.4M 99
@SussySpongey . 2d Sponge this world has gone fucking mad Pop Base @PopBase.2 2d KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) are moving their U.S. headquarters from Kentucky to Texas. KFC TM 153 13K 223K 4.2M
Will Menaker @willmenaker . 22h I'm glad he's found peace and not doing movies or tv shows anymore @THR.22h THR The Hollywood Reporter Zachary Levi is reflecting on why he felt it was more important to be candid about his support for Donald Trump than worry about his career: bit.ly/3EJMVbl Hollywood REPORTER I felt peace because I knew that this was more important than saving my career. ZACHARY LEVI 819 103 26K 586K
men for fielder @loafgren 2d ... Imagine losing the biggest game of the year in front of the entire country and then you get a call from the chainsmokers People People @people 3d Travis Kelce Skips Chiefs Afterparty, Facetimes The Chainsmokers Following Super Bowl Loss people.com/ travis-kelce-s... 11 960 26K 724K

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