51 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of February 17, 2025

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51 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of February 17, 2025

It’s been a busy week. Christopher Nolan’s star-studded adaptation of The Odyssey is in production, and the internet got its first glimpse of Matt Damon as the titular character. It’s unfortunate that this is currently the only image to promote the film, because according to some experts, the inaccurate costuming is akin to “fifteen 9/11s.” In fact, it turns out that Seth MacFarlane presented a much more accurate depiction of ancient Greek armor in a Family Guy episode. Take notes, Nolan! 

Meanwhile, some more information has rolled in ahead of Conan O’Brien’s debut as Oscar host. With just a week of prep left, anonymous sources have shared what they know about O’Brien’s hosting stint — namely, that the comedian’s take on the job will be grounded by recent real-life events that include him losing his parents late last year and the L.A. wildfires.

And it was another week of John Cleese returning to Twitter after promising time and time and time again that he was done with the platform. His latest return was prompted by Joe Rogan’s ill-advised take on Canadian current events. Cleese fired up the app and tweeted, “If Joe Rogan was better informed, he’s (sic) lose a lot (sic) listeners.” Cleese v. Rogan sets up a battle that no one was asking for, but may be entertained by nonetheless.

The week, of course, was also full of great tweets. The funniest included those about eldest daughter behavior, a woman’s biggest nightmare and an ancient tradition adapted to the streaming era.

a.' @2H4NDS 2d i irlly admire the ppl that tweet ab all their interests, delete no tweets, get zero interactions & yet just keep going. aspire to be you one day 1.3K 19K 110K 1.9M
ba sing slay @kigutasheilaa 2d I'd be so pissed going to a paint and sip and oh here comes Van Gogh with your gorgeous ass painting Tummy Bunny @mutummy 2d This year, I purpose to do more with my weekends. Last week, it was a sip and paint W my uni friends 84K 117 4.9K 1.8M
stoink @garfbot2000.2d really liked the Ew ew ew ew ew ugly gingerbread man but i couldn't afford him so i stole this guy from my work instead 81 1.4K 35K 274K
KJ @0000001310jk·2 2d fucking hell is he sat on the roof? Footy Scran @FootyScran . 2d Salt n pepper chicken and chips at Newcastle United (@NUFC) £8.20 UNITED 648 9.7K 12M 304K
16h @spen_ spencer We have secured the ultimate prize TES Indianapolis Kansas City WV St. Louis KS Louisville MO Wichita KY Tulsa OK Knoxville TN Oklahoma City AR Memphis C Little Rock SC Atlanta Birmingham GA Dallas t Worth AL Charlesto MS Sa Jackson LA Jac Austin Baton Rouge Tallahassee New Orleans Houston FL San Antonio o Tampa Corpus Christi rey Gulf of Canada ctoria Tropic of Cancer o Hava tosí Sigsbee Deep oCancún Mérida exico City CA ISL Pico de Orizaba 239 3.4K 56K 1.4M
@BrendanDaGawd. 1 18h $в When he takes off the carhartt jacket 797 14K 289K 15
Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet. 1d my love for the smell doctor transcends the fact that she is British Dr Ally Louks @DrAllyLouks.1 1d Have just finished filming a news story with the BBC and have an interview with Rolling Stone later today. Blimey, what a day! Need a little lie down. 22 693 21K 361K
YT: LifeOfAls @LifeOfAls 2 2d LIKE WHAT Chan @ChanIncognito.2 2d I prefer being friends with an only child than an eldest daughter, why do eldest daughters act like that? 781 26K 290K 10M
kayleigh12 @skzaaylzeigh . 10h ... btw $ kayleigh12 @skzaaylzeigh 1/9/25 guy just came to check my train ticket and i was looking at a picture of a minion wearing a durag ffs 9 377K 272 10K
Anime Aesthetics @anime_twits. 1d The 10/10 I pulled by being funny Me 397 10K 152K 7.5M
flughey @flughey 22h Just experienced this WHEN YOU DROP GENERATIONAL BROWN AND GET A PHANTOM WIPE 25 1.9K 31K 478K
Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2.1d Wow, it's so cold outside. My absolutely mischievous fire mage: 16:28 OUTDOOR www SAOB 24 Tricks to Staying Warm = Outdoor Boys 2.3M views 73 4.3K 92K 1.1M
Soupy!! WC PINS!! @yypuos 19h now imagine how it feels at an ART SCHOOL bracken : ggaa2 @hiruxhoshi.3d how it feels going to university right now and hearing how comfortable other students are with using Al GIF 78K 183 4.9K 886K
mollie @stormbringxr 21h ... how it feels to have a hyperfixation with no one to talk about it with GIF ALT 136 15K 65K del 891K
@khiakior . 21h I miss when bills had nothing to do with me 23 6.8K 16K 364K
jackie akgae @jaxshauna. 14h x ... bro thinks she's part of the team #yellowjackets KETS 16 JALKETS 22 689 117K 11K
big content guy @bigcontentguy - 18h hockey rules bc you have sidney crosby who is handsome and created in a hockey lab and brady tkachuk who looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome and isn't allowed to hold small dogs 172 1.7K 41K 1.7M
seiya @systole_.1d there is nothing too mundane for me. i will like that picture of your umbrella. i do care about your favourite flavour of juice. i'm happy to learn whatever is in your head right now 27 9.9K 38K del 534K
xX_Charloux_Xx @charlouxmusic - 21h my timeline just froze like this Daby most UNCHKIN ATMAN - acco gle Dominoes Checkers Superfection hello A mustion JISHAKU I force! DISGUISES TE I hate how vaginal sex is the norm 50 3K 44K 449K
p @thrdmurder . 1d ... Not rlly @evelynvwoodsen•2 2d The girl who said you stressed over a man who wouldn't even exist if his mom had higher self esteem kinda ate... 75 1.3K 37K 1.3M
sir Z ymond the first @youngzayhanort. 1d when Woody screamed YOU are a TOY it almost sounded like a slur 131 12K 180K 2.9M
Jake Malasek @jakemalasek - 18h ... Crazy the NHL just made this up for shits and giggles and it's become this do or die fight to the death for both countries. So much fun. 86 1.4K 47K 710K
Doc 1 @backendoc. 1 19h ... 5:56 fuck whoever disliked my what does fuck mean? video 5 views 2 days ago 2 views R 1 day ago 52 6.4K 136K 2.4M
Bob Phillips @BobTheSuit - 1d ... Me: I have a paper cut. Universe: Excellent. | will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit. 22 877 15K 288K
ella @mewtilatee 1d I love u like how a white incel love japan 92 5.4K 48K del 755K
Renike @iamrenike . 2d ... Mine is being stuck in the same room with a flying cockroach.:( Stella @skyrocketstella . 4d every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage 427 20K 124K 3.9M
Spirit Swapper @Loudwindow 2d Mister Fantastic big naturals 275 3.3K 50K 1.3M
boykiller 2: kill harder 1d ... everyone's calling scientology a cult and that really sucks for the queer scientologists and scientologists of color who are building a scientological liberation theology 47 863 11K 249K
@thegothamfreak 5d looked at my Batman trilogy and sighed 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . 5d 'DUNE: MESSIAH' will reportedly begin filming in June. (Source: Deadline) 82 2.9K 88K 3.6M
A u and GO now u lowk goona boo boo @h0lygyatt.23h Me trying to imagine my grandparents as babies 116 17K 250K 2.8M
Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung. 4d ... everyone get woke again before i have to fly on a plane in 3 weeks please 3.7K 70K 805K
John DiLillo @JohnDiLillo 4d they're trying to keep it a secret but there's a futuristic helicopter just out of frame UNIVERSAL UNIVERSAL odysseymovie @odysseymovie.. 4d Matt Damon is Odysseus. A film by Christopher Nolan, #TheOdysseyMovie is in theaters July 17, 2026. 452 23K 41 580K
molly-mae @mollymaecosplay ! 5d ... PLEASE- emkini Follow ... Aug 6, 2024 - 5:21 PM . 3 days ago Streamers say 'mods' the same way a medieval lord would say 'guards' #lol 29,170 notes 131 13K 206K 2.6M
mikey reid @mrmikeyreid 3d If they aren't the pilot I'm not fucking flying Carlos That Notices Things @Quetz... 11/15/24 what is solo poly? solo polyamory is a type of polyamorous configuration. solo poly people tend to see theirselves as their own primary. they usually have multiple separate (or intertwined) polyamorous dynamics. they are committed to their polyamorous relationships. they don't depend on the relationship escalator to express their commitment. @marjanilane 7.1K 46 142K 3.1M
the heart @Fredward3948576. 18h Have my mind pigeons delivered you my loving thoughts or have they been intercepted by the mind falcons again 15 4.5K 26K 441K
victoria SOON BOBC @vicwingly.1 18h asked a guy when he's free to meet and he linked me his calendly 62 181 12K 211K
Palpable Dread @Dread_Botlord 19h Jokic heard Pink Pony Club and cried a single tear because he too understands what it's like to be trapped in the middle of America dreaming of hanging out at a horse related venue. sarah @slothanova.23h happy birthday to these two divas EAT ME Ricland 3.6K 2.5M 45 66K
Schizo Abe @psych0kn0t_ . 23h ... listening to my wife talk about her day at work making 3x my salary so I can ask her what we're eating for dinner when she's done 56 1.4K 44K 1.9M
cancela lansbury @gossipbabies . 1d The year is 2028. You've been off Lexapro for 3 years and finally have abs. You pay $800/yr for TSA Life+, which promises your plane won't crash. Your Turkish hair transplant went awry and you wake up every day with a bloody scalp. Your son is illiterate. Life is good. 35 2K 37K 833K
Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive 1d Lmaoooooo ОЛИЗ BOIT STAY 924 comments X kaitcrumbs you're in the bathroom making the most beautiful things my ears have ever heard & soul has ever felt and I'm in the bathroom crying and shitting 2022-2-18 Reply 798 Noah Kahan Creator You understand the purpose of a bathroom better than I do 1.1M 10 4.2K 149K
chabazite @raisinchoirgirl . 2 21h How to Beat Your Therapist A at Her Sick Little Game 88 6.2K 70K 1.3M
@heybillierae 1d heybillierae ... about to watch a scary movie so I googled 'security guard' to feel safe HEREDITARY - - - - - - THE Sweich 273 17K 291K 3.1M
sarah @sandwichlover7.22h ... open the preschools!! № 1646 C Gl SAFIZOC big fan of whatever dotcom MENTHA SEEP TINT color sal this is. BURT'S BEES® baume + Sen S Sen universel HERE I ou chocolat TINTED LIP BALM chaud COBIGELOW 15 ml 0.5 fl oz 2.1M LIPPENKON ULA INSTIFT - LIPLINER DELINEADOR DE LABIOS DELINEATORE LABBRA -LINER DO UST ... 4,943 169.6K 298 11K 234K 2.8M
casey anthony funko pop @homeofsexuals . dd It's why she had a 2.8 actually Yaffa @archaicf0ssil. 2d Buffy was fighting demons and almost dying every single day yet somehow she still managed to only be absent once File Edit Select Explore View I 0 Beffs Senners CO and last Name: Buffy Summers Birthdate:05-06-79 Status: Senior G.P.A. 2.8 Absences:1 Athletics: None 64 2.5K 93K 1.9M
fangmeli @pangmeli 1 1 14h ... when cigarette smokers tell me the reason they like smoking isn't the addictive chemical high but the tactile pleasure of the act, the tranquility of the outdoors, the strangers they meet etc it feels like pavlov's dog telling me he eats because he likes the sound of the bell 150 2.6K 42K 591K
Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman - 17h ... Не should have a baddie on his arm ЕЕ E BAFTA E FILM LAWARDS ЕЕ E E BAFTA E FILM AWARDS ЕЕ E BAFTA E FILM AWARDS BAFTA ЕЕ E EM - BAFTA E FILM AWARDS ЕЕ E BAFTA E FILM AWARDS ЕЕ E BAFTA E HLM AWARDS ЕЕ E BAFTA E FILM AWARDS ЕЕ E BAFTA E FILM AWARDS ЕЕ E BAFTA E FILM AWARDS 39 3.2K 66K 972K
NOELLE @Sealyne_ 1d This is killing me. What do they expect him to say @fat_nerpa . 1d amy This is officially my favorite genre of seal photos Pet РЕН 82 3.1K 32K 473K
Keara Sullivan @superkeara . 13h ... I actually love it when a millennial sends me a gif. It's like hearing a cow go moo in real life. I can't help but smile when witnessing something so classic. 25 813 19K 304K
leave adele alone @rilez111 . 1d Countries should submit bids on being the location for a White Lotus season like the Olympics 84 3.8K 46K del 1M
emily @positivelyem 1d Give me 30 unmedicated minutes with RFK Jr. and SSRIs will not only be safe but required 70 6,345 67.5K del 1.1M
Omar Sakr @omarsakrpoet.3d ... White people with freckles, welcome to the resistance chris evans @notcapnamerica 4d The Trump admin has placed a ban on Julianne Moore's children's book 'Freckleface Strawberry' for being related to DEI. It's about a little girl who dislikes her freckles but eventually learns to live with them when she realizes that she is different 'just like everybody else' ce rry Freckleface bed the - of bee East Strawberry! 4 17K 266K 5.3M

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