35 of the Most Embarrassing Searches in Peoples’ Internet History

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35 of the Most Embarrassing Searches in Peoples’ Internet History

Everyone should designate someone to clear out their internet search history in the event of their untimely passing. Not for any gross or freaky reasons, but because it’d be humiliating if anyone found out how many times you googled the word “restaurant” to make sure you spelled it right. 

One Redditor recalled the embarrassing internet search that his girlfriend discovered. He’d just watched a news special about men who get turned on by women with an underbite. Naturally, he fired up Google and looked up “attractive women with an underbite,” hoping to find more research on the matter. Some time later, he let his girlfriend use his phone, and the search result autopopulated. She is now convinced he has a fetish for women with an underbite.

Other Redditors have admitted to the most embarrassing things they’ve googled, including the alcohol percentage of 70 percent rubbing alcohol, the name of the cat in Garfield and “Russian Snatch.”

whitecollarredneck 6y ago Back during the 2016 election, | woke up and saw that my last Google search was How to be friends with Jeb Bush. | guess drunk me thought Jeb needed a friend... 169 ...
SigmaPhiZeta 6y ago i once forgot vin diesels name and googled XXX at work. not the brightest moment in my life. - 5.5K ...
GasTheBlues 6y ago How to spell apple Imao | forgot and it never looked right when | wrote it down. 962 ...
ArcOfRuin 6y ago What happens if you eat poop. I was trying to find out what would happen if you ate a rock (stupid, but I was curious) and that was recommended, had to find out the answer. 1.3K ...
hforoni 4y ago Violent Pornography. It's just a System of a Down song. 117 ...
JoeG5 6y ago From time to time I have to open an incognito tab to search for stuff like how to boil water. 2.5K ...
mystic-sloth . 1y ago Sometimes I butcher the spelling of a word so badly that autocorrect can't help and | have to turn to google. 82 Share ...
kerzid 6y ago DEZ Recently, I forgot what wreaths are, I searched Christmas Circles and it worked! 6.8K ...
KingGorilla 6y ago I forgot the word recipe existed and searched for pasta lyrics 1.2K
NeedsMoreTuba 4y ago I was helping clean out my grandparent's estate last week, and I decided it was worth googling vintage vibrator or curling iron? before I went any further into their bathroom closet. Spoiler Alert: It was a curling iron. 145 ...
 4y ago Anything coding related that doesn't have enough context like how to kill a parent or how to remove the child from the parent - 171
FANTOMphoenix 4y ago What's 32 +6? 230 ...
CodyDogg 4y ago I saw a feature on the news about women with an underbite. It mentioned how some men actually find it particularly attractive. Curiously, I googled 'attractive women with an underbite'. The one, one time, my girlfriend wants to use my phone that Google and those search results spring straight up in chrome. Now she thinks I have a fetish. 450 ...
paperbackella 4y ago How to sit on a couch correctly | have back pain and I feel like my couch sitting skills need to improve, but I still feel like a dummy for googling it. 354 ...
Wild_Ass_Mommy e 1y ago One of my chickens was choking on something and I googled 'choke chicken' to see what I was supposed to do about it. 420 Share ...
caca_milis 1y ago | found out that as long as you're logged into Google, all your searches are saved to your Google account (I'm not talking about browser history) So I looked back, and the 1st thing | ever googled after getting a Google account was Can ducks fly I've no idea why | googled this. I know ducks can fly. 108 Share ...
alongusername101 4y ago Lol this was about 3 years ago 'ive drank 12 cups of coffee in 3 hours, will | die' 1.2K ...
ThadisJones 4y ago Can babies see through their soft spot I'm pretty sure the answer to this is no, but I wanted to see if maybe there was an obscure study showing that in fact they had intracranial photoreceptors which could in theory be activated by light traveling through the fontanel, and in retrospect this is such a stupid idea that I feel bad wasting my employer's time looking up the answer on Google. 767 ...
siegetip 4y ago There's a company that makes fire proofing material called STI. | googled that and immediately regretted it. 589 ...
TheGreatJaceyGee 4 1y ago | forgot what a gondola was so I typed in Thing that carries you through the mountains in a basket 658 Share ...
Tony-Angelino 1y ago . Edited 1y ago My daughter wanted me to get her some Chinese incense, but she accidentally googled Chinese incest. Wasn't pretty. - 4.9K Share ...
Team_Lift 1y ago | was trying to find the name of those signs where a word is written down the side and each letter is used for a descriptive word. Confusing I know. So here's and example F alse E vidence A ppearing R eal I know it has to have a name. So I googled Sign where every word starts with a letter. Goggle responded with: Did you mean a sentence? - 1.1K Share ...
FalseConcept3607 0 1y ago i've googled google before. just to pull up google. 1.8K Share ...
LordCaptain 1y ago | go into incognito mode to check spellings of words I should know how to spell. 5.1K Share ...
draconicblur 4y ago how many kgs of blueberry cheese danish can I eat without getting diabetes I had to go look at my search history to for this question and | have no recollection of ever searching this up but it was there. - 2.4K ...
yuckyfingers 4y ago My friend and I are both a wealth of random, useless facts a few weeks ago he told me that if you rub pork fat on a cats lips the cat would whistle, and there was lots of videos of it on YouTube, like an idiot I fell for it and googled cat whistling with pork fat on lips - 4.2K ...
regulardave9999 e 4y ago | was wondering who played the Russian guy in the movie Snatch so googled Russian Snatch. 2.8K ...
LightsJusticeZ e 1y ago whats the alcohol percentage in 70% rubbing alcohol? 4.9K Share ...
 1y ago | googled my work because I couldn't remember my boss's name after working there for 8 months. I just blanked and couldn't think of it. 1.4K Share ...
_world-domination_ 4y ago I used to repeatedly search sharks with braces to the point where it automatically recommended it when I started typing s in the search bar. 17K ...
MickzzzBoi e 4y ago . Edited 4y ago What is the name of the cat in Garfield
Beer_Doctor 4y ago Were beaver fish in the middle ages? Sounds profoundly stupid, but there's a reason. The monks started classifying all kinds of animals as fish so they could bend lent rules and eat meat. 8K ...
Zoology_Tome 4y ago Why does the moon have teeth? | forgot to clarify in the search the moon from Soul Eater and if anyone reads that they'll think I'm insane 12K ...
alwaysiamdead . 4y ago How many times I've had to google child enemas. My son has a colon condition, but man it would be awkward explaining it all. 13K ...
ListenToTheBuffalo 6y ago Do cars run out of honk. I'm deeply ashamed that I googled this. 106 ...

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