25 of the Funniest Reasons People Had to Stop Having Sex

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25 of the Funniest Reasons People Had to Stop Having Sex

A lot can go wrong during sex, and there’s not always someone to blame. An unpredictable interruption can just bring the entire event to a screeching halt.

Sometimes, that unpredictable interruption is Weird Al. A Redditor chose to leave their coital musical accompaniment up to the randomized selection of their iPod shuffle. Unfortunately, “Dare to Be Stupid” came on and ruined the mood. Weird Al has songs for many occasions, but sensuality isn’t his forte. 

Other Redditors have shared some of the funny ways their intimate moments have been abruptly paused, including one couple that realized they had accidentally invited a third to the party.

NocturnePixie 8y ago | feel like | potentially have a few things to contribute to this, but once I had to stop because...doing it doggy style and a spider drops down from the ceiling not two inches from my face and I freak out(I don't mind spiders, but when they come out of nowhere during pound time, kinda freaky...) and almost broke my then fiancé's dick off. Killed the mood instantly. 76 Share ...
wysmyster e 8y ago She worked ridiculously hard for 4 years in high school to get into Yale. She got the rejection letter half way through fucking. In retrospect I probably shouldn't have asked her if she wanted to keep going to take her mind off it. - Share 72 ...
afalsebillyidol 8y ago | was on call for a mental health crisis team when a client called and said they had just taken an entire bottles of pills, then hung up. 96 Share ...
SteampunkyBrewster 8y ago We set the bed on fire. From what we could figure out, one of the legs of the bed had come to rest on an extension cord, so as the bed y'know...moved, it stripped the cord and must have made a spark which jumped to the bedclothes. Heroic so leaped out of bed and smothered the fire with his boxers. I still get wistful when I hear that 90's song that starts, This bed is on fire with passionate love... 121 Share ...
shitterplug 8y ago We were both really drunk. She went to switch positions and fell off the bed. Right onto a rather expensive RC plane I had built about a week prior. Absolutely destroyed it. The following hour was spent picking balsa and basswood slivers out of her ass. Share 1.5K ...
whileurup 8y ago Husband's head got caught in the ceiling fan. I was facing away (okay fine, it was doggy style) Не didn't stop right away. I asked what that thumping noise was and he said, Don't worry about it. I took one for the team. Then dust bunnies started raining down around me and we fell over laughing. - 533 Share ...
Badman2 e 8y ago Cat was running around with a plastic bag stuck on his head. 119 Share ...
mel2mdl 8y ago My kitten snuck into my room. Apparently my boyfriends bouncing dangling bits looked a bit like a toy to her... teeth and claws engaged. Не threw the kitten out of the room but I was laughing too hard to continue. 422 Share ...
iamkuato 8y ago | went for a college visit, and the evening before my morning interview was scheduled, I hit the pubs. I met a girl and made some progress. We went back to her place and got it on. In the middle of the night, in the middle of our passion, we rolled off the bed and I broke her leg. I took her to the hospital and stayed with her all night. Which meant I was late for my interview. And meant that I showed up without having showered. Reeking from the pubs, and the girl, and the
blenderbender 8y ago Got a nose bleed as I was going down on my girlfriend at the time. Worst part about it was I kept going even after tasting the blood, because I was so embarrassed about it. She was not happy when she looked down and saw blood everywhere. 850 Share ...
QuinstonChurchill 8y ago I had recently torn some muscles in my shoulder playing ice hockey. I was on top holding myself up and my shoulder gave out. I landed right on her face with all my weight. Night ended with a trip to the ER, a broken nose, and two black eyes. 1K Share ...
stink3rbelle 8y ago Capcaecin oil on my hands from cooking had given her what | must unfortunately describe as spicy pussy. 1.2K Share ...
DinoDNDave A 8y ago It was at a party and we realized the lump under the pile of blankets we were having sex on was a passed out guest. 1.6K Share ...
whatsthatpidge . 8y ago A cold, wet dog nose touching my butt shut down the sexy time pretty quickly. Share 3K ...
OldSpiceDemoman 8y ago My roommate | was living with at the time screamed EHHH HARREHHH DONT STOHP. ACCIO BUM through the door. Hard to keep going after that. 3.1K Share ...
larrytippins 8y ago First one: her little sister (11) burst in and stood there with her Jaw dropped. It was standing sex. Second one: we were having sex in the back of my truck in the middle of nowhere an a pack of coyotes completely surrounding us started howling. Scared the shit out of us. - 3.2K Share ...
I-aint-never 8y ago Edited 8y ago We were quietly having sex while her parents were home. We had done this many times and every time we cover up the noise by turning on a move or a TV show. This time we turned on Spongebob. Middle of having sex something funny happened in the show and I just busted out laughing completely killing the mood. She unfortunately did not find it so entertaining. Edit: Our go to show to fuck to was Courage the Cowardly Dog. I now get a hard on anytime I hear the intro to that show.
 8y ago My boyfriend at the time vomited but he was on his back so it went all over his face. It was New Year's Eve. Talk about a mood killer. 1.7K Share ...
resbit77 8y ago My ipod was on shuffle and Weird Al's Dare to be Stupid came on 2K Share ...
 8y ago So I was giving it to my wife doggy style. She was on the edge of the bed and our backs were to the door. Anyway the dog was freaking out for a little while and eventually I said why is the dog freaking out? only to have my 5 year old respond behind me maybe its because im standing here Needless to say that scared the shit out of me and our bedroom now had a lock. - 8.3K Share ...
betney 8y ago The pizza delivery guy was knocking on the door. We forgot we'd ordered it about 30 minutes prior. Edit - spelling - 3.4K Share ...
partial_to_dreamers 8y ago | fainted. We were going at it and it felt amazing. Suddenly | tunnel visioned, yelled something incomprehensible, and passed out. We like to refer to it as the time he fucked me to unconsciousness. 5K Share ...
InappropriateThrwawy . 8y ago She thought she heard someone break into my house. And she was correct. Share 8.4K ...
cornnndog 0 8y ago | couldn't focus. We were in like spooning position, with her in front of me. Her cat climbed on the bed and sat in front of her and faced me. Не maintained eye contact with me the whole time. It was so awkward. - 4.7K Share ...
welcome2screwston 8y ago | kicked her fishbowl off her desk. The fish died. Nobody came. 41 Share ...

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