32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, February 7, 2025

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, February 7, 2025

Detroiters is back, and it’s all thanks to Totino’s Pizza Rolls. Tim Robinson and Sam Richardson have reunited ahead of Super Bowl Sunday for another ad with the frozen-food brand that continues the narrative from their previous commercial. Richardson told Entertainment Weekly that he’s “very thankful” that Totino’s gave him a chance to work with his real-life best friend, even if it’s not a revival of the show everyone came to love. 

Meanwhile, we learned that Ben Stiller had to put up a fight to get Adam Scott cast in his Apple+ series Severance. Scott revealed that streamer was hesitant to go with the Parks and Recreation alum due to his “comedic” nature, but that was the very thing Stiller valued. Stiller told The Hollywood Reporter that “so much of Severance is based on The Office and Parks and Rec” and that the show needed someone who could “handle that” type of comedy. 

The timeline is certainly heading into the weekend with some good humor. Today’s funniest tweets include those involving sleep science, a mental workout and a very telling park job.

Shasti @sh44sti 1d ... me and the bald man i gave a chance 273 3.3K 49K 1.6M
a @wat3rmelonjutce - 1d me and who tanisha_please_forgive_me ... Tanisha please 38 0 632 followers following posts forgive me Tanisha Please forgive me until I found you Follow Message Day 37 of reaching out Day 36 of reaching out to Day 38 of reaching out to to say sorry say sorry say sorry Tanisha please Tanisha please Tanisha please forgive me forgive me forgive me 50.3K 30.5K 46.3K 3.7K 26K 132 694K
Lata @LataHeals 1d ... are you a CEO? because i'd like to take you out <3 to: from: 378 24K 254K 9.2M
zoë @zoeplzshutup 1d ... if i was the menswear guy i'd just tell men to dress exactly like this 22 786 18K 371K
TLB @WufpackSports.1 1d ... just know she's fine as hell ATE Arians BBT 85) MAYA 111 1.1K 33K 1.1M
dinosaur @dinosaurs1969. 1d its so cold even the target ball inside PUSH TO OPEN AUTOMATIC DOOR 236 10K 240K 3.5M
Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle 20h ... Bought some scrunchies from Sephora and the girl was like have you used these before?. I was like yeah, I mean they're just basically hair ties. She said yes, exactly!. Can't stop thinking about it. Did I look like someone who has never tied up her hair before. 189 1.8K 102K 1.7M
versarchie @arxhiiie 1d ... LMAO00000000O + When I get along with him 291K so well that I almost told him about my date ... 1,479 yesterday 197 7.5K 106K del 2.7M
matt @mattybtweets69. 18h House salad yeah what's next techno fries 123 4.9K 44K 885K
axel @luhaxel 1d ... can't have anything HND FROM BACK ON FORM BACK DOOR DOOR | CUID MOSEPARE they banned chilling ig Imma go to jail 11K 245K 5.4M 190
skitch ! @5kitch 1d x1 ... woah i hope she plays pink pony club CHAPEL ROAD 163 19K 278K 2.3M
Redd @ReddCinema 1d ... why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby 435 22K 253K 4.5M
Kyle @KylePlantEmoji - 1d ... Take pronouns out of your email signature, just use the obvious ones- someone who has never emailed anyone named Taylor 67 6.5K 163K 2.6M
the heart @Fredward3948576 1d do not drink or eat until 12:30 pm, then bombard your stomach with six different foods, drinks, and pills. proceed to let out a Tom from Tom & Jerry scream 24 2.6K 29K 440K
proton @ProtonInspector 1d You're really underselling this dude slow daze @slowdaysfast.2 2d enjoy longingly looking at my sliver of river every late afternoon. 2.3K 86K 48 1.5M
@meldnie 1d oh my sis is going through it 544 8K 143K del 2.3M
count dykecula 3: @gothesbian 1d EVERYONE GET LESBIAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! khanyi. @khanyimsimangg.3 3d i wish i was a man. i have so many romantic ideas on how to spoil my girl urghh. 21 8.8K 85K 1.4M
@vamptact.20h s1nfvl 4m ... X s1nfvl 3m ... X how tf u know my i hate when people homie from Venezuela steal my mutuals.... 83 5.3K 40K 600K
dee @spuffylovebot. 1 1d zendaya i am so sorry FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 1d After three years, 'EUPHORIA' season 3 has finally begun filming. 94 2.8K 114K del 2.1M
ус @yc 20h ... No one can stop you from using three Kings Hawaiian rolls as one hot dog bun 283 1.1K 23K 968K
OBEY @cryst6ls 19h yall ever look @ ur tattoos n be like dam i got some bullshit 190 2.6K 16K 487K
A.K.A @kayzywizzzy 1d Men only have money the first month of dating, that's recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget 604 12K 117K 4M
Noam Blum @neontaster 1d XI ... Cocaine is fine says Cocaine inventor Steve Cocaine. CBS News @CBSNews 1d Cocaine is no worse than whiskey and is only illegal because it comes from Latin America, said Colombian President Gustavo Petro, whose nation is the world's biggest cocaine producer and exporter. cbsn.ws/ 3CEErBs 181 2.1K 41K 1.8M
TON Alex Wood @AlexLRWood 11h AY SAMPLE CCB N Famously never performed live before wicked news hub @wickednewshub.- 12h 24 days until the first live performances of Popular, Defying Gravity & more at the Oscars. 73 1.9K 67K 1.5M
KB @gaggytrondra 1d Abracadabra hitting the gays like crack in the 80s Friend Activity Lu Abracadabra Lady Gaga o Abracadabra List Callum Abracadabra Lady Gaga o Abracadabra L Joe Abracadabra Lady Gaga 3:11 o Abracadabra ١٠٠ system333 2:28 Abracadabra Lady Gaga o Abracadabra 2:14 max I... Abracadabra Lady Gaga 3:29 o Abracadabra Pongo Kango 24 min 3:25 Abracadabra Lady Gaga o Abracadabra Aiko 54 min Abracadabra Lady Gaga Abracadabra cocln 13 hr Abracadabra Lady Gaga Abracadabra 27 2.3K 39K 435K
Cartoons Hate Her! @CartoonsHateHer 23h You guys missed this but from 2016-2024 they only featured autistic bisexual nonbinary civil rights lawyers of color NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost. 1d Carl's Jr. Super Bowl ad brings back bikini-clad burger models after yearslong clampdown trib.al/qTvFgld Carl's Jr. Carl's Jr.™ 92 1.9K 69K the 2.6M
I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg 1d ... The furniture my grandparents left me vs the furniture I'm leaving my grandkids 8.3K 5.3M 612 188K
sean @_sn_n• 15h America 2 weeks without wokeness and DEI NEWS NewsWire WIRE @NewsWire_US - 19h SEPTA train goes up in flames in Delaware County, PA; roughly 350 passengers evacuated - 6ABC 144 4K 49K 1M
Machiavelli @BrianBriannnnn 1d Me after every minor inconvenience: 54 12K 67K del 1.4M
and @spero1ucem 1d just put the kiss on the forehead bro 23 3.9K 26K 455K
@marenyearly 1d The way I got impeached when I was class president Lebron James MD, MPH, JD @justsomeguyloI. 1d 10:49 91 LTE Post G @MrBackDoorAny1 If you never been class president don't talk to me bout no politics, 7th and 8th grade I served 2 terms and actually changed shit 10:46AM 7/31/24 From Earth 16 Views This post has been deleted. 29 324 9.9K 254K
jetski 3 @jetskitosway2. 1d if I'm requesting your hand in marriage, and you're my со- pilot of love and life....then who's flying the plane???? NEW YORK New York Post POST @nypost 1d Pilot proposes to girlfriend midflight in heartwarming video: 'My co-pilot of love and life' trib.al/QySyPCX 213 6K 156K 3.9M

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