26 Funny Times Men Were Oblivious to Women Flirting With Them

‘No thanks, I’m not tired!’
26 Funny Times Men Were Oblivious to Women Flirting With Them

Flirting isn’t always straightforward; untangling someone’s hints or advances can often feel like attempting to solve an ancient riddle. But as it turns out, even when flirting is painfully obvious, there’s no guarantee that the other person will pick up on it.

A Redditor recalled the time he and a girl left a party together to get some fresh air. They took a walk around the block and stopped under a streetlight mid-conversation. She then leaned against the streetlight pole, looked at him and said, “You know, I’ve never gotten to kiss anyone before.” 

“Don’t worry, you’ll hook up with someone cool someday,” he responded. 

She, of course, wanted him to be that “someone cool someday,” and he’s been kicking himself over it ever since. 

Other dimwitted Redditors have shared the funniest times they were oblivious to flirting, including one guy who got the chance to right his wrong, six years later.

archblade7777 2y ago My wife and I met and dated in high school. Before we got together she used to take small objects of mine and put them down her shirt and dare me to go after them. This wasn't a one and done kind of thing, she did it... a lot. And being the dense socially awkward nerd I was, I never went for it because It never occurred to me that a beautiful woman wanted my hand in that area. Finally she gave up and flat out told me she was interested, and things went much better from
BlueBombadier 9y ago Male Was playing a game the other day with some friends and this one girl I had invited. Girl kept refusing to take hostile actions against me despite it being in her best interest, and it went right over my head. Halfway through the game, one of the other players texted me: You know she's flirting hardcore with you, right? - 66 ...
ilovenoodles06 2y ago Was in a lift together with her. She asked me 'do you think we look like a couple or siblings?' I said 'probably siblings' - 146 ...
341gerbig 9y ago Woman was laying in my bed in my dorm while everyone else was having a party in my dorm. We were just talking and she said they probably think we are having sex. I said yea, and she said mebey we should if they are thinking it and we laughed it off. | know guys, I must have only one working brain cell to miss that one. But at the time I thought she was way out of my league and my insecure mindset was convinced she was just fucking with me. - 164 ...
viceywicey 9y ago Male A girl asked me to warm her hands for her before our concert. So I did. Then I said, alright, all warm now. Then I walked away. - 21 ...
garbogray 2y ago She asked do you wanna know who | like? Then describes me better than | know myself, and i thought it was someone else. 288 ...
Piss_Post_Detective 6y ago На, I got a good one. I was working at a grocery store when I was 16. I talked to another worker there, she was also my age, about this girl I liked at my school. One night we were talking about it while rounding up grocery carts, and she asks if I've ever kissed a girl. | said not yet, and she asked if | wanted to practice. | said, no thanks, but | appreciate the offer. Right over my head, | had no clue. She was cute too, we ended up dating after the thing
Proxee 6y ago One day in high school this one girl who I was friendly with was very adamant about bringing me cupcakes later that day. So at lunch, while I was chatting with my friend, the girl came up with the cupcakes and put them down in front of me. I then asked my friend if she wanted one, she said no, I grabbed mine, said thank you, and the girl that brought the cupcakes then walked away. I noticed at the time that my cupcake had an 'O' on it. Didn't think much of it and continued to
doctor_why 6y ago She told me her vibrator died. | expressed sympathy for her loss. 640 ...
 6y ago Newly divorced, I was in a bookstore and bought a box set of Ingmar Bergman dvd's that I found in clearance. A women came up to me and we talked for 20 minutes or so about Ingmar Bergman movies. | was telling my boss the next day about this encounter and he's said. You know she was hitting on you don't you. | said You think so? and he said No one gives that much of a shit about Ingmar Bergman. - 874 ...
r2d_touche 6y ago She told me that she would melt if a guy kissed the inside of her elbow. Go crazy. Whoosh right over my head. Or a different girl who invited me to watch a movie on her bed. | didn't even take my coat off the whole movie. Such an idiot. 232 ...
fgben 6y ago Girl lounging on my bed at 1am talking about how she always carries a condom in her purse. Me: Oh that's good; you should always be prepared and it's smart to be safe in this day and age. Later Me: D'OH. I should note that this conversation happened about twenty five years and several life times ago, and the D'oh moment was yesterday afternoon. 2.1K ...
 2y ago My secretary laid it all out. A woman I was interested in came to town. I worked in a dilapidated old, low-powered TV station. She and a friend were passing through on Spring Break and called and I gave them a tour of the building, showed the interesting aspects of the building. When it was done she thanked me, said she had a great time and they left. My secretary asked immediately Is that your girlfriend? Because she flirted with you non-stop and said she had a good time, which no one has in this stupid building.
quitepossiblylying 4y ago When | was in high school I took this girl home after school once. She said she was going to take a nap and asked if I'd like to join her. I said NO THANKS I'M NOT TIRED - 28 ...
UrCreepyUncle 6y ago | used to sit in front of this chick i i had a crush on in high school during English lit. She used to run her fingers through my hair and rub my back/shoulders... Never put it all together 661 ...
1_Marauder 8y ago | go with her to her friend's motel room, This is Shelly, my best friend, we share everything | thought That's cool and we partied and only later did I realize it had been an offer. 805 Share ...
NecroCorey 8y ago In highschool this girl I had a massive crush on asked if i wanted to kiss her. Literally just those words. But I was like wtf is this a joke? So I said no haha im good. Her friend said something to me later and I never lived it down. I did get that kiss later. Super awkwardly. 1.2K Share ...
grisioco 8y ago im tired implying we should go to her bed im pretty awake i said, i because im oblivious Share 2.1K ...
Psychedelic_Beans 8y ago | got a text in the morning that said, oh cool, today's national touch a boob day I think I responded with something about how it's interesting there's a day devoted to something so specific. Young me was an idiot. - 2K Share ...
zeitgeistbouncer 8y ago Went outside during a party with this cute chick, drunkenly walking around the block to have some time alone. We stop under a lightpole, she leans against it with a соу smile and tells me you know, I've never gotten to kiss anyone before. I'm a supportive guy, so I'm all Don't worry, you'll hook up with someone cool someday!. - 1.6K Share ...
a_turd 8y ago Her: So are you an ass man or a boobs man? Me: Lol, idk, I guess boobs? Her: What do you think of mine? Me: Well I've never seen them, so... - 3.2K Share ...
Christ_I_AM . 8y ago . Edited 8y ago A girl invited me to study at her house while her parents were away. I told her no thanks | don't need to study, didn't realize studying was not her intention until I told my buddies about it a few days later. 2K Share ...
rragnaar 8y ago I was sitting on the patio at this bar with my friends. There was this gorgeous girl sitting next to me on this bench. I complemented her on her tattoos and she leaned in and sang in my ear Don't care how, I want it now. from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. I laughed and said Oh man, I love that movie. and then turned and went back to talking to my friends. Totally oblivious. - 4K Share ...
BJSR1 8y ago Giving a girl a back massage in her bed with no parents home, she says, wouldn't it be easier if I took off my top and got some oil. My reaction, if you want, but this is fine with me | realised on the way home what I'd missed. Fast forward 6 years later, same girl, different continent, the same situation arises. Needless to say I did not miss out the 2nd time. - 2.8K Share ...
clutchheimer 8y ago My aunt was the manager of a store in the mall and there were a lot of really attractive girls that worked there. I would stop in to talk to my aunt on occasion, and some of the girls also. This is how clueless I was. One of the girls, who I thought was extremely attractive. Always made an effort to come and talk to me when I was around. She even went so far as to give me her phone number. Twice. Without me asking. I remember once walking out thinking to myself: Man, how come
tacocatsupreme42 2y ago | was working in the mail room of the office, it was near the end of the shift and everyone was leaving for the day. A very attractive mother of 2 that I worked with walked up and said I'll be changing in the conference room, so don't go in there....unless you want to. Oh, okay, thanks for the warning. 23 ...

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