30 Wild Reasons Teachers Got Fired

‘Accidentally stabbed a kid with a box cutter’
30 Wild Reasons Teachers Got Fired

Inappropriate conduct with a student is an age-old reason for a teacher’s firing, but as these Redditors’ stories demonstrate, some educators are let go for decidedly less traditional offenses. 

Case in point: One Redditor’s third-grade teacher was fired for her entrepreneurial prowess. She had a nice racket going — confiscating students’ Pokémon cards and then selling them to other kids at recess for 25 cents each. The only condition for the exchange was that the kids couldn’t take the cards out during school hours. Obviously, her scheme fell apart, which is what happens when you make business deals with children. 

Other Redditors have shared the wild reasons their teachers have gotten the pink slip, and there’s at least one meltdown that involves an entire jar of salsa.

mufasa526 5y ago | went to a pretty conservative Catholic school. In 7th grade we had a music teacher that pretty much only taught us lyrics to Bob Dylan songs and other 60s hippy music. Не was gone the next year. 180 ...
FlyingPotionsFactory 5y ago Teaching us about evolution. I realize that sounds ridiculous and made up, but it seriously happened in my small Texas school. 677 ...
 0 5y ago Edited 5y ago My sociology teacher in high school was fired for throwing an chalkboard eraser at a sleeping students head. Не was a great teacher, and always did this in good humor. Obviously not a great idea in retrospect, but we all knew that we could get away with sleeping in his class if we didn't mind getting an eraser upside the head if he noticed. I heard he was fired a few years after I graduated high school, and that kinda bummed me out. Probably deserving of a reprimand of some sort, but not
mindfeces 5y ago Had a history teacher get fired for going off syllabus and spending time on the pre-Judaic flood stories. One of maybe two reasons I'm obsessed with Mesopotamian/Anatolian/Egyptian history now. 2.3K ...
startinearly 4y ago On a Friday night, a gym teacher/girls' basketball coach purposefully threw a bong out of the passenger's side window of his pickup truck (he was in the passenger's seat, his wife was driving) causing it to smash on the hood of an on-duty sheriff in a marked crown victoria. Again, he meant it to smash on the hood of the cop car. Не got out trying to assault the cop but was quickly subdued/tazed. Never saw him again after that. Не was a cool guy.
mnightcoburn 0 4y ago Accidentally stabbed a kid with a box cutter. 101 ...
Remerry e 5y ago My math teacher was a volunteer first responder (in NY), she left school to help out during 9/11 and was fired for not showing back up for two weeks. 19K ...
sandyandy12 . 5y ago One of the elementary school teachers at the district I went to got arrested for making his class worship him like he was a cult leader. Не was totally bonkers. 15K ...
 5y ago She embezzled thousands of dollars from various club funds. There were also rumors of her sleeping with students, but the administration never bothered to look into that. 3.4K
fleurscaptives 4y ago High school, an annoying boy thought it would be funny to slap our Math teacher's ass; he, a middle aged man, immediately slapped that kid's face in return. Boy was invited to leave, teacher was fired. - 356 ...
hover-fish 4y ago Pretty mild, but the only teacher firing at my school was because he called in sick and was seen playing golf. 171 ...
Soulfighter56 4y ago Не called a classmate of mine an asshole. Doesn't seem too crazy until you realize he was the special-aid teacher and we were in 1st grade. 260 ...
-_GreekGhost_- 4y ago We were gathering money to go on a trip and she took the money and said that someone stole it 504 ...
sailphish 4y ago Freshman year of HS we kept having bomb scares. About once a month we would have to evacuate while the police brought the bomb dogs to check out the place. Turns out it was one of our long term subs. She got arrested, but don't know the end result. 747 ...
Yooklid 4y ago . Edited 4y ago A maths teacher got in a fist fight with the art teacher because the maths teacher stopped the guys who were doing art from leaving his maths class to take their state exam. The exam was the junior cert art practical. This was in Ireland Edited for extra clarity and more background info The union intervened and he got his job back. 2.6K ...
National-Flounder153 4y ago taught World Religion at a private Christian high school so well that kids started opening up their minds to other worldviews. | think the parents played a big role in him getting fired. 2.9K ...
Afro_Rat 4y ago Not sure if crazy or dumb, but my teacher when I was in 3rd grade got fired for selling us Pokémon cards that she would confiscate from other classes during recess. She told us we could buy the cards, about $.25, but we couldn't have them out during school hours. 1.2K ...
DeathFistXD 0 4y ago . Edited 4y ago Broke a kid's arm because he wasn't able to answer a question or something, he was sued and fired. 982 ...
retro-petro . 4y ago The geometry teacher caught someone cheating on a test, so he took her test and took a bite out of it in front of her. Not NSFW but it's still bizarre. 736 ...
flyingwizard1 e 4y ago She posted nudes on her public facebook profile 2.4K ...
notyourmate_42 4y ago | was at a catholic school and one teacher got fired because he remarried after a divorce 5.2K ...
greywolf248 e 4y ago My Language Arts teacher got caught taking the bus up to the mountain to smoke weed with the ski club. This was back before the sticky icky was legal here 4.6K ...
ElectricKettleGoBoom 4y ago Had a history teacher show a bunch of 7th graders drunk history. The goodie two shoes of the class narced and told her mom, who complained to the school. Не was fired by the end of the week... 5.3K ...
rhymingliming 4y ago Our high school art teacher got fired after someone found an old YouTube video of him painting with his ass cheeks. We held a protest to try to keep him around, but they fired him anyway. 7.4K ...
1c3xc01d 4y ago Our teacher was a chronic liar and lied about having a masters and a degree. Funny thing is she actually did have a relevant degree that would've got her the job. Other lies include dating Brad Pitt being an ex gang member and even being a multi millionaire but just enjoying teaching 9.1K ...
eagengabriel 0 4y ago Cussing out a student. It was a librarian at an elementary school 15K ...
ajk9613 4y ago In high school (FI) for PE our teacher took us canoeing. Instead of checking the weather, he brought 15 freshmen into the channel our school was on. A severe thunderstorm hit, and our teacher paddled safely back to school and left us teens in the water. We tied our canoes together and rowed back to school, but we were drenched and super late. Our teacher was just standing on the dock, not a care in the world. Не got fired like two days later. - 6.9K ...
ChiefPyroManiac 4y ago . Edited 4y ago Our AP calculus teacher in high school had a mental break, ranted for an entire class period about some nonsense, then drank an entire bottle of salsa, stormed out and never came back. They had a substitute for the rest of the semester, which was unfortunate since the sub wasn't a calculus teacher so they were at a disadvantage for the AP test. - 9.9K ...
 4y ago Long story short, my french teacher was fucking the lunch lady in school property - 14K ...
birnolan 0 5y ago Boarded up the door during a practice lockdown she thought was real and gave alot of the kids classroom items to use as weapons. She even taught me to go for the neck with the scissors she gave me and my friend. 137 ...

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