32 Dirty Confessions People Have Been Dying to Share

You really can’t share your dirty laundry with everybody. Thank god then that Reddit exists, so you can escape the judgemental prudes in your life and disclose what you really did with that sock monkey. 

One Redditor has a confession that he’s been dying to share. He met a girl on Tinder, and though the relationship didn’t go anywhere, the sex was sensational. They had a lot of fun, and the purely carnal bond lasted until she moved away. He ended up seeing her again a few years later at his cousin’s wedding — she was the bride. They pretended they’d never met before and vowed to keep their fling a secret. 

To that end, other Redditors have revealed the dirty little secrets they’ve been keeping, including tales about a vegetable-loving pastor, a swinger with a plan and a candied bacon fantasy.