42 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, January 29, 2025

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42 of the Funniest Tweets from Wednesday, January 29, 2025

You’d think Spider-Man’s biggest fear would be getting clobbered by Sandman or losing his Uncle Ben for the umpteenth time, but that’s not the case for the latest actor to take on the teenage web-slinger. Hudson Thames, who lends his voice to Peter Parker in Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man, recently told Collider that his biggest fear before joining the Disney+ series was that it would be “annoying and woke.” But after reading the script, Thames said it was “great” and “so well written,” which must be a big relief for Colman Domingo and the other members of the show’s diverse cast and crew.

Marvel’s not the only crew taking a trip down memory lane with retro series. Reese Witherspoon’s on-again, off-again Legally Blonde prequel series is back on, and she revealed that they’re currently auditioning hundreds of young girls who are “so filled with enthusiasm and excitement” to take on the role of Elle Woods. The You’re Cordially Invited actress told People that it’s “kind of a trip” to be on the hunt for the younger version of herself, but that “there’s so many good ones.” 

All the while, the timeline is fresh with some high-quality comedy. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the power of Vietnamese coffee, why Anderson Cooper isn’t a nepo baby and a place Mozart should’ve avoided.

bailey @couldawentpro . 2 20h ... i hope this email kills you 9 627 3.4K 51K
Barstool Sports @barstoolsports 15h AA Asking my employer if I can hop on the Embiid РТО package وحشهر - CAREER GAMES PLAYED GAMES MISSED JOEL 21 446 400 7 EMBIID MISSED 47% OF GAMES GET 113 1.5K 26K del 1.5M
Barry @BarryOnHere 17h People forget that Ben Roethlisberger died in The Dark Knight Rises. IC FAT Rick Monday @mondayricker - 2 2d Most desirable Super Bowl outcome 86 38 318 18K 762K
United States of COOKED @HeWhoRunsFades . 22h ... AMO AO For abib 57 2.1K 30K 387K
kos @kostancaaa_ 18h unrelated but he's going to end up being the older cousin of the only white kid at abbott elementary, i just know it NFL NFL @NFL.19h Cooper DeJean can't stop yelling A! J! BROWN! @cdejean23 @Eagles (via @NFLFilms) FILMS MIC'D UP حسم 3 2 EAGLES 33 SALLIN 27 Brown! DALLAS 32 575 19K 834K
Chris @citehchris1 18h bars should offer you a complementary cigarette once CITY you've hit your 4th drink 22 748 7.2K 186K
Queer Latifah @TheAfrocentricI.17h Lmaooo so much is going on I forgot they are still floating around up there wondering when somebody is gonna get them down. in charge of the girls @AmeriKraut . 1 18h guys, are those astronauts still up there?! 66 16K 2.4K 538K
We Love Physical Media @VHSDVDBLUR... 11h ... The Brutalist AMC Today, Jan 28 I 4:00pm I IMAX at AMC SCREEN من من of من من SO fl in d 20 1.9K 39K 680K
CR4SH_K1D (Comms Open) @CR4Sh_K1D.22h ... I DRANK THIS MUCH VIETNAMESE COFFE AND CLEANED FOR 17 HOURS STRAIGHT LFR LEES SANDWICHEN leesandwich 35 307 3.4K 1.2M
Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins 21h BUNKIE BEANS FACTOR Golf OKLAHOMA GolfOklahoma @GolfOKmagazine -1 1d Congrats to Sequoyah High School golfer Beans Factor, who has committed to Manhattan University, a private Division I university located in the Bronx. BEANS FACTOR SEQUOYAH HIGH SCHOOL TAHLEQUAH, OK CLASS OF 2025 COMMITTED METRO ATLANTIC MANHATTAN 1853 UNIVERSITY MAAC ATHLETIC CONFERENCE 44 483 15K 1M
No Context EACFB / @NoContext_EACFB-1 1d My School Top Classes RB TAD GAY NAT Top LB Overview Recruiting Scouting (100%) Attributes CATCH I SPECTA Scout 207 431 22K 1.8M
Nick Miller @NickMillerMusic. 16h Twin Peaks rewatch taking longer than I expected cause I keep having to pause and go stand out in the yard when Leo is mean to Shelly 72 1.4K 21K 446K
evi @atwellchastcin - 1d acting like i don't care abt severance so the next episode comes out faster THE LITE ADELE - GIF ALT tv Apple TV @AppleTV.1 1d Finding common ground. A new episode of #Severance premieres this Friday. 0:27 985 16 14K 428K
willmack pr manager (clive) @princesssmitty.23h ... i cant stop laughing sanjosesharks 12h ... X RKIE - I SHA 43 1.9K 47K 1M
Keara Sullivan @superkeara . 15h I can't bring myself to consider Anderson Cooper a перо baby... like yeah his mom is Gloria Vanderbilt but also the hurricane he's reporting live from doesn't give a shit about all that it's gonna hurl debris at his ass regardless 24 982 24K 368K
madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionL... - 1d ... Oh fuck yeah add it to teams Pop Base @PopBase 1d Donald Trump says that Microsoft is in talks to acquire TikTok. ل TikTok Microsoft 143 7.3K 170K 6.8M
Samantha @itssamanthaaaa_ 1d that's going straight in my basket 6K 115K 175 2M
Nate Tice @Nate_Tice. 1d THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE Ebbing MISSOURI 1:00 James Whale Charles Barkley on Three Billboards Bake Sale Outside Ebbing, Missouri Play next in queue Save to Watch later Save to playlist 28 462 9.6K 282K
LJ @crotchner2.21h 1 year of copying Nancy's portfolio has meant my daughter can go through any college and grad program on earth without loans or debt Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant. 1d Nancy Pelosi sold $1.3M of Nvidia stock last month. $NVDA has fallen 17% today. QUIVER Nancy Pelosi sold SNVDA on Dec. 31, 2024 M NVDA Stock Chart - Before Trade - After Trade 150 145 140 135 SNVDA Price 130 125 120 Dec 8 Dec 15 Dec 22 Dec 29 Jan 5 Jan 12 Jan 19 Jan 26 2024 2025 Price Change Since Trade SPY Change Since Trade 257 7.1K 192K 12M
Jake Flores @feraljokes.1 19h XI ... I am no longer injecting my son's blood Bryan Johnson /dd @bryan_johnson 21h I am no longer injecting my son's blood. I've upgraded to something else: total plasma exchange. Steps: 1. Take out all blood from body 2. Separate plasma from blood 3. Replace plasma with 5% albumin & IVIG Here's my bag of plasma. Who wants it? DON'T DIE 297 4.4K 107K 2.3M
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV 18h let's make this happen @Criterion @McDonalds BARRY, LYNDON STANLEY KUBRICK Joe Ramoni @joeramoni • 1d We used to be a society Desa MOCR OOK GOLDMING $5.9 GHOST WHEN YOU ANY LARGE SAND 556 8.7K 31 348K
oomf magazine @oomfmagazine. 1d ... This is actually what I respect about her the most Gelo @Gelo2Lit. 2d this not crazy? Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends From sources across the web Jake Gyllenhaal Calvin Harris V pa Taylor Lautner Joe Jonas 20 more Feedback 121 2.3K 50K 1.6M
Ryan @rb17460.2 22h Unemployed friend having more fun than me again 12:25 5G+ 92 Rob now R If I were president, my first executive order would be for everyone to smile more :) 170 12K 222K 3.2M
clay @reverendcambell . 1d ... now H Hows my white trash prince today? 7 152 5K 213K
Samaria @samariajdavis_. 1d the second they turn the power out and we gotta hunt for food i'm done fr i don't got it in me 291 10K 85K 1.8M
mads 8 @idlehole. 1d x ... how it feels to theorize about severance bhenchod Follow nobody look at me I'm an idiot bhenchod Follow I am the smartest person alive bhenchod Follow t поре, I'm dumb as fuck bhenchod Follow t I'm a beacon of knowledge 4,590 notes 7 386 6.2K 136K
Emily Ward @omgitsemilyward - 1 1d WHAT IF WE KISSED SNL50 2 S THE ANNIV AT THE DICK IN A BOX POLE NS AT THE SNL50 SUBWAY STATION Ethan See @Etchu_u 1d OMG SNLTWT JUST FOUND OUT THE ROCKEFELLER STATION HAS 25 F DECORATED BEAMS FOR SNL50 NS 1.2K 7 15K 639K
Pugmane @pugmane 1d This put up Jordan numbers in dorm rooms Cinema Scene @CinemaScene404.2d Uma Thurman Pulp Fiction promo shoot, 1994 54 2.3K 75K 2.2M
Brian Walsh @BrineWalsh. 1d ... Mikey Madison and Michael Madsen need to settle things in a knife fight 10 105 1.7K 69K
LJ @suchasurfriend. dd ... Top 5 women go The Mudman 9:05 PM scarlet johnson 3 'Big' Ed Jigglesby 9:06PM 14 349 9.6K 166K
bunny @fadedbunny 1d ... when he told me he could handle a crazy girl but now im blocked GIF 146 67K 7.3K 1.1M
Will Menaker @willmenaker . 23h #Respect to everyone out here getting money ORAL CARE SHAVE & DEODORANT KINCARE PRODUCTS helping y 2b HIRST AID & EYE CARE DUCHER COLD JAXIN RELIEF live a healt! NINE NEEDS & ЗАДУ CARE better life through fo Road funity - Near Check COMPLETE love They GE - FREE RANGE C 5993 21 the PITTA ORGANIC 17 NIC 80 145K 185 5.6K
donald boat @laserboat999.1d ... in ancient greece the closest you could get to scrolling tiktok was rotating a urn with a story on it for like an hour or two 29 1,055 16.1K 210K
rachel @rachdele. 1d Another brutal day of being an elected Democrat and having to choose between twiddling your thumbs and spinning the propeller on your hat 100 6,473 66.9K dil 2.3M
pizzadog103 @pizzadog103. 1d ... If i was mozart i definitely would not have gone to the Mozart Death House Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Composer Overview Compositions Salzburg Grain Mills Born Died Jan 27, 1756 Dec 5, 1791 Mozart's Birthplace,... Mozart death house,... 265 15.2K 269K 3.8M
Losing it @prophethusband- 1d (Using binoculars to look into my neighbors apartment) Dipshit's fucking up his oatmeal again 9 480 5,461 del 100K
conniving eunuch @1BBGGGUU 1d ... i i can't be trusted with a gun, i'd want to do bits with it. and obviously the bits would be funnier if the gun was loaded 94 7,052 71.2K 4.8M
lauren @lau_lauren_ . 1 1d ... DOES ANYONE KNOW IF WE HAVE United States of America TOMORROW 35 8,929 104K del 1.4M
the heart @Fredward3948576.1 1d ... Please let me prevail, just this once. Please, please. I've never overcome before 11 1,524 8,063 212K
A @neutrlmilfhotal 1d 44 Logged a film and 5 mutuals added it to their watchlist IAM IMPORTANT TO MY FRIEND GROUP 20 2,865 45.5K 655K
Andy На @AndyHa_. 1d Wayne Rooney at 26 yo Post XI ... Wayne Rooney Follow @WayneRooney Mr bean. Funny 21:51 . 27/07/2012 Art Gallery Art Gallery @X_Art.... 1/18/25 Michelangelo at 26 yo Bernini at 23 yo 9 360 10.7K 499K
MIDWEST Midwest vs. Everybody @midwestern_ope. 23h ... OPE We should grab a drink on a patio somewhere v. EVERYBODY 43 °F 95 953 16K 860K

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