43 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of January 13, 2025

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43 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of January 13, 2025

Although Joel McHale’s upcoming turn on Yellowjackets has yet to air, the comedian has already boarded another horror project — and a rather iconic one at that. According to Deadline, McHale has joined the Scream franchise as Mr. Final Girl, aka the husband to Neve Campbell’s iconic Sidney Prescott. It’s casting news that hit the timeline to varying degrees of acceptance. But however you may feel about the sardonic actor going up against Ghostface (or perhaps donning the mask himself), one Twitter user noted that the new role is yet another example of how McHale will “do anything but be Jeff Winger again.” 

Sorry, Community fans. Surely that movie will come eventually. 

McHale’s aversion to returning to Greendale Community wasn’t the only thing getting roasted online this week, though. Among the other things receiving a skewering were a needlessly buff paleontologist, ambient music and a face right out of Grand Theft Auto IV.

#t @thehellmax... .1d... The most this used to be a swastika tattoo I've ever seen Minecraft Memes @... . 1d Trapdoor 458 14.1K 350K 8.9M
KILLER MEG (Interdimensional... 1d ... My stupid fucking cat: Ohhh I'm gonna eat up all your butter now on the counter you left there by accident Ohhh yum yum yum all your butter 86 4,199 57.4K del 1M
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV 15h fubo mubi freevee philo tubi roku! chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV15h fubo is the glup shitto of streaming services 28 1.8K 24K 553K
Icewater D @markmerlot 1d You going to a work meeting? Thug Nasty #THEVIRGOAT @THEEThugNast... dd It's nice to get flewed out! CHANDLER, ARIZONA 269 2.5K 48K du 2M
Schaffrillas @Schaffrillas.2 23h ... Conclave but it's about the Oscar voting process and trying to prevent Emilia Perez from getting elected Best Picture 112 4.8K 48K 1.2M
mj @bigdybbukenergy 18h ... love it when a man in his thirties describes himself as having 'golden retriever energy' on the apps. that's at least 210 in dog years. they're booking you in to be put down 4 201 3.4K del 59K
jame @kloogans.1 19h guy who just spent 58,000 dollars on a new jeep wrangler: 30 shitty little rubber ducks across the dashboard would look great in here i bet 78 1.2K 23K 705K
stef @Stephen_M_A 77 ... Why am I getting cleared this like You're STILL here?? Yesterday 22:03 What you mean Sent Today 07:34 I was on hinge, got into a yr relationship, broke up, came back n you're still here same 1K 7.9K 200K 4.6M
ms swerve bend that corna 17h She be looking like a newborn bird Truth is, I'm tired. @C0U... 22h She really pisses me off. Sister? SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES CHICAGO AREA CONN TO WESTERN WILDFIR 642 4,577 49K 2.1M
Ramases Niblick III @TheLittleWaster.22h 'Alpha' PARIS 325 2.3K 40K 749K
Clouds @cloudysprinkles- 15h ... the guy who created a website to rank his female classmates attractiveness is still a misogynist. shocking AF. AF Post @AFpost. 1d Meta's Zuckerberg says most companies need more masculine energy and have been neutered by feminine energy. Follow: @AFpost 920 18.9K 215K 3.4M
burner account: not rell @relly... 3h ... I bought like 10 turtlenecks so I wouldn't have to think about what to wear to work every day. During a meeting, someone just asked do you have any updates Steve Jobs? I'm going to HR 92 1,373 6,487 del 135K
Dustin J @405pokefan 1d Security should of tackled this thug Cole Adams @coleadamss. 1d Reason 1,508,025 why college basketball absolutely rocks WIL TOL:2 127 can cc NEW RIVER GARDNER-WEBB RADFORD 1:06 7-10 (2-2) 71 74 12-6 (2-1) 30 2nd FOULS BONUS FOULE 7 93 4.3K 83K 3.2M
@merakixr 1d rosy why are men so deeply attached to air fryers i genuinely cannot understand autist @litteralyme0 . 2d when I offer them my wife and kids but they go for the air fryer 3.1K 7.2K 222K 9.8M
Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak- 11h Just made up a movie called The Edible that came out in 2016 and Seth Rogen is soyfacing on the cover 13 88 2.7K 54K
Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson - 3 3h Just saw an earnest you sir win the internet today in 2025 109 115 6.5K 83K
Paul Tassi @PaulTassi 1d You renamed your entire company because you thought your VR Metaverse was gonna be a generation-defining thing 9to5Mac @9to5mac.2d Mark Zuckerberg slams Apple in Joe Rogan interview: 'They haven't invented anything great in a while' 9to5mac.com/2025/01/10/mar... b... 252 5,803 2.2M 112K
Evie @EFCevie e 22h gay sex isn't even as gay as this Darren Grimes GBN @darrengrimes_. 1d Daddy's coming home. 398 221K 10K 4.1M
9mmSMG @9mm_smg.16h  Husband: Chipotle manager Wife: Panda Express manager Budget: 4.5 million 69 533 10K 143K
Gnonzilla @gnonzilla 12h 30 a Vivek Ramaswamy @VivekGRamaswammy 1 17h Dawn of a new Golden Age. Starts on Monday. 36 521 9.1K 222K
Cy @Cybrid101 1d ... CY Nintendo announcing the Switch 2: THE THE KRUSTY KRUSTY KRAB KRAB N GRAND OPENiNG 72 2.6K 25K 790K
same handle on the other app @vodkasnowflake 18h ... Ed Zitron Follow @edzitron groimes moi rockit blew ip 1:33PM 4/20/23. 32K Views BNO BNO News @BNONews 19h NEWS BREAKING: Debris seen over the Caribbean after SpaceX's Starship falls apart during test flight 0:14 3 275 3.8K 97K
@ratlimit @ratlimit. 2d ... family was talking about these. my pregnant cousin was like i'd never park there. we were like oh? and she was like people watch those. and we were like ?? and she was like you know. to find whose baby to steal. i love whats happening to minds RESERVED FOR HIS EXPECTANT URGENT CARE MOMS Kroger 1.4K 54K 1M 15
ronan @ronannightlive 18h it's crazy to dunk on trans people and then wear THAT SNL Saturday Night Live - SNL NBC @nbcsnl 19h Dave Chappelle hosts the show THIS SATURDAY with musical guest @GloTheofficial!!! JAP 0:55 82 1.1K 41K 950K
rachel @ANDAMOVLE. 1d he'll do anything but be jeff winger again huh DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm 1d Joel McHale has been cast in 'SCREAM 7' as Sidney's husband. (Source: Deadline) Gulf 215K 20 484 8.5K
Antoine Hardy @Slangdini 1d I think there's another word for that... Rod @rodimusprime . 1d Oh. THE REAL MIKE MEDIA Nick Cannon Does Not Allow His Women To Date Other Men While In Polyamorous Relationship With Him Jessica White says she was in an eight year poly relationship with Nick Cannon and while he was allowed to date other women, she wasn' 't allowed to date anyone else. 846 6.5K 5.6M 152K
Inoa @hasnainoaa . 19h ... wallahi billahi I'd never be this bored umm hurayrah @babyyloves2.2 22h if you are bored write to your future husband love letters 68 4.1K 27K 736K
jas @jastheterrible . 1 1d ... Got on the elevator with these ladies and said can this thing take us to Friday and the 3 day weekend? DI DURA 4ND Th and THE MORNING IS N ow 109 4.4K 93K del 2.6M
Jules. @schumisnoopy 2d : i have never seen anyone use these 2 gifs the road & sky 2d i see these motherfuckers more than i see my own parents x Search for GIFs Agree Applause 634 7.6K 197K del 4.5M
@massivecanine 1d Big Dog Are you fucking joking OSINTdefender @sentdefender. 1d The Inaugural Portrait of the 50th Vice-President of the United States, JD Vance. 103 4.7K 110K 2.1M
Sofia Coppium @indianloonie 1d The look white people give when you insult Nardwuar 608 5.1K 151K 3.4M
The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews 3d ... Broadway Fun! Local Actor Ignores Theme of Own Show Beat CARRIE UNDERWOOD The Sound of Music LIVE! @PopBase 4d Pop Base Carrie Underwood will perform at Trump's inauguration, Fox News reports. She will perform 'America the Beauti... 33 1.3K 17K 566K
rob @ok_but_still. 4d ... GTA 4 character Follow ... simoncowell Original audio 53 415 14K 387K
big content guy @bigcontentguy . 3 3d X .. being famous isn't an excuse for giving your children shitty names @RapSheet. 3d lan Rapoport Best use of a bye week: Patrick and Brittany Mahomes have welcomed their third child-Golden Raye. Golden Raye 148K 2,349 5,384 Liked by mrsmcafeeshow and others 693 26K 133 2.2M
Lord Genmu @lordgenmu 2d Indeed Job Search We help people get jobs. LAY Z @layzdubz.3d so if TikTok does get banned, are we going to reels or what's the new app we're going to lol 9 73 946 42K
jordí @theonlyjordan_ 2d I hope I'm never as broke as Robert deniro DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 3d First trailer for Barry Levinson's 'THE ALTO KNIGHTS' starring Robert De Niro and Robert De Niro as competing Italian-American mob bosses. In theaters on March 21. 1.1K 9 35 40K
mike faist funko pop @alliewatchestv 2d ... this is what glen powell looks like to me 273 6.3K 133K 2.8M
kaela sharma-baek @kaekaecurtis 5d mind u he's a paleontologist so what's all this for bia @beebeakbee. 1/10/25 . i mean why are we shocked WEEK 1 12 290 1.8K 60K 2.2M
gojira @thegoj1ra. 5d ... let it go bro 20teen o ic: @sh 741 16K 217K del 3.1M
Brock @brockomole 5d ... Doordashing breakfast is so big and greedy like did you even try to have a good day GIF ALT 284 5.6K 123K del 2.7M
@sphaeroscar 5d ... this is genuinely how it feels when your sports team is doing embarrassingly bad nymphoutofwater P 681 Follow fuuuuck that is my circus. are those...? уер... those are my monkeys..... goddammit. 154 15K 234K 4.5M
5d @tonyhawktruther - ت Cof fee Lovers and Fans ... It's called ambient music because I am bein bored to death when I listen to it! 8 88 1.4K 32K
sh4n @preset_2m3-1d ... I am so Anti Boyfriend. Do not ask me for relationship advice. Break up with him he's not good for you he's weighing you down and all your glory 297 48.4K 216K 6.8M

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