27 Funny Stories People Have Been Dying to Tell
Gather ‘round! A bunch of Redditors have hilarious stories they’ve been dying to tell but no one to share them with — until now.
One such Redditor remembered the time he was at the mall and really had to pee, but had his four-year-old daughter with him, too. With a bladder ready to burst and not many options at his disposal, he had no choice but to bring her into the men’s room. Mid-stream, his daughter asked, “Is that your pee-pee?”
At this point, he was just trying to finish up and get out of the bathroom without catching suspicious glares from any of the dozen or so men in there with them. So he calmly fielded the question by saying, “Yes, honey, that’s my pee-pee.” Her curiosity quickly took a turn for disgust, as she recoiled and said, “Well it sure is UGLY.”
Thank God everyone was already in the bathroom, because they all started pissing themselves laughing.
Other Redditors have been itching to share as well — a digital sharing circle that includes stories about a temporarily gay couple, a Toby Keith impersonator and a very young submarine pilot.
