38 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 8, 2025

‘Your secret is safe with me cuz I lowkey zoned out’
38 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Robin Williams may be remembered as a beloved comedian, an Oscar-winning actor and a defining figure of most ‘90s kids' childhoods, but to fellow funny man Damon Wayans, the actor has a different legacy: that of “a notorious thief.” During a recent appearance on the Club Shay Shay podcast, the In Living Color star opened up about Williams’ reputation in the comedy scene, revealing that the late actor’s stand-up sets were as funny as they were occasionally borrowed from other comics.

Robin was all stream of consciousness, and he would steal material,” Wayans explained, detailing how Williams’ manager would “walk around with a checkbook” offering ripped-off comics $75 payments for their troubles. This bribery apparently only got them so far. “Comedians would go, ‘I’m not going on ‘cause Robin’s here,’” Wayans continued. 

The ongoing tensions between the U.S. and Canada have also caused a rift in the world of stand-up comedy, leaving Jay Leno to consider bailing on his North-of-the-border tour dates. “I’m embarrassed when I go (to Canada now),” Leno explained on the brioux.tv podcast, citing President Donald Trump’s “rude and disrespectful” attitude toward our northern neighbors. “I try to be the nice American. I try to be as polite as I can. And when I meet Canadian people here, I always say, ‘Hey, I apologize.’”

Thankfully, these hilarious tweets require no apology. Today’s funniest include those about whale weddings, platonic dry humping and the origins of “damn, that’s crazy.”

alex @barelyyalex 12h G ... Concerning news Today Damn your tits are big 6:16PM You accepted the request WHAT thank you for letting me know Looking into it 6:20 P .Sent 77 355 25K 646K
Nerbit @Nerbit_13098 . 1 18h ... It can't be said enough, but whoever runs the Kitchen Nightmares channel isn't getting paid enough Imao KITCHEN NIGHTMARES 1:22:25 KITCHEN gordon ramsay in ghibli art style but i NIGHTMARES drew it myself | Full Episodes | Kitche... Kitchen Nightmares 4.6K views 1 hour ago 268 25K 393K 3.5M
mor @moristiko . 22h ... just got out the dispensary now i'm going to by eggs from my neighbor i'm buying weed at the store and eggs on the street wtf goin on 32 3.4K 86K del 1.2M
broiled @broiledcrawfish . 18h G ... what if they left her there POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave 18h Katy Perry is going into space one week from today. MOONWOMAN 17 185 6.4K del 141K
Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire 22h david lynch is my mr beast 4 116 1K del 24K
debo @killmefam. 19h Moke @RobertKennedyJr G ... airlife LESS MORE ARTIFICIAL no GRONTA 50% 50% BORNONES' SUGAR PROTEIN than regular colle REFRESCO 10% more %DV nut Coca-Cola VL.regular CONT NET ورد WHOLE ultra-filtered milk FREE LACTOSE CONTAINS 52 FL OZ ESSENTIAL (1.5L) NUTRIENTS 92 704 19K 549K
Favour @funtasticluva 19h ... i get some money now all the sudden i'm craving a burger 2.2K 420K ال 46 31K
chaotic memes @memechaotic - 14h 0 ... one billion dollars and one trillion dollars faith @faiththegemini-1 1d You can only add 2 things to this plate of simple rice... Name them 5 93 3.5K 101K
Fat Rat @FatRatCowboy 19h 0 ... Boss makes a dollar I make a dime. That's why I smoke chicken on company time BOSS WE LEXINGTON 7 240 9K del 250K
nini @ninitoogoated . 19h ... lesbian grindr called fingr 83 3.7K 41K 462K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans. 8h G ... Damn this is crazy Damn Crazy 49 510 4.7K del 245K
Women Posting W's G @womenpostingws.1 19h ... jacquelyn Follow @grumpy_seoul cousin i only speak to once a year told me you're SOOOO easy to shop for and then gave me a label maker..... and unfortunately..... she's so right i love this label maker 04:33 . 26.12.24 2,3M Views 5 486 20K del 122K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana.22h G ... THE DE CER a tural NEW LOW iss Copyr PRICE ND TUS WHITE T PIÑA ICED 0 COLADA ARTIFICIO ARTIFICIALELL Ah hell nah i'm not drinking that raï Cof Coffee Nestle m mate SS WHITE TI HBO HBO WHITE THE ORIGINAL LOTUS OND a ER ED 28FL-OZ for 30 (175 RT) 828 ml CA-BRIST California 32 FL OZ 10 5, (1QT/946mL) CFMT DAIRY 0005000013283 10 1006311 08/20/24 16. 28 FO : CFMT PINA COLADA CREAMER L 77 2.1K 56K 1
Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire - 16h G ... hi! im molly percocet 47 423 12K 183K
@SkiesAudios 19h a little dryhumping never ruined a friendship 18 1K 5K 110K ارار
chaotic memes @memechaotic.3h G ... r/AskReddit ? u/RankWeis 12h You can upgrade one organ in your body. What's it do now? Discussion 672 861 Share BEST COMMENTS lamglennn S 11h well since i was born deaf, you could imagine that it's an easy answer for me. i would love to have a bigger dick Reply 3.6k 8 99 3.2K del 110K
Invis @invis4yo . 14h G ... Your secret is safe with me CUZ I lowkey zoned out 23 2.7K 17K 318K
jynx @jynxbby 15h ... i lied, im jealous and i hope any woman who you've ever interacted with explodes 15 1.4K 6.4K del 136K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 14h g ... Me when I joke about my lore but that shit really happened to me 2 1.5K 71K del 96K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans 20h G ... Lil Trumps almost ripe 36 78 1.8K 122K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans. 14h G ... This chart makes so much sense Sky Sunny side of pyramid Shady side of pyramid 27 858 7.4K del 716K
@Whotfismick . 20h G ... FALM when I text interesting this how i be looking 47 5.6K 31K del 587K
Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans. 14h G ... This is so true Time Before 2020 Time After 2020 61 321 6.4K 123K
snail slut the slut who's a snail @mathematicsslut.19h ... watching a friend do wordle over discord and he types in apple for the first word 192 696 39K del 547K
Punch Cat @PunchingCat . 15h G ... Normalize not having energy I'm very tired 10 4.2K 17K del 316K
no context memes @weirddalle.20h G ... after losing my mind for 6 hours decided it's actually not that big of a deal 41 8.2K 43K del 840K
Nicole McLaughlin @nicolemclovin Apr 7 G ... I don't got time for this shit 37 1K 9.7K 327K ارار
i am @broken . 16h 0 ... How it feels to not interrupt people 32 1.4K 9.8K del 214K
@deershouldnt . 19h s ... Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be Forklift Memeposting ... 11 minutes ago I've been driving a forklift for 20 years I know no passengers but I couldn't help myself Imao 6 818 22K del 190K
Invis @invis4yo . 13h G ... imagine hating on me and im in my room doing this 13 1.6K 7.7K 183K
kit t home @kitskoonk.2 21h ... Hawk Tuah hasn't said anything about the tariff situation. Troy Osinoff @yo Ad Hawk Tuah hasn't said anything about the tariff situation. Is there anyone at the wheel? 5 14 164 del 17.7K 55 2.8K 39K del 591K
Brad Neely @bradneely 22h ... Wait, Wes Anderson and Paul Thomas Anderson aren't brothers using film to compete for their parents' love? 26 98 1.6K del 45K
Invis G ... @invis4yo 19h Me to my partner in public Big dog. name cannot be blank @moh_mi . Feb 20 calling your partner my love in public >>> 29 1.9K 14K 730K
the heart @Fredward3948576.2 20h ... I should buy a sandwich and then.. who knows, we'll cross that bridge when we get there 16 2.3K 15K 305K
@twaniimals.1 15h G ... 5 374 3K del 87K
Lance @BornAKang.22h G ... Не got that shit on Dr. Adam Dovico @adamdovico . Mar 14, 2023 My son rocked it today. 74 4.2K 75K 1.2M
keysmashbandit @keysmas... 1d ... The recession has hit the Sims 4 community single mom 44:47 building a cozy low income home for a single mom in The Sims 4 Lucca 639 views 18 hours ago 34 3,936 66.6K 692K
Orwell & Goode @OrwellNGoode 17h G ... I shaved my eyebrows It looks horrible del 67K 7 105 4.1K

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