25 Times Sleeping Naked Went Wrong

‘Silly Putty in the crotch’
25 Times Sleeping Naked Went Wrong

Sleeping naked rarely goes right, but sometimes it can go very, very wrong.

One Redditor learned this lesson during a sleepover at his friend’s house. Their little dog, Noodle, went outside to pee in the middle of the night and got snatched by a coyote. When his friend’s mom ran into the house screaming “A WOLF GOT NOODLE!!” their dad woke up, grabbed his Glock and ran out of the house butt naked. Fifteen minutes later, Noodle and dad returned home. Though Noodle was saved, the Redditor noted that running through the neighborhood naked is a loss no matter the outcome.

Other Redditors have shared the regrettable times they went to bed unclothed, and there’s a story here about a spider that will haunt you for life.

PizzamanFUCK 4y ago I had a bunch of friends over for a party and one of them was staying over for the first time, we've known eachother for 4 years and I never knew he slept naked. Needless to say I found it kind of funny and the next morning he found an entire album of nudes of himself on his phone. PS: I never sent those to anyone else if anyone's wondering. 9 ...
Honest-Guy83 4y ago I used to sleep naked a lot but when I started having siezures in my early/mid 30s and I had one at night when I was sleeping.. well next thing I know my girlfriend at the time and a male and a female EMT was all huddled around me with me in the buff taking me away to the hospital. Only got a gown once I got to the hospital and only got real clothes once I got back home. Needless to say a lot of people saw me naked that day and I now sleep with
gimmi_food 4y ago my sister was having a playdate with some of her friends when i was asleep (it was 11 idk how there were still awake) and im a deep sleeper, it would take a good hard thump in my room for me to wake me up, so anyways my sister and her crew snuck into my room and they wanted to wake me up vie the most annoying way possible, so the decided to scream all at once, i woke up, jumped out of my bed and they started screaming for a different reason, anyways they were scared
Razoreddie12 4y ago Not so much backfired but kinda funny/bad visual. I live in the woods and my next door neighbors were dealing drugs. One night about 3am I heard gunshots right off my lawn in the woods on my property. I have 2 kids. Without even thinking I bolt up, grab my AR15 and go to check the house and my backyard. So here I am on my back deck with my AR and nothing else on. Never found anyone. Never heard gunshots again either. 11 ...
evilmeow 4y ago Edited 4y ago One time I got up to get a glass of water in the middle of the night. I then fainted, the glass broke, and I fell on the shards. I woke up in a pool of blood right after. An extra layer could've probably helped with getting less cuts. + 133 ...
bechub1214 4y ago Both me and husband used to sleep naked. There was an earthquake in the very early morning, so we each grabbed our 2 kids and ran outside... just in time for the newspaper man to see us. 34 ...
FreckledHomewrecker 4y ago Once when my husband and I were making breakfast with a terrible hangover my dog stole the sausages and ran out of the house. My husband ran out of the house and into a strong breeze wearing just the untied gown he'd thrown on when he woke. Не was waving the knife he'd been using to chop tomatoes. Our neighbours were having some kind of smokers convention on their driveway and saw everything; dog, knife, sausages, bollox. 21 ...
crescentcactus 4y ago I lived in an apartment where maintenance would just come in, all the fucking time. I worked nights then so I'd always be in bed asleep when they'd just straight up enter my room so I'd just lay there awkwardly under the covers until they left. I'm in a new apartment now and maintenance is almost annoyingly non-existent, but admittedly I kinda like it. 13 ...
Throwaway7219017 4y ago I have slept naked most of my entire life, until a few years ago. I was awoken around midnight by my crying and shaking 17 year old son. Не was super stressed about school and hit the breaking point one night when he couldn't sleep from worrying about it. I got up immediately and hugged him to comfort him. Went we to his room and sat on his bed and he cried on my shoulder. Realizing I was naked, and this might take awhile (and be a bit weird for him), I threw on some underwear and
Ded-W8 4y ago Spider in my butthole + 161 ...
kjSPARKY 4y ago About 5 years ago. Camping with some friends for senior week. I don't normally sleep naked but it was very hot. I slept naked, my gf slept with minimal clothes. First night my guy friend tried to scare me at like 1 or 2 in the morning, was met with my birthday suit. Не still teases me about it.
ND-98 4y ago When we were robbed at gunpoint. It is awkward enough having a gun to your head, and being naked didn't help + 170 ...
BreakfastCheesecake 4y ago I've always slept naked but the heater in my room was broken and it was getting too cold even with layers of blanket. I woke up that morning and knew I had the house to myself at least till late afternoon so I continued snoozing in my sister's room with the heater on. Next thing I knew, I heard voices coming up the stairs. It was my sister and her friends. I guess they decided to ditch school and thought I wasn't home. I had no other choice but to roll over and hide under the bed.
 4y ago A few years ago, I was working a night shift and had just returned home at 7 am. I was so tired that I didn't close the front door properly. After I activated the house alarm, I went to my room and undressed myself and went to bed. I wake up to the alarm blaring and I look around my room as I hear yelling. I see there are two female cops in the house with their guns out and one of them was pointing it at me. I'm half asleep and not really understanding what was
Arse_13 4y ago . Edited 4y ago when I was about 13 or 14, I used to sleep naked, until I started to sleep-walk a lot. Never slept naked ever again EDIT: Sorry for what you had to see mom. 1.4K ...
 4y ago I was at a hotel and the fire alarm went off. I had to VERY quickly find clothes/get dressed. It was a legit small fire too! + 1.6K ...
Piemelsap 4y ago When in uni my room was right in front of the university. So when looking out my windows you would look straight into classrooms. So one day the inevitable happened. I had forgotten to close the curtains at night. You couldnt see me while i was in bed due to the head of the bed obstructing the window. However getting out of the bed would expose my entire naked body to the world. So any bored student whose sight was wandering off outside the classroom window could get a nice viewing of my naked body. The way
fancyredditman 4y ago I was at a house fire once during the night and the homeowner slept naked. When we arrived he was running around his front yard naked with a garden hose. Thankfully he was not injured and we were able to salvage most of his belongings, and the one thing he said is that he learned to now sleep with shorts on. + 645 ...
Lady_DreadStar 4y ago I started somewhere in high school because of night sweats. In college I moved into an on-campus apartment- alone- and the very next morning I woke up to 3 grown mid-50s dudes with their faces in my window. My bed was directly below the window. University Housing gave some BS excuse about my window needing 'maintenance'. Just my window specifically. None of the others in the entire complex. The window wasn't even designed to open. I think they were being pigs- but I was 1000 miles away from anyone who cared about me, and just let it
datacollect_ct 4y ago Edited 4y ago Not me but I was spending the night at my friends house in a suburban neighborhood. In the middle of the night his Mom had let their toy fox terrier out to go pee and it got snatch by a coyote. She screamed and woke us all up A WOLF GOT NOODLE! Within 10 seconds his Dad was sprinting out of the house completely butt ass naked with a Glock in his hand and went running down the street. Came back about 15 minutes later WITH THE DOG and obviously still completely naked.
Peace-out56 4y ago I used to sleep naked. Now I own a cat. Those two overlapped for only a week. + 3.9K ...
scubadillydilly 4y ago Basic training. Getting called out of bed because someone fell asleep on guard duty. My private was standing at attention. + 916 ...
Hrekires 4y ago There was one morning in high school when my dad decided to wake me up for school by ripping the covers off me in bed. That was the last time that happened. + 7.2K ...
AlllSaidWasJehovah 4y ago I locked myself out of my flat whilst sleep walking one. My girlfriend was on holidays so I had to wait until morning, borrow a towel off a neighbour and then walk about a mile up the road to the estate agent to get a spare key. + 3.2K ...
Exhausted_Otter 4y ago It all went wrong when my 3 year old left Silly Putty on my bed. It became one with a blanket, then latched onto some hair. In my crotch. I found out when I tried to get out of bed in the morning. Не always wondered why mom banned silly putty for the rest of his childhood. 8 ...

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