42 Random Bits of Trivia That Zigged When They Should’ve Zagged — Or At Least Zugged!

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42 Random Bits of Trivia That Zigged When They Should’ve Zagged — Or At Least Zugged!

You know those people who can’t seem to do anything right? The poor souls try their darnedest to get ahead, but life just puts them back in their place for some cosmic and/or karmic reason. 

We’ve got roughly 40 friends like that right here. These facts just can’t catch a break — but not for lack of trying. They’re pretty psyched for their chance to get up in that brain of yours, and everyone here is rooting for them!

Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones

Michael Douglas used want to father your children as a pickup line to Catherine Zeta-Jones. GO EN GO BE DS A It put her off though, and he had to resort to a run-of-the-mill bucket of roses to make up for it. CRACKED COM

Dan Aykroyd

Dan Aykroyd has Tourette's and Asperger's and was born with webbed toes and two different colored eyes. CRACKED.COM His strange obsessions with law enforcement and ghosts later led to the idea for Ghostbusters and his unique line of vodka served in a crystal skull container.

Porn Anatomy Textbook

College professors published a porn anatomy textbook. In 1971, three Duke University professors penned The Anatomical Basis of Medical Practice, a textbook that featured, as the authors put it, female models as model females. Costal Posterior märgins and anterior axillary Not too surprising, really, considering that med schools at the time were bro-y sausage fests. Inguinal ligament Fig. III-56. Adult female, surface anatomy of the ab- domen. GRAGKED.COM

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The Size of a Human Egg Cell

This is not a view of the rings of Saturn & one of its moons from the surface of the planet. It's a human egg cell seen next to a human hair. CRACKED.COM

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Stock Market Crash

Nothing bad will happen to the stock market. IRVING FISHER CRACKED.COM 3 days before the stock market crash, an American economist declared that stocks had reached a permanently high plateau.

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Jaws

George Lucas was mauled by a (robotic) shark. JAWS 7 2S0W GRACKEDCOM Spielberg managed to create an even more dangerous shark than God Himself could. 4 of them, to be exact. When he was showing off his creations to some pals, George Lucas stuck his head inside of one, Spielberg

David Attenborough

The solution to a 19th-century mystery was found in Sir David Attenborough's back garden. In 1879, Julia Martha Thomas was murdered by her maid.

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Jane Austin

95 People keep leaving their loved ones' ashes at the Jane Austin House. While it's legal to scatter ashes in public places in the UK, you need to hav

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42 Random Bits of Trivia That Zigged When They Should’ve Zagged — Or At Least Zugged!

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