26 Accomplishments People Are Proud of But Can’t Admit to in Real Life
Not all accomplishments are meant for the Guinness World Book of Records; some are forced to exist only within our hearts, minds and Reddit threads.
One Redditor boasted about his very impressive streak of peeing on national historic landmarks. We’re talking pissers on major monuments — none of those rinky-dink ones that you have to Google. He hit the Gateway Arch, the Empire State Building, a pair of Capitol Buildings and then there’s his crowning whiz: the White House lawn. As impressive as it is that he managed to leave his mark on all of these monuments, there’s no way he could disclose his feat to the people in his life. At best, they’ll think he’s gross; at worst, he’d be confessing to a misdemeanor.
Nevertheless, his golden accomplishment is worth celebrating — as are these other achievements shared by Redditors, which include some very solid Facebook detective work, parking-ticket forgery and a whole lot of vigilante justice.
