29 Funny Tweets People Will Never Forget

He’ll never live that one down
29 Funny Tweets People Will Never Forget

Since its launch nearly two decades ago, Twitter has consistently proven that it’s possible to pack one hell of a cultural punch in 240 characters or less. The app has sparked several political arguments, ignited trade wars and catalyzed a Greta Thunberg burn so scalding it was heard ‘round the world. But some of the most influential tweets aren’t even globally consequential — they’re just really funny.

As such, when @techhsiren asked, “Is there a specific post that you still think about?” plenty of people shared the tweets that have become ingrained in their psyche, the funniest of which include hatred for The Muppets’ “Pig Girl,” murderous, literate bears and “No Context Veep” seemingly predicting Liam Payne’s death.

Mike Hinds @Mike_Hinds_.. Mar 18 ... and Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message 5 81 1.6K del 47K
The Art Director @TheArtDirector2 Mar 18 S ... Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist. 4 120 2.5K 64K
Crime Soup Podcast @crime_soup - Mar 19 0 ... todd ... asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said not a burned quesadilla bc in the summer of 2019 | overcooked one side of her quesadilla 2:20 PM 3/3/21 Twitter for iPhone 1,115 Retweets 237 Quote Tweets 22.4K Likes 3 34 1.2K du 37K
Pharaoh @Ugochukwu_96 - Mar 19 s ... This tweet 24/06/2022 Anthony Not Joshua ... Welcome to twitter, someone from an unhappy home will respond to you shortly. 924 10K 32K 3 50 788 del 31K
the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing Mar 31 ... the moon in the fucking sky? is never far from my mind Donald Follow @getfiscal me: So, Karl Marx, that's basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed? Karl Marx: Holy shit, you went to the moon? me: Does communism still have a future? Karl Marx: The moon in the fucking sky? 4:44 PM - 10 Apr 2018 192 Retweets 925 Likes 7 192 925 techsiren @techhsiren - Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 79 8.5K 164K del 3.9M
Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin Mar 19 ... jawbroken @jawbroken November 5, 2010 | hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone RETWEETS LIKES 17,856 25,685 4:19 AM - 7 Nov 2010 techsiren @techhsiren - Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 23 1.1K 19K del 752K
bernasty s @yungbernasty - Mar 24 ... chris @icedoutomnitrix- 3h titans gotta be like top 10 most terrifying fictional creatures 25 53 1,326 hubert plant emoji @postedinthe... . 1h ... you know whats even scarier 3 276 chris @icedoutomnitrix-1 1h what 2 178 hubert plant emoji @postedinthe... .1h ... falling in love 21 87 1,125 techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 20 2.4K 32K del 704K
kourtney (in hell) @kourtneyinhell. Mar 29 s ... My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4- year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went what? No bless yous for Giacomo? 8:00 PM 2022-03-13 Twitter Web App techsiren @techhsiren - Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 15 1.2K 20K 436K
s ... gaychel @coochieflop Mar 24 shaka @ScaredAsian im probably nonbinary but i have a job so idrc about that rn 05:29 02/08/2022 Twitter for iPhone techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 27 745 del 18K
Emily Cooper @emmcooper42. Mar 30 s ... bryce harper's boyfriend ... @harpmuto this is delicious this was handcrafted by god. have never had the pleasure of eating something so incredibly delicious until right now in this moment. holy fuck. oh my god. this is delicious techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 10 248 3.6K del 202K
Tria @ACRONYMPHS Mar 23 s ... juno @doomgen_ The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the seeds. techsiren @techhsiren . Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 26 195 3.4K
s Dildo Baggins @EmmaTolkin . Mar 19 ... DEPARTMENT FEDERAL OF BUREAU OF JUSTICE HOLLYOLLEVANI FBI @jaboukie Just because we killed MLK doesn't mean we can't miss him. 3:21 PM 2020-01-20 Twitter for iPhone 864 Retweets 3,399 Likes techsiren @techhsiren . I Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 13 632 10K del 203K
zZZ Boze the Library Owl @SketchesbyBoze . I Mar 18 ... Chris @chrismlizama Millennials who grew up in the pre-smartphone era are like Tolkein's elves who were the last to see the light of the Two Trees 7:49 AM Jan 4, 2024 . 4.8M Views techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 77 3.9K 26K del 947K
soapy hadid @soapyhadid Mar 21 ... Sandra Bullock @TheSandra... 1/23 I got so scared filming Gravity 63 1.8K 24K del 1.4M techsiren @techhsiren - Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 4 169 4.1K del 142K
bri @badtweetbri Mar 29 s ... this screenshot i took on the day liam payne died no context veep @nocontextvp HE'S-- RESIDENT OF THE UNITED HE'S DEAD NOW. НЕ DIED. 5:54 PM 10/16/24 94 Views 5 23 1 This post has been deleted. techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 4 192 7.5K 197K
hunter @hunter_hhhh . 1 Mar 24 s ... oh ok mine seems to be different than the rest of your guy's To fargone Following @pr0spector88 guy in next stall: bluh huhuh *cough* *spit* my ass: my phone: in half a mile. turn right, 4:19 PM - 31 Oct 2018 835 Retweets 3,992 Likes 16 835 4.0K techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 23 2.3K 42K del 1.1M
eve @farrckh . Mar 24 s ... hannah ... @styxandstones_ every early beatles song is called something along the lines of I Love My Girlfriend (She Loves Me Too) and then you get to their later stuff and half the album is songs with names like The Ballad of Mister Potato Man techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 15 883 7.9K 182K
lau s ... archie hate account @lauoxo_ . Mar 25 AlertesInfos Follow A @AlertesInfos ALERTE - JEAN-MARIE LE PEN EST MORT. (AFP) Translate post 12:58. 07/01/2025.23M Views techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 76 2.1K 25K 952K
Doctor Ava, Licensed Russiatrics M.D. F.... @63grussel... Mar 25 s ... why did he delete this Post XI ... George Russell @GeorgeRussell63 PETRONAS The academy's snub of Chappell Roan is frankly unacceptable. Lost all respect. 6:10 PM 2 2/2/25 This post has been deleted. techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 5 60 1.2K 28K
Scott @SunitaGoya73975 Mar 16 s ... Parody account FOX 5 DC 5 @fox5dc A parrot that was trained by drug dealers to alert them of police presence and is refusing to speak after being detained. Why So Accurate? @whysoaccurateig No shit, it's a bird not a rat 4 114 3.2K del 116K
Mettmann @Hackepetermann - I Mar 16 G ... Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo Vomiting is the last true zen state a modern westerner experiences, a moment of complete worldly abandon and total thoughtless focus. Shitting is supposed to be that too but phones have ruined it. Nobody's on their phone while they're puking & if they are then God has truly lost. 18 127 2.6K 108K
The Nomadic Homestead @projectTNH . N Mar 18 ... Will Sennett Follow @Senn_Spud People In their 20s dont want to work. well thats because Im supposed to be fighting a war right now. My biological clock is going insane. I should be in a field somewhere in Europe killing a German teenager with a rock. So sorry if Im not pumped about getting good at excel 8 90 1.9K del 78K
Adam Singer @AdamSinger . Mar 17 ... Martha Stewart ... @MarthaStewart Oil 11:04 AM Apr 22, 2013 995 44K 50K 1K 5 10 441 48K
Ray @LFCRayy Mar 19 s ... Parody account Gems Of Replies @GemsOfReplies Follow Martha @marthalifegal 30 Mar Alcohol will not take you anywhere!!! Author 268 192 1,036 @qoolest_guy Replying to @marthalifegal Nobody drinks it as a mode of transport 15:52 . 31 Mar 22 Twitter for Android 11:06 AM Apr 22, 2022 i 6.3K boredpanda.com 2 22 421 del 24K
Malarky @total_malarkey . Mar 18 s ... This one Zephyr On Call @zephyr_on_call how is it 2023 and nobody's come up with a satisfying explanation as to why cell phones never show up in our dreams if we're using them for 12 hours a day? 1:51 AM 5/14/23 from Earth 2.2M Views 1,360 Retweets 821 Quotes 9 44 369 23K
R @R3431750586027 . Mar 23 s ... Karli Marulli ... @VeryFineHat I was the chef for the Stanford prison experiment and everyone loved my au gratin potatoes, regardless of their place in the power structure 15 130 del 3.4K
kiks 315 10 @_iamkiks . Mar 28 s ... Sydney Colson @SydJColson Umm yes they are 86 Tom G @tgosswein25-7/18/24 Not everyone is gay in the W! 11:46AM 7 7/18/24- 2.2M Views 203 1.1K 13K 521 techsiren @techhsiren Mar 15 is there a specific post that you still think about 146 2.7K 63K
Mia Sabine Lund @MiaSabine Mar 17 s ... This one just really spoke to me. Char @charanderson98 Innit weird how when ye hate someone everythin they post pisses u off like they tweet i love soup n ur like aye a bet ye fuckin do 10:58 am 08 Apr 17 13.3K Retweets 18.3K Likes 5 42 849 del 41K
Sebastian G ... @sbstnprada @bronceleciaga you dont need to be smarter you need to be more energetic and bolder. be unhinged, terrorize normies. they will fold first and you will get what you want. a bold dumbass beats a shy genius 2:05 AM Mar 16, 2025 . 816K Views 51 749 10K 2.3K

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