55 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 31, 2025

Why did she choose that restaurant?
55 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of March 31, 2025

Though an Irish Goodbye is often reserved for bloated wedding ceremonies, awkward work happy hours and very drunk nights out, country artist and SNL musical guest Morgan Wallen decided to bring the classic exit to 30 Rock last week. Wallen’s abrupt goodbye was punctuated by a seemingly snarky — and now memed-to-death — Instagram post.

“Get me to God’s country,” he captioned a photo of his private jet arriving back in Nashville shortly after the televised incident. The series of snubs baffled fans as well as longtime SNL cast member Kenan Thompson, who parsed the controversial post in a sitdown with Entertainment Weekly. “The ‘God’s country’ of it all is strange because it’s like, what are you trying to say? You trying to say that we are not in God’s country?” Thompson said of Wallen’s post, dubbing it as “not necessarily my favorite.”

Meanwhile, on Thursday night, Bill Burr decided to let his wardrobe do the talking during his guest spot on Late Night with Seth Meyers, sporting a pale pink sweater in an attempt to “give the trolls something to talk about.” “There’s going to be a bunch of, *meathead voice* ‘He’s wearing pink now on this liberal show, what is this some woke shit?’” Burr said of his outfit choice

Regardless of your thoughts on a pastel-clad Burr, there is one thing we can all agree on: This week had a whole lot of hilarious tweets. The funniest included a knuckle tattoo for dog lovers, House boxers and one very hung jury.

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SharpeShark @SharpeShark-21h Are you doing your part? Here's 4 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help fight tariffs April 2, 2025 By Left 1984 69420 K KINEMASTER Tak 200 3.5K 60K del 2.2M
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Andrew @Dub_A.16h ... NO!!!!!! 812 Weiner Cutoff Rd Weiner Cutoff Rd 9 469 10K 175K
Lina @LinaHasAGun . 1d Listening to the new Skrillex album 16 1.1K 7.8K del 171K
@ziri7 @wthahtziri 1 1d i've seen this fuckass picture more the last 24 hours than i have my dad the past month 10 211 2.3K 25K
Chase Passive Income @chasedow... 1d ... LeBron James will never know the feeling of walking into this place at 7:45am for an 8am staff meeting. I feel bad for him. 107 1.2K 39K 1.6M
wildcatBrodie @wildcatBrodie 23h ... Calling her big dawg cause even though she's a foot shorter, I want her to know I still look up to her. It's called modern romance 42 4.2K 47K del 1M
meat sweats mcgee @jates513.1d ... have you tried tilting your head 45 degrees like a dog @sonohoor .2d i i wish i could say ???????????????? in real life. it would be very useful 156 12K 118K del 1.7M
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Bam @LG0_Hendrixxx-23h .... She recommended a restaurant where she apparently had beef with 3 of the bartenders and they jumped her like 10 mins after we sat down Menace 2 Society @kingtrelll 1d the worst date you've ever been on? 677 10.4K 163K del 6.1M
@IssaLiyah_. 18h s ... елуан What I expect my summer to be like with the homies 68 7.9K 39K the 748K
s Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian - 15h ... no, we knew Culture Crave @CultureCrave - 17h Christopher Walken says Bugs Bunny is one of his favorite actors Не told Ben Stiller that A lot of times I've played roles as if I was Bugs Bunny... but nobody knew 13 572 20K 486K
Invis s ... @invis4yo. 16h Me when I fix something in my house by myself 54 2.2K 12K 492K
trash jones @jzux . Mar 31 ... microdosing torture by only having crushes on people who do not live in my city 32 1.3K 10K 279K
shirts that go hard SHiRTS s ... THAT GO @shirtsthtgohard A pp11 HARD OSAMA SPIN LADEN لادن بن أسامة 14 280 4.5K 289K
Big Rach @googleymoogley Mar 31 s ... not me, im poor and my car is old!!!! suckers Imao Chris Wade @saywhatagain Mar 30 This is what they took from you 17 954 20K 323K
sol @fragilsol Apr 1 ... When life beating your ass just arch 14 1.2K 7.1K del 156K
BC s ... @quesadaaa_ 4h when everybody sees you walk in and they say oh thank god you're here Araaa @shawntifying.4 4h It's nothing worse than accidentally becoming a important person at your job. 16 407 1K the 71K
s ... Хау @hoodopulence Apr 1 Crabmeat from Subway? EMMA @emma_n_ken. Mar 29 I'm still mad Subway got rid of the crabmeat sandwich 126 4.3K 51K del 2.2M
trash jones @jzux Apr 1 ... i'm actually crashing back IN 12 1.3K 5.5K del 139K
solé @layxsnv Mar 31 O ... I'll chase a car down the street so mfn fast YOU FORGOT YO BBQ SAUCE МААМ! NLY. WE'RE HIRING Starting at /hour Text WEN12 to 25000 1K 6.4K 144K del 5.1M
Neil Renic @NC_Renic 22h ... babe, are you ok, you've barely touched your 112 google tabs 20 787 6.8K del 176K
pete @peteyburn 17h G... Your honor, this jury is hung? 3 240 5.4K 164K
Liz Charboneau @lizchar 18h G ... the radical left monsters OLORID 113 SESAME TREE SEI SESAME SQUARE SESAMSTRAAT PLAZA SÉSAMO حكايات سمسم 123 123 DE 123 ULICA SEZAM 12 SEZAMOVÁ ULICE RUA SÉSAMO AIR STRADA SESAM KILIMANI SESAME IFTAH YA SIMSIM GI 123 123 123 123 NET nei RH fit SZEZÁM UTCA 123 123 SESAMSTRASSE 5. RUE SÉSAME عالم سم SESAMGADE SAME STREET 123 123 123 UST NI SESAME OWY ZAKATEK شارع سمسم SESAME TREE 340 123 RUGA SESAM MOVILHUCE AMO 123 AMSTRAS Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 18h REPUBLICANS MUST DEFUND AND TOTALLY DISASSOCIATE THEMSELVES FROM NPR & PBS, THE
@acapricornbby Mar 31 ... you'll be fighting for your life financially and that's when all your toiletries finish at the same time 376 34K 262K 4.9M
SoCharlie @socalledcharlie Apr 1 G ... Yeah!! TWAO + WE'RE WE HERE FUCK WE'RE SHIT QUEER UP 533 3.6K 71K del 1.2M
Quint It Tarantino @theboudoirmadam : 16h G ... Pastors: I'm wrapping up. I'm wrapping up Also pastors: 5 212 1.1K del 21K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana A Apr1 s ... + me after saying a 145.1K chronically online joke but ... nobody gets the 511 reference so now i just look insane 6.648 81 8K 54K del 1M
named baby doxxer @youwouldntpost. 14h ... grateful for my friends who check in on me Today 6:50 P you've been significantly less horny lately, are you ok? 4 11 247 6.5K
tXomXs @T_om_s 8h ... This is my daughter's idea of an April Fools prank YOUARE Rold By the way 148 3,078 55.9K 896K
greg @freaktisms. 23h showing up in this for the first date 12.6K 41 196K 1,226
Reece T @DefaultReece• 1d : LMFA000000 what LA stand for? KRAZYMAN @rob49up 1d LOS ANGELES, LA 77 1,623 19.6K del 1M
michael @_killing_my_ass-1 15h ... Flags similar DEI 4 White Guys 3/20/25 What do the top 4 happiest countries in the world have in common? Finland 1 Denmark 2 Iceland 3 Sweden 4 22 545 28.8K 393K
the heart @Fredward3948576-6h ... Girl, you're like a bucket of chicken  and a rather large plate of beans 5 186 2,370 del 34K
jet lag the game on my phone 1d ... Thread sraha @LBPluvr THE REASON IVE ALWAYS FELT so OUTCAST IN MY FRIENDGROUP IS BC APPARENTLY THEYRE ALL IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW 9:54 PM -7/10/22 Twitter for Android 22K Retweets 6,876 Quote Tweets 397K Likes Menü I 61 2,451 71.9K del 996K
grass @keepoffgrasss 1d ... one time i ate an entire pack of sliced ham at a party like this and we had to leave when a guy yelled WHO ATE MY НАМ MythoAmerica @My....2d 27 384 13.2K a 278K
The Ginger Swindler (super... 21h ... INNOVATION THAT EXCITES Luke Arcaini @ArcainiL... 22h Remember the beer bats from last year? They' re back. Now, they have a stand so you don't have to hold it the whole game. e MLB SERIES LONDON nk WORLD TOUR 5 Bank 52 4,195 85.8K 3.2M
Roy @CaeDios 1d hi im the person in this screenshot and I'd love to break the news that i did get hired a while ago le HOURLY shitpost 2d Roy @CaeDios OMFG I JUST REALIZED IVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS WITH THIS AS MY GMAIL ICON 164 5,076 130K 1.2M
Rob Wiblin @robertwiblin 13h ... Seen on Slack. Perhaps Trump meant liberation in a Buddhist sense - Liberation from my material possessions 57 2.8K 40K del 836K
Commander @c0mmandderr Apr 3 s ... I woulda screamed like saw Michael Jackson @Crixxsten Apr 3 Megg looking up from the computer at my local coffee shop and FROG AND TOAD ARE HERE 2 238 16K 177K del 2.9M
@MassStrikeNowa @strike_dr . 16h s ... OTT Bazz Let's start with a 200% tariff on posted podcast wow equipment for straight men 36 8.2K 85K del 807K
gabs @bottIenose. Apr 2 G ... what it feels like to be an em dash connoisseur in 2025 Kareem Carr, Statistics Person @kareem_carr Apr 1 Replying to @kareem_carr Red flag 5: There are *nine* em dashes which probably led a lot of readers to think it was AI. 6 491 5K 118K
Sour @The_Sourkraut 13h s ... Hot dog, get ya hot dog. Hot dog here! HOT DOG! Get ya dog 'ere! Ywuria @ywuria Apr 3 time to draw my ос with this WANWUCHIQINGQU T 83 4.8K 71K 1.6M
Degen CPA @Degen_CPA 11h ... Oh no Coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my boys 16 714 11K del 349K
Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff Apr 3 ... the return of Rebecca Ass Zach Dunn 0 ... @zachbdunn NEW JAMES BOND MOVIE: James if you can't overcome your generational trauma you'll never discover what it means to truly sacrifice OLD JAMES BOND MOVIE: My name is Rebecca Ass 1:32 AM Aug 25, 2022 V Variety @Variety Apr 3 Amazon MGM says its new James Bond movie will be a fresh, exotic new story. Producers Amy Pascal and David Heyman are both in London getting started. variety.com/2025/film/news... 25 1.1K 20K 711K ارار
@ppyowna Apr 3 ... it's fucking weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping 407 16K 242K 3.9M
Jack Stebbins @jackstebbs 21h G ... God forbid a guy catches a vibe in his office INDIAN-AMEGICAN ESEARFAST LUNCH SUCIO CACA the BDNEDU عوى ONE RUNS 96 AN 11 127 3.6K 55K
Tom Cecil @scopgieb 15h G ... Stock market so bad I saw this dude reflecting 81 1.1K 22K 351K
The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana 23h G ... he is worth more EL White and Chocolate $3.99 Puppies 18 1.3K 22K 292K
shirts that go hard SHiRTS @shirtsthtgohard IpAr 3 ... THAT GO HARD I do not serve cunt E EF I am cunt's servant 108 6.6K 70K 1.3M
Dan Carney @DanManCarney 19h Googling is chicken parm good for you until something remotely defensible comes up 23 293 7K 182K
Erin @_peachparfait 1d knuckle tats that say HOTD OGS! 24 740 7.9K 152K

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