33 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 16, 2024

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33 of the Funniest Tweets from Monday, December 16, 2024

Apple TV+’s Carpool Karaoke is back and singing some tunes that are merry and bright. The streamer dropped a surprise holiday edition of James Corden’s Emmy-winning series with three of this year’s biggest superstars: Chappell Roan, Dua Lipa and Lady Gaga. But the biggest gift of all? The fact that the former late-night host passed the wheel to Apple Music personality Zane Lowe. Corden expressed his excitement for Lowe’s iteration of the show and offered some words of advice as well: “It’s so important to keep his eyes open while he sings.” 

Meanwhile, the ladies of Girls5eva are hoping for a similar phone call. Although Netflix has gone radio silent, Busy Philipps used her podcast Doing Her Best to announce that Girls5eva is “dead,” citing “not enough people watch, watched it or watched it the way that counts.” In the same breath, Philipps stressed that there’s been no official cancellation so the girls aren’t “dead-dead,” meaning that the show could potentially see life on yet another streamer after they moved from Peacock to Netflix between the second and third seasons. The actress joked that they should “do Radio City” or even a Broadway stage show. 

They wasted no time over on Twitter getting the week started with some hilarious stuff. Today’s funniest tweets include those about medieval New Jersey, people who don’t belong at karaoke and an emoji-free address book.

Venus @legallyvenus 14h ... When you step into a 'discreet' guys place from Grindr and the first thing you see is a baby stroller GIF ALT 17 32 1.4K 31K
boobles @chaoticbubbless 18h said have a good night be safe to my uber driver after being dropped at home from space at 8am 71 1.8K 56K 5
$lap @slvppy22h I got on Grindr thinking it was an app for hustlers These mfs tryna fuck me 21 509 6.2K 174K
taurie @vocalnoid 1d are you team silly bananas or silly yellow bananas IS Silly Silly Bananas yellow S Bananas 678 6.8K 85K 1.1M
CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r. 4h BAUER Congrats on your engagement, I'm doing molly in a studio apartment with my friends and then going to the Olive garden this weekend 6 235 2.8K 99K
allie @milfatron3000.12h She's like to me what poets and authors and prophets are to other people TRAINER Speaking of which, I haven't tweeted in twelve twinutes. 103 1.1K 1 20K
Wreath Nagy @nagy_minaj 15h POLITICO P Me when my family asks what I want for Christmas Folks, I hate asking for money. 2 461 8.1K 136K
Kay @therealkay0 2d ... my favorite line is don't piss me off cause fr don't do that 46 18K 61K 1.3M
Christian @districtlazo. 16h Sounds about right CHUGGING THERAPY A BUZZBALL 2 360 1.5K 56K
amber @chrstnbale.1 1d can't bring myself to watch a single movie these days even if i have time... cinephile... 3.8K 26K 414K 38
IBO @imblackonline 18h DEMANTLE WHITE SCOMNISM as a man u should be surrounding urself with a legion of lesbian advisors, its the closest thing u can have to imperial chinese eunuchs in the modern day 190 8K 92K 1.8M
pamela @tisthepamseason • 20h locking up the pimple patches is diabolical. i'm supposed to go up to an employee and tell them i need PIMPLE PATCHES - STRIDEX STRIDEX CONNITIVE - ORIGINAL US and II KGS *438 4 44 A4 0 Ac S -no stripin snob г 80 - Sera Hero Here. Hero. Hero I Hero by Hero - Here 00 MIGHTY MIGHTY MIGHTY MIGHTY IGHTY MIGHTY MIGHTY PATCH PATCH PATCH PATCH PATCH TCH MIGHTY PATCH DATCH Here Here < - 7. I 77 24 24 12° BM 12 °10° IF 21st a gal Here Hero Hera Hero Hero Hero RES RESCUE
kat @berrysaphhics 1d ... THEY GOT SABRINA CARPENTER 549 20K 327K 5.2M
mar @itsmariannnna . 2 23h got a pretty bad nosebleed at work and everyone was like omggg are you okay and i was treated like a princess and then half an hour later my coworker one upped me by having a seizure lol 21 225 14K ilst 161K
Alelliott @alelliott88. 10h 'Christmas markets with this one' GREEN DAY Green Day Italy @GreenDayItaly_ 1d Billie Joe Armstrong and Ryan Reynolds at yesterday's Wrexham game-just pure good vibes. You can tell these two had an amazing time together at STōK Cae Ras! #greenday #billiejoearmstrong #ryanreynolds WREXHA DIEN 38 995 25K 1M
pski @ShayyThaaDolll . 1 1d ... it's real strict in my phone. everybody number saved as they government name no emojis! 277 11K 52K 1.2M
pris @pwiscila 1d ... The concept of being a big sister 3 393 74K 3.7K
gal kilmer @beepupkin 14h ... watched the godfather with my little sister and after 2 hours of silence she uttered an incredulous he's elf's dad before falling asleep. never showing her a film again 38 579 16K 349K
prance @bocxtop 1d hate when someone who can sing does karaoke, oh we're supposed to cheer? we're supposed to be impressed? u brought a gun to a middle school fight u fucking fraud 358 11K 162K 3.1M
special k @KettyBitch 22h Me working from home on a Monday Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson : 23h 40 3.2K 22K 1.2M
Zweil @somethings_awry·· 1d I'm here to warn you. Do NOT eat 2.5lbs of cheese in two days no matter how yummy it is. Zweil @somethings_awry.2d Tini's mac and cheese is amazing holy moly Don't cancel me, but part of me still really wants some crushed up Ritz on this 0:04 60 148 6K 228K
the mind @Fredward3948576. 1d a well placed rock can mean a lot to a guy like me 11 1K 6K del 149K
Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin - 1 1d New Jersey has reverted into full medieval peasant mode, demanding the king shoot down the flying beasts 40 820 12K 285K
Rachel Lapides @rachellapides 13h Giving every single movie I watch a five star review on letterboxd because it's just such a joy to be alive 23 1.4K 13K 251K
serena @aaoedeeee 1d To all 6 of you who like my tweets, I do it all for you. 36 10K 26K 480K
Isaac @isaacturnersong- 1d ... She's probably just on a quest 17 2.3K 13K 335K
fluffypoofer @fluffypoofa.19h Would you allow this? 1.5K 28K 157 647K
aya @xoxo_xli 23h ... I UNBLOCKED HIM aya @xoxo_xli. 2d BLOCKED HIM 161K 981 13K 5.2M
pob @pobbster. 1d which one of you... xCheddarPetite 45m ... I cant stand them being bald, so everytime i watch their videos i tape a little strand of hair to the screen Add Song Metro Bo don't W Ke Cause m d if you Oh baby 21 4 96 1.4K 23K 3
God take me away BornFrontoDieGrabba @throwawaypt2.1d ... They finally got a job shark @sharkAster.2d another angel in bushwick lost its wings FOOD BO YARDW AP ea Recycling Area ARTONS PALMA Jid Plastic Glass Cartons 8 681 417K 16K
G. Gordon Lady @burningviolins 18h ... the guy in front of me typed who killed batman's parents into chatgpt and then told his date the vibe here is crazy, i feel like i'm about to run into joe chill 69 1.2K 30K 586K
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthes... 23h ... Straight up bearing it and by it, haha, well, let's just say The Curse i Only those who bear The Curse can see this Tweet 479 22.5K 161K 2.3M
Mountain Goober @TheMounta... 1d ... Bartenders be like heres that receipt, i'll go ahead and put it on the wettest part of the bar 30 1,382 42.3K del 957K

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