35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, December 12, 2024

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Thursday, December 12, 2024

Although Jim Carrey previously announced his retirement in 2022, he’s gone back on that statement by reprising his role as Dr. Robotnik in the third installment of Paramount’s live-action Sonic franchise. During the film’s London premiere, Carrey told AP Entertainment that he returned to the series because he “bought a lot of stuff” and “need(s) the money, frankly.” 

He must have a lot of bills to pay, because the bald mad scientist isn’t the only part he’s interested in revisiting. Carrey revealed that he would play both of the green menaces he’s known for again, too. He told ComicBook.com that he’d do a sequel for the Grinch if it meant avoiding the “extremely excruciating process” of makeup and prosthetics, and shared that he’d also don the mask again if somebody had “the right idea.” 

Someone please get an original role into Carrey’s hands.

Meanwhile, during a recent appearance on Fox News@NightRob Schneider announced that he’ll be launching a new woman’s talk show to rival The View. The Hot Chicks actor promised his version “will be the opposite (of The View) because this will be entertaining. It’ll be funny.” He didn’t disclose who his versions of Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar would be, but he did reveal that the roster would consist of “household names.” 

The view is quite nice on the timeline — and very hilarious. Today’s funniest tweets include those about how to watch New Girl, the perfect way to prank a coworker and what is most definitely a dining table.

Syd Divine ~dm for readings~ @SydDivineTar... 21h .... me as a snowman 14 856 4.6K 230K
Ross Sayers @Sayers33 . 1d ... Got my mate for secret Santa (guy who spends all his time grooming his beard, drinking whisky, oiling his beard, drinking beer, combing his beard, drinking coffee, and wearing novelty Star Wars clothing) and I'm stumped 42 466 18K 330K
laila @falconsnat.23h if only there was an app we could discuss this on Culture Crave @CultureCrave. 1d Jeremy Renner says the first #Avengers movie is the only one he's ever finished watching Has never seen 'Age of Ultron' or 'Infinity War' Watched only half of 'Endgame' (via @THR) 100 4K 97K 2.3M
PokeNation @Big12Pokes . 2 22h Bill Belichick checking out sorority row his first day on campus #CFB - GIF ALT 166 1.2K 26K 2.2M
sandy @sandyhonig1 18h ... $40 dining table for sure Los Angeles, CA 83 2.3K 62K 5
Tom Badgerlock @NBABabySecret· 1d Me when the heinous mole pops out of his hole at the arcade SEPTEMBER 22, 2024 LIVSA NEW YORK STOCK EXCHANGE 6 312 6.3K 101K
Matthew Ferrari now Replied to you-Family groupchat Unabomber is the most over hyped criminal of all time 37 267 5.8K 92K
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1•1 19h It's a Wonderful Life fighting game where George Bailey's finishing move is lassoing down the moon and crushing his opponent. 14 115 1.1K 22K
erin @ronnasmartin 1d ... this could only mean he's gay, he's a misogynist or he views austin butler as a woman lesley. @lesley_mov.2 2d love how they asked timmy chalamet what he has loved about working with incredible female creatives in the industry and he started talking about austin butler and then realised and froze for a bit 4 60 1.4K 49K
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson 23h IRVING We hope you love great-tasting coffee. Mal (it's the only kind we've got) dia K K K CIRCLE KK 1.2K 44 15K 313K
iced pee @stupidtrashboy 1d Some kind of demonic energy coming out of this Arby's Axhy's LOAST LOAST JEEP JEXP deich Sandwich PELICIOUS Arby's 78 426 4.3K 120K
Beccasaur for NEW nintendo 3ds systems 1d ... Woke up to 1 million dms after drunk texting all night DIE This pup is reaching the next plane of existence 11 222 4.7K 65K
comfy @ihatethiskid 20h ... Every time you think you have the TSA procedure down is when they will tell you to keep your laptop in the bag and call you a dumb bitch 44 2.5K 32K 512K
Tomato Head (real) @King_MatoHead. 1d Can't wait for people to figure out that Wolverine is a hairy, disgusting, sweaty, short little man with an alcohol addiction and not literally Hugh Jackman. Knight @KombatKnight - 1d Guys how did we lose the plot this much x.com/ RivalsLeaks/st... M 627 11K 157K 3.5M
RaleighBill72 @RaleighBill72.1 1d A decision was made here 20.99 MICHELOR ULTRA 188 16 FL. OZ CAROLAN I 24 NE SA 95 CALS 12 24 95 CALS h.or SUNCONS 26 CARBS 24 RK SUPERIOR LIGHT BEER Michelob 2.6 ULTRA 95 CALS 12 CARBS is 5 2. CARE CARBS 2.6 I 80g ULTRA 24 12 I 95 CALS RE ULTRA CARBS 2.6 P 21 nichelob ULTRA 24 2.6 CARDS 95 / CALS 12 DE y 24 12 12 дерту für RA 27.49 - Ho/SALE! 21.99 868K 18K 476 53
Karen McGee @karenmotherof2. dd ... Joe Burrow: What's your type Olivia Ponton: I'm lesbian Burrow: Say less B CAL MUTUAL B MEDIC MEDICAL MUTUAL B Paycor Paycor STADIUM B P STADIUM B CAL MUTUAL MEDICAL MUTUAL B Payco - to P or STADES TUM B 32 393 17K 1.6M
club zweig @soydonniedarko_ 1d ... When Your Circle Small. STANFORD TENNIS But All Y'all gay 17 824 9.2K 129K
erika @yeeeerika 1d ... no worries if not 10 6.8K 52K del 1.1M
ERIK INCARNATE @bikenesmith - 1d ... the xmen have NEVER been classy.....all those mfs do is be oppressed, cheat, and fuck nasty !! @roguepanthress. 2d oh I thought it was a class party 84K 134 5.8K 2M
Khoi Dao @khoidaooo. 1d ... if you're a public defender named mario you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever 271 29.2K 407K 4.7M
sixfootcandy @sixfootcandy 20h I needed to sneak some packages in, and my daughter- without a word from me-walked up to my husband and said, So, what's better: gas or charcoal grilling? He's still talking. I've never been prouder. She's ready for marriage. 85 223 7K 101K
@1234beepbooop . 2h ... me at 3am: 13 508 3.3K 52K
ama @ihcarama 14h likely emphasis for a luca guadgnino film to have CINEMA SOLACE Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema.21h Luca Guadagnino's 'AMERICAN PSYCHO' will have a larger erotic emphasis than the original film. Austin Butler is set to star. 81 2.1K 1 44K
eric forman @metropolitancig 20h she really said eyes wide open. Kim @TheKimbino 1d Nicole Kidman and Tom Cruise in Venice for Eyes Wide Shut on September 1st, 1999. 5.7K 108K 1 160
eve @rikuseph . 19h eve @rikuseph disney animated films were made to be kingdom hearts worlds not live action remakes 1:33PM 11/20/24 101K Views 13 7.2K 1.7K 213 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.20h A live-action 'TANGLED' remake is in the works at Disney. Michael Gracey ('The Greatest Showman') is in talks to direct.... 20 6.4K 48K 634K
Juicy Larry @JuicyLarry420.1d White people after calling they momma a bitch 43 1.6K 20K 299K
i am @broken. 20h I'm never wrong I'm either correct or lying 57 7.7K 32K 556K
Adam Ozimek @ModeledBehavior . 2 20h Text a coworker at a random time are you joining this meeting? as a fun holiday prank 17 274 4.3K 145K
Kelley Franco @threeinningfan 1d Delta is asking people to voluntarily bump themselves and take the next flight. The current offer is $1,000. My demand is $765 million plus signing bonus and an escalator clause. 321 380 13K 390K
CHRIStmas | Certified P03/Bastion/BT-7274 Si... 1d ... Yeah... As have I I've been getting into robots lately I V I FUCK TECH ROBOTS vonix @vonixskulls. 12/20/23 since its the end of the year, what's your most popular art? 116 8.8K 127K 2.2M
dyke to watch out for @angryblaqwoman 20h ... you gotta imagine how you'd feel in later adulthood coming home and there's a man in your house. and he's there like every day. Junie @bushluvrr 2d dear lesbians, HOW TF DO YOU KNOW 304 11K 136K 4.6M
Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo. 12h ... Every time I watch the New Girl episode where Nick and Jess kiss for the first time | gotta stand up to watch it like someone's middle-aged dad watching Master and Commander 18 1.1K 14K 205K
Sylvie @supersylvie_ 16h I have a 15 word essay due tomorrow TAKER 23 GIF ALT @PopBase 16h Pop Base ChatGPT is currently down. ChatGPT 167 3.8K 110K 2.2M
alex @midsmoker34.1 13h White dudes be like Anyways. Im gonna hit the hay 24 275 4.2K del 90K
King Kawap @KingKawap 17h How tf Christmas in 14 days we just ate thanksgiving food yesterday 103 4.4K 13K 268K

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