32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 6, 2024

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32 of the Funniest Tweets from Friday, December 6, 2024

Despite being critically panned and almost universally hatedJoker: Folie à Deux gained a powerful ally this week. John Waters continued his annual tradition of sharing his top films of the year with Vulture and placed the muddy musical sequel at #6. The Pope of Trash described the film as “Jailhouse Rock meets Busby Berkeley with a 9/11 That’s Entertainment!” ending” and a “relatable” love story. While one of the film’s own actors hated the movie, Waters lambasted such “stupid critics,” saying “Gaga so good. Joker so right. Die, dumbbells die!” 

Speaking of trash, six-time Oscar nominee Amy Adams isn’t afraid to get a little dirty. Adams told Entertainment Weekly that she had no problem portraying Nightbitch’s mother who thinks she’s becoming a dog, crediting her “high threshold for embarrassment” — even in the face of people describing the concept as a 30 Rock episode come to life. Adams added that he she’s “definitely done things that have made people stop and look twice,” which not only made filming Nightbitch easy but “absolutely cathartic.” Her canine metamorphosis earned her the Tribute Performer Award when the film premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival earlier this year. 

If you’re worried about trash on the timeline, fear not because it’s coming up gold. The funniest tweets of the day include those about a questionable time-off request, a North Atlantic cake and the bewitching power of lesbians.

Meg @megannn_lynne 19h idk why everyone complains about winter, it literally doesn't impact my mood at all Search History This Evening bojack horseman rewatch? - Go... G google.com/search?q=bojack+horseman+r... royal tenenbaums needle in the... G google.com/search?q=royal+tenenbaums+... am i unlovable quiz - Google Se... G google.com/search?q=am+i+unlovable+qui... substitues for romantic love - G... G google.com/search?q=substitues+for+rom... joni mitchell river lyrics - Google... G google.com/search?q=joni+mitchell+river+... does it get better - Google Search G google.com/search?q=does+it+get+better... 11 432 87K 4.3K
slayyyter @slayyyter 1d what can i say i love me POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2d Slayyyter was Slayyyter's fourth most listened to artist on Spotify in 2024. My Top Artists 1 M.I.A. 2 Lana Del Rey 3 U2 seems right o 4 Slayyyter 5 MGMT POP CRAV 104 374 7.2K 241K
katie )) @kat1enotfound 18h one of my employees put in a time off request for january 6 34 10 36K 3K
of qamar قمر @moong3nder. 14h 748 comments X twitter? 08-08 Reply 25 Aiden I'm irritated CUZ why did no one respond 09-02 Reply 17 Aiden of Cause thats an actor not a pay gorn star 47K 7 172 3.7K
masseduction @m8ss3ductiOn 1d this is how every piece of twitter discourse looks to me Mary-Anne Sadé @maryannesadee - 8h ... weird take del 437 1 15 keeping up W minaj @kuwminajji8h ... and who are you? del 420 1 Mary-Anne Sadé @maryannesadee - 8h ... mary-anne del 142 1 1 287 4.7K 57K
Miranda Parkin @mparkinb 1d star wars enjoyers see this and say he's their favorite podracer Bum Farto Article Talk XA Joseph Bum Farto (born July 3, 1919) was a fire chief and convicted drug dealer in Key West, Florida who disappeared in 1976. 44 2.2K 39K 822K
lorenzo @vincegallodaily.23h girl. ~ Personal life Veresine Calamy سان de Riminal he Homoerotic sketches made by Eisenstein There have been debates about Eisenstein's sexuality 183 4.8K 93K 1.4M
The Wizard @YeWiseWizard 12h ... I guess she better talk tuah lawyer! GIF Dean Bulla @deanbulla. 1d Haliey Welch is literally going to jail. 432 14K 193K 3.6M
isabel @tschairman. 1d ... stop asking dumb questions Was this video worth your time? Yes 8 1.6K 356K 44K
franz kefka @silmarelliott. 1d me when i watch an episode of spongebob Timothée Chalamet @RealChalamet - 1d Floored. I am so grateful. Thank you Bob x.com/bobdylan/statu... 83 11K 115K 3.4M
Joey- Cade Smith enjoyer @GuardsJoey 1d You couldn't have given us notice a little further in advance?? Tigers PR @DetroitTigersPR. 1d First pitch for our game on Saturday, May 24 vs. Cleveland has been changed to 7:15pm. 17 703 34K 1.7M
phoebe @bottomforhahn. dd lesbians are so powerful bc wdym a show that was only supposed to be a limited series and expected to flop all around is now getting a second season bc we yelled and threw up 13 666 8.8K 128K
Soggy Broccoli @soggybrocoli - 1d my husband has just informed me that he is going to get NISTLE -TOM disgusting with it this year in regards to eggnog consumption 119 3.3K 54K 1.1M
MS SHÁYATEE @pinkkkskiii . 1d I just called the Chinese place and said I need 25,000 wings they said 10 minutes 518 3K 45K 1.3M
WHERE IS THE MORSE DONE? ringworm @prawn_meat. 1d WHITE 14 EINE? my arrival time at your birthday party will be 8.30-esque dude. it will bear several similarities to 8.30 10 648 10K 166K
charlie @chunkbardey 14h ... u don't own a hat. ur a steward of it 4 77 1.3K 39K
the jolly Specter @SOLOSIS - 1d what ever. *smokes the wrong side of a cigarette* 79 826K 11K 59K
thequeengeek.bsky.social @thequeengeek.20h Today my autistic 4yo was kicked out of speech therapy because he wouldn't follow directions and instead wanted to pretend he was a tiger. I don't know but like... if your job is to give speech therapy to 4 year olds maybe sometimes you have to give speech therapy to a tiger. 457 5.8K 131K 2.2M
Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer . 1d I don't use Spotify I pay a bard to stand in the corner all day and play me songs on their little lute 28 1.7K 11K 157K
- @armmxndo 14h Both DL oomfs posted the exact same gingerbread cookie at the same time GIF 13 114 6.3K 132K
Isabel Steckel @IsabelSte... 20h ... why is ending a bath so awkward........like ok i guess i'm done now time to stand up 98 4,116 105K 1.5M
@andromedism. 1d so IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEEE LOOK TO THE WESTERN SKYYYYYYYYY МИ 3 819 9.3K 180K
drewdolph @sigmaphonkedits - 1d Ceci @Ceciliaaa just found my old ds History http://www.go...ch?q=porn&clie Y В porn-Google Search X whore videos - XVIDEOS.COM X Access the pre...os of all these 3 START X Best of May 20... XVIDEOS.COM SELV whore.com - Google Search Close Delete All ZYEREIX -comms CLOSED @zyereix 1d 3DS found my life is NOT over 219 5.3K 125K 4.3M
nerea @jojorium 1d ... kc 2: the pain ... @powcampsurvivor straight girls hanging out vs lesbians hanging out 2:23 PM Feb 25, 2020 sarah @dorotheagaylor• 11/21/24 this is not a normal interaction between two straight women btw 60 7.4K 3.1M 135K
cassidy XCX @olsencassidy 4h Can't leave the house without him getting hounded by teenage girls. He's the beatles of south dublin VOYAGGA 5 70 1.9K 26K
de la luna @vy1in 1d ... how your email finds me the 275973163 358 50K 268K 8.4M
ben @voluntary_ben - dd This printer needs to calm tf down HL-2280DW Jam Inside pull out the D LASER PRINTER 124 1.3K 586K 18K
manny @mannyfidel 23h they found the tsunami's old tweets NATIONAL MEATHER SERVICE NWS Bay Area @NWSBayArea.23h Tsunami Warning CANCELED #CAwx WEPA41 PAAQ 051954 TSUWCA BULLETIN Tsunami Message Number 3 NWS National Tsunami Warning Center Palmer AK 1154 AM PST Thu Dec 5 2024 052154- /0.CAN.PAAQ. TS.W. 0022. 000000T0000Z-0000000000Z/ Coastal areas between and including Davenport, California (10 miles NW of Santa Cruz) to Douglas/Lane Line, Oregon (10 miles SW of Florence) 1154 AM PST Thu Dec 5 2024 ...THE TSUNAMI WARNING IS CANCELED FOR THE COASTAL AREAS OF CALIFORNIA AND OREGON... No tsunami danger presently exists for this area. This will
yammi @sighyam 12h I thought this was Greenland didi @grlcuisine . 1d finally got around to making that matcha tiramisu we talked about 91 6.3K 84K 1.7M
CxspxxrX @_6signxxx 1d Swirling in 1959 was so crazy. You was ready to die bout that shit. Historic Vids @historyinmemes - 1 10/25/24 Couples in a bar, 1959 Pittsburgh RIMP Fried PLATE 85t 1/4 CHICKEN Fried 70+ 211 3.8K 47K 2M
Sesame History @SesameHistory 21h so there is a sesame street character named Glindagestion, the Good Witch of the Lower Intestine just thought you all should know about this 1.8K 35K 5 215
Jaster @mareel_jaster 19h Get the interior designers back on cocaine please miss white @cinecitta2030. 1d 1980s private jet design 219 19K 224K 4.3M

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