42 Baja-Blasted Funny Tweets About Taco Bell

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42 Baja-Blasted Funny Tweets About Taco Bell

Of all the earthly delights best enjoyed after a late-night smoke sesh — King of the Hill reruns, deep sea nature documentaries, spray cheese — none of them hit quite like a trip to Taco Bell

Many treats await you inside the walls of this stoner’s paradise: a giant Cheez-It nestled between layers of beef, tortilla and veggies; a signature blue-toned beverage that looks as though it could unlock a Bene Gesserit’s ancestral memories; visions of the beautiful monstrosity that was the French Toast Chalupa.

The Bell’s Wonka-fied take on South-of-the-Border cuisine truly embodies a new form of “carpe diem” for the modern age — living más — and live más we do. Which these hilarious tweets about Taco Bell prove in spades.

kate ... @v1rgovix3n I love bitches that arent afraid to eat Taco Bell where are all of the bitches that arent afraid to eat Taco Bell 9:49 PM Aug 3, 2024 3.4M Views 977 15K 79K 1.8K
Mike Scollins ... @mikescollins Taco Bell is announcing their new menu like it's the new iPhone except this Cheez-It Crunchwrap is actually more innovative 9:00 PM Feb 9, 2024 5.6M Views
kendrick lobstar ... @KLobstar I'm gonna try making some Baja Blast chicken 24 FRESH THEN RECYCLE Mtn Dew Blast Baja Liter with a 300 Blast Tropical of Natural Lime and Flavor FAMILY FARMS NTIBIOTICS EVER 2000 355 mL CANS L il CEN A / 9.2 oz - - - KO NO the ANTIBIOTICS EVER 4:04 PM Nov 10, 2024 18.4M Views
Geppetto San Martín @SmalltimeJones stand for the baja kneel for the blast FLAGS FOR GOOD 5 FT THE THIN DEW LINE BACK THE BELL 3 FT GROMMETS LINE THING DAD THE BELL THING THIN DEW LINE FLAG $10.00 $17.00 Sold out 5.0
Noah Verrier Subscribe ... @NoahVerrier My oil painting of the Baja Blast 10:57 AM Aug 12, 2024 8M Views
trash jones Follow ... @jzux you can lead a horse to baja. but you can't make him blast 2:05 PM Nov 2, 2024 654.8K Views 51 3.4K 26K 645
.kronk Follow ... @krrronk our baja, who blast in heaven 1:58 PM . Nov 21, 2023 . 1 1.9M Views 118 12K 60K 1.3K
gabe bergado @gabeberg... 11/2/22 ... the walls of my stomach seeing me eat yet another crunchwrap supreme 112 6,206 80.4K del
lil arab @sweatyhairy 7/25/23 we need an oppenheimer movie about the guy who invented the crunchwrap supreme 76 6,237 42.5K del 2M
gabe bergado @gabeberga... . 8 8/3/23 ... nobody: me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme 59 11.3K 62.4K del 2.4M
taylor garron @taylorgarron 11/4/22 ... if god isn't real then explain the crunchwrap supreme 29 2,246 15.2K
Taco Bell @tacobell .22h ... you craved discontinued items 324 times this year 1,008 669 11.3K 622K
/ such A this push notification is always so AGGRESSIVE like please not so loud i am on the taco bell app trying to see if they have the giant cheez it 8:00 Fertile Window now Your fertile window may start in 3 days. 3 24 2,149 59.3K
Amber SOON PAX Unplugged 4/19/24 ... i'm just glad all the Taylor Swift people are having fun. i'm the same way when Taco Bell releases a new specialty menu so i get it 36 1,788 18.3K 742K
brianne johnson @brnjoh... 10/11/24 ... someone help my gf, she's been on a @tacobell Big Cheez It bender all week long - - - 47518 - - 1/5% $0.01 عم n into A 0.042 per 5 in - Did you know that Taco Bell is selling Big Cheez Its - Ok after spending a minute - - .. - - I U - - - I - - - - - - - - CUSTOMER - TACO BELL® BIG CHEEZ-IT So you k ow what's crazy is the ORDER THE NEW BIG CHEEZ ITS ITEMS ONLINE OR VISIT us AT
bort @tacobort-1/28/24 Should I get Taco Bell or kill myself 274 11.1K 68.6K del 2.3M
yuu @yuuareaseal 23h Who put him in baja blast 31 3,540 33.6K 526K
Discount Emma Stone @... ..3h ... Neither- the Baja blast style a a a a a a a ٢٢٨٣٧ alamy a ITADY a alamy Advil alamy a Advil Advil a a a Advil alamy a a TAD alamy a a a a a Keifer @DannyVegito.1 17h do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or SALUE SIZE - MAJOR Walgreens Ibuprofen - Ibuprofen hamburger style? 1000 COATED 500 - TABLETS 13 922 11.1K 396K
President-Elect Toguro @Pre... 18h ... This and a black coffee is breakfast CAD Newport UNDERAGE BAJA BLAST SALE PROHIBITED BATT TRAJ8 Newport EXP Smoking Result in By Pregnant Total injury, Birth, And MOT quig Premature SURGEON GENERAL Women S WARNING May Mtn BAJA BLAST Dew Blast® - BAJA BLAST FLAVORED CIGARETTES BOLD & FLAVORFUL -NON-MENTHOL A PRODUCT OF PF MEMES CHINA BISTRO 89 3,171 22.7K 1.3M
Pyramid Chad, Unbanned Edition @pyrameadh... 1d ... They should make a Baja Blast that kills you 35 1.2K 7.3K 259K
erika @yeeeerika 3d ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a crunchwrap supreme 22 3K 22K 750K
Blake TM @NeilNevins 21h ... my brain every 7 minutes Consider This: + + Crunchwrap Chalupa Supreme® Supreme® 22 2.1K 24K del 1M
macklin @saintmacklin - 20h 4 months clean today Order it again Quickly add items from your past orders Crunchwrap Supreme® $7.31 Last ordered 8/13 Add 78 2,960 76.3K 2.4M
milk ... @milkinhisbag this taco bell review is killing me What people are saying 3.9 1,500+ ratings 4 public reviews Amanda K Jessica с 12/6/21 Ordered on U Forgot the crunch wrap combo now my Missing daughter has no dinner and no I 12:14 AM Jan 29, 2022 131 9.3K 133K 1K
Patrick Doran @lunch_enj... 2/24/22 ... every three months I think too hard about eating meat and realize how disgusting and inhumane it is then like two hours later I go to Taco Bell and order the Fat Fucking Idiot Combo with a Baja Blast and forget about it 262 9,851 123K
prance @bocxtop 1/5/22 ... idk man i've worked at taco bell and as a software engineer and the job that takes way more skill is not the one u would expect LOL 435 10.6K 134K
jeighms @jeighms 3d ... Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both New Message now from Sniffies S. Someone sent you a message Intercept this $0 delivery fee* now Add a Cantina Chicken Menu item to any Taco Bell® Delivery order to unlock a $0 delivery fee.* Only on our app thru today. 10 138 3,141 112K
Calvin DJ Craig Porter @djc... 19h ... You can just ask for the big Cheez-It TOSTADA BIG CHEEZ-IT KTLA KTLA 5 @KTLA.1d Taco Bell's Big Cheez-It Crunchwrap Supreme, Tostada to make nationwide debut in Ju... 102 2,250 36.9K 2.8M
i like food @messedupfoods.2d ... Tell your Dad I've got his Crunchwrap Supreme and I'm on the way to pick him up TVD 11 We broke up 4 months ago why do you still get Taco Bell with my dad? Read 5:06 PM Just two guys eating crunchwraps and watching football Is that a crime??? 130 3,387 109K 2.9M
messed up foods @messedupf... 3h ... TACO REL Visit Community r/tacobell Dec 19, 2016, 11:29 AM The green stuff on the tacos is good I got Doritos logos tacos and there was some crunchy green topping, it was really good. 39 Comments lyft.com x bag_of_oatmeal Dec 19, 2016, 12:25 PM Lettuce? tepidstringysement Dec 19, 2016, 12:31 PM Yeah I looked it up, that's what it was 20 279 5,976 207K
Не Called Me Greenhorn ... @WhatsAGreenhorn Taco Bell: try this new thing Me: what is it ТВ: does it matter Me: no I'll take 3 10:21 PM Jul 6, 2022 270 8.1K 97K 627
jess ... @BunnySlop there is nothing more beautiful than a gorgoues woman who loves taco bell 1:21 AM.NOV 3, 2024 . 1M Views 87 4.1K 25K 945
ryn.- ... @onlineryn im in the taco bell drive thru like yes chef thank u chef 11:09 AM Aug 5, 2022 102 7.7K 112K 783
Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1 - 6/5/23 ... Me and my boy drunk at the Taco Bell register at 1:30 am trying to order an item that hasn't been on the menu for years 7 6 F i 16 27 FESTIVAL DE CANNES m Harrison FOR Mads MIKKELSEN HOLBROOK 84 1,492 16.7K 842K
ASH @ashelai_.2 20h ... YORK when i'm at the bar and someone 34 mentions taco bell CG FRAGILES REF USA SIMONE 2-TIME BRONZE MEDALIST BILES BALANCE BEAM SPRING, TX From Holly Anderson 23 1,364 17.4K 608K
jen merritt!!! @jenniferm... 10/31/24 ... no one wants to confront this truth but taco bell once a month has done more for my mental health than any amount of wellbutrin 8 266 3,956 del 136K
S. Bidler @_sterlingbi.... 1d ... They said I would never get field recordings at Taco Bell EMPICANT ZOOM - - are IR 12 618 16 383 4,893 83.8K
Eric @odailybitch. 18h ... high at taco bell and asked the cashier how he's doing and he said he's having a baja blast 24 1,792 29.2K 547K
girl fieri @realgirl_fieri 17h You cannot check the Taco Bell bag before leaving. You get whatever Taco Bell wants you to have. There is no appeals process. 13 18 393 8,606
JRR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh - 1 19h the taco bell employee bringing me the baja blast I ordered: 72 7.6K 86K del 3.3M
NateBerry @natetella . 17h I'm 40 thousand dollars in debt should I get Taco Bell delivered to make myself feel better? 119 4.2K 49K 1.5M
Justin Whang @JustinWhang.4h It's called living más philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_ . 4 4h An ex-L.A. area Taco Bell employee is suing the company after she claims a party at the restaurant descended into a drunken mess that included open sex. She says she saw a co-worker having sex with his wife in front of everyone, while his wife was kissing her female manager... Show more TACO BELL TACO BELL 32 262 3.7K 201K

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