31 of the Worst Things People Did to Get Revenge

‘I firebombed his car’
31 of the Worst Things People Did to Get Revenge

You have to be a little deranged to exact revenge in a meaningful way. 

Case in point: One Redditor detailed a revenge plot of his, which required a week of foresight for proper execution. He started by pooping in a plastic bag and leaving it on the back porch for a week. He then crushed the dried poop in the bag, explaining, “If you have never done this before, it makes a powder.” Next, he bought a pack of the cigarettes his victim smoked, emptied out the tobacco, filled them with the poop dust and replaced them in the pack. 

Later on, the unsuspecting smoker took out a cigarette, tried to light one, inhaled and vomited — all while driving. Though it’s unclear what the guy did to deserve the shit cigarette, I think it’s best that none of us ask any questions. For all we know, we could be next. 

To that end, Reddit’s most twisted minds have revealed the times they went all John Wick on somebody — and there’s a lot more excrement-related vengeance to behold.

Synyster328 7y ago A kid on my track team would always come by and take a drink of whatever I had with me. I was sick of it and brought a root beer with me which had been spiked with 3x the recommended dose of root beer-flavored exlax. Sure enough he came by and I said you know what Tony, why don't you just take the whole thing. Well we were having a home meet that day and he was our best pole vaulter and part of the relay team. I thought maybe he'd feel a little off and under-
digmyshoes 7y ago When i was bullied by some local kids i filled the petrol tank of their family car with grass, dirt, sticks and stones, bottle caps, pretty much anything i could jam into the petrol tank. i felt sorry for that poor car. + 10K ...
SEIVIP 7y ago Had a roommate who basically let his new GF move in to our house in college. She helped herself to everything in the house but never contributed. Finally she parked in my parking spot and that was my breaking point. I let all the air out of all of her tires, thinking she'd just air them back up and it would be an inconvenience. Instead she ended up buying all new tires. Whoops. Never came clean about it. + 26K ...
pdxcranberry e 7y ago 0 A neighbor lady was mean to me so I went into the laundry room after her and shit on her clothes in the washer. I was 5. + 11K ...
I-Am-Worthless 7y ago Idk what it was, but a lot of the boys in my sixth grade class thought it was hilarious to try and trip people. They'd get your ass no matter how careful you were. Well I was pretty good at avoiding it, but when I was in gym class this kid named Joey got my ass hard. I was dribbling down court and he nailed me. I face planted hard. So I thought about how to get him, and I got him at lunch. Не was holding a lunch tray, so his hands weren't as useful. Не
 11y ago E When I was in the sixth grade someone made fun of me for being short, so I told my friend to pee on him. And he did it. My friend pee'd on the kid's back. That was a nice friend. Sixth grade was weird for me. + 2.3K Share ...
FRANKLIN BAGGE M HER ABOST PK_Thundah 7y ago Edited 7y ago I was dating this girl and my friend saw her around town a few times, and humiliated her in an effort to embarrass me. I told him to stop bothering her, but he did it again. That night I convinced him to try getting back together with his wildly insane and manipulative ex that he hadn't spoken to in years, thinking that he would just humiliate himself by trying. Well, they banged and got back together for a while. And had a baby. Now they're terrible single parents. +
Ellie821 11y ago When my grandparents were younger they lived in flats and the woman in the flat below them (nearest to the postbox) would always read their letters, my grandad knew because he could tell that she was re-sealing the glue over her kettle. So one day he decided to send a letter to himself but include a black hair of my Nan's, the woman having the same coloured hair would pick it out thinking it was hers. However, with this he also included a note saying 'stop reading our letters you nosey c*nt' (my grandad's a rather blunt
RedMage666 11y ago . In sixth grade, some kid made a snide remark in class about my name, and the whole class laughed. I saw him in the hallway carrying books the next day, so I kicked the back of his knee. The sound of teeth on linoleum still fills the spaces between my thoughts. + 521 ...
Acedeadpixel 6y ago Had a classmate who would physically and verbally harass me but never got caught. Had to put up with his shit for a couple years, but one day me and a few friends were playing Realm of the Mad God. The site we were on had chat rooms for each of the different games, and he ended up in a room with me and some other players. Не started trash talking everyone and harassing me in particular, and then I remembered I had my USB drive with me. I took a few printscreens of him, and saved
semen_slurper 11y ago e One time I got in a fight with my roommate. Then I came home from the bars that night and drunkenly poured milk in her laundry that was in the wash.. + Share 453 ...
Beaverbrown55 11y ago A neighbor who I never met accused me of trying to stab her dog through a double fence this winter. They have a wooden 6 foot stockade fence surrounded by a 4 foot chain link fence. The dog was injured on something in their back yard and required several stitches which resulted in a large vet bill that they couldn't afford. They concocted the story that their Animal hating neighbor did this and began a fundraiser and raised quite a sum of money, way more than the bill was. I had no idea about this whole drama
 11y ago Not exactly the worst revenge but i think its funny. My ex mother in law was one of those a wife serves her husband and does everything kind of people. She always criticized me. My housework, the meals i cooked etc. I decided to get even by filling a sock with the dust from my vacuum canister. Every day id stop by her house and take a moment to shake the sock around her house. It left dust everywhere. The floors were the easiest. Everyones socks would get dirty from walking around. Her husband was noticing she
mlima5 11y ago This is my dads story from when he was a kid. Не was walking down the road one day when a bunch of kids in their late teens pulled up in a car and sprayed him with a fire extinguisher. Не blew it off as a joke and thought it was pretty funny. 5 minutes later the same kids circle around and spray him a second time. This time my dad took note of the license plate number make and model of the car, and proceeded to track it down and find out where the kid lived.
IntermittentBiology 11y ago So every one has heard of the classic exlax in the brownies trick right? Well my buddy pulled that weak sauce on me about a week ago so I pulled this little diddy on him to show him just how much more worse it can get. So there is this awesome weight loss drug called alli, which works by turning off the enzymes that digest ingested fats so instead of being absorbed through the gut they are instead passed right through the GI tract. Well I took said buddy out to a truce dinner at the local
 11y ago E This was several years ago (I don't think this is even possible anymore), but I got my hands on like 50 of those cards that were always shoved in magazines where you could order a subscription. Put her name and address on them all, checked bill me later, and mailed them. She still has no idea. 321 Share ...
Inda55 11y ago When I was younger there was a kid in my neighborhood about 5 years older than me that always use to pick on me and my buds. There wasn't much we could do considering he was about 200 lbs bigger than us (no joke). One day they were all over playing baseball when he asked for some water. I don't know what made me do it considering I've never done anything like it before but without hesitation I grabbed the biggest cup we had in the cupboard, went into the bathroom and scooped up water from the
orenbvip 11y ago D Some lady cut me off in line at the airport and was a Royal ass to everyone about everything. She was also reading game of thrones (book 1). So I told her what happened to ned. She was beyond pissed. 463 Share ...
tsim12345 11y ago Edited 11y ago - When I was a kid there was a point in time that our entire house smelled like piss. NOTHING could get rid of the smell. My mom is a neat freak who wants everything clean and smelling nice at all times. Eventually, when we were about to move out, my sister admitted whenever my mom would make her mad, she'd go piss in the vent. So much piss was in our air vents we had to get them professionally cleaned. My mom was so horrified she didnt even punish her for it.
Jellyeleven 6y ago . About 8 years ago my neighbor at the time was directly involved in burglarizing my house. I found out 6months later. Не never got arrested. So I waited another 9months after that as to not be super obvious and I firebombed his car + 40 ...
geologykitty 6y ago In November 2017, my neighbor broke into my apartment when I was visiting family out of town. My other neighbor was feeding my cats for me, and she came upon this guy climbing out of my window and obviously called the police. The dipshit admitted it to the cops, and he was arrested. At the court hearing, he plead guilty. Since he was like 18 at the time and had never been arrested before, I was going to ask the judge not to convict him, because I just didn't feel right about an 18-year-old kid having that
saanis 6y ago College roommate freshman year was a nightmare. I've gone on to have maybe about 10 roommates, and it's crazy that the first one of the gate remained the worst. Не would blare stupid house music at 11 p.m. when I wanted to get to sleep (Mind you we lived in a little box of a dorm-room, not a place where we could get any privacy). Не would randomly want to wrestle me - and he maybe outweighed me by 120 pounds. I'd come back from a weekend at home and my bed mattress would be on the floor after
Marc0_Polo 6y ago в I delivered pizza for several years and had a lady that would order frequently and always stiff. Well one day I go to my local Buffalo wild wings to watch a game and guess who my waitress was......yep. I was such a picky customer and it was super busy. It was great to save 20% that I would have otherwise tipped. + 112 ...
eAt-RicHARd 6y ago Someone punched me in the face in highschool in Front of a lot of people for no reason. I emailed him that I wanted a public apology or I would press charges. I CC'd his mom in the email, who is a very strict police officer. I got my apology. I had absolutely no intention of pressing charges, I just knew his mom would whoop his ass better than I could 61 ...
kamarsh79 6y ago My dad had an affair with his personal trainer. I called the front desk of the gym and asked if they had any sort of corporate policies against their trainer Kari fucking my married dad. I knew that calling the front desk like would get the gossip flowing. I wrote out all of my feelings about the affair on post cards and mailed them to my dad's office. Не was an owner of the company. It was cathartic for me to get my feelings out and I'm sure it was awkward af for him to have employees
StayClassie 11y ago Took a shit in a plastic bag, and let it sit on the back porch for a week. Went back a week later poop was dried up, and i crushed it up in the bag. If you have never done this before it makes a powder. Bought a pack of the cigs he smoked, and emptied one out. Then filled it with the poop powder and packed it down with a pencil, and replaced it in the pack. Then I waited. Не tired to light it, inhaled, and threw up. While driving. + 404 Share ...
drunken_hoebag 1 11y ago When I was a cashier at a grocery store, this lady was so rude to me, I stealthily smashed the hell out of her package of grapes as I was bagging them. + 963 Share ...
AlphaRedditor 14y ago to College roommate pranked me by toilet papering my car so I scheduled his laptop (which he took notes on) to play porn at full volume during his 9 am class. Also, I ended up fucking his sister. + 128 ...
GracieAngel . 11y ago o When i was 10 I murdured all my sisters Sims and printed out the photos and hid them in her room, she was still finding them months later. + Share 2.4K ...
laceyolacey 11y ago Spiral bound 500 pages of extremely incriminating instant messages, highlighted the important parts (tabbed as well), and dropped them off at this individuals fiancee's house, the night before the wedding. + 901 Share ...
PLDJules 7y ago . guy outted me out to my family and caused a huge controversy and fight. As revenge, I introduced him to this girl I knew at a party because I knew she had herpes and, as planned, they hooked up. Later found out that not only did he get herpes from her, but he knocked her up. 476 ...

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