31 of the Worst Things People Did to Get Revenge
You have to be a little deranged to exact revenge in a meaningful way.
Case in point: One Redditor detailed a revenge plot of his, which required a week of foresight for proper execution. He started by pooping in a plastic bag and leaving it on the back porch for a week. He then crushed the dried poop in the bag, explaining, “If you have never done this before, it makes a powder.” Next, he bought a pack of the cigarettes his victim smoked, emptied out the tobacco, filled them with the poop dust and replaced them in the pack.
Later on, the unsuspecting smoker took out a cigarette, tried to light one, inhaled and vomited — all while driving. Though it’s unclear what the guy did to deserve the shit cigarette, I think it’s best that none of us ask any questions. For all we know, we could be next.
To that end, Reddit’s most twisted minds have revealed the times they went all John Wick on somebody — and there’s a lot more excrement-related vengeance to behold.