43 Funny Tweets About Kids and Teens

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43 Funny Tweets About Kids and Teens

Though children may seem blissfully unaware of the world around them, content with eating chicken fingers, binge-watching Bluey and saying “Watch this!” before executing a series of sugar-fueled dance moves, they can also be very insightful. Just ask the exasperated parent whose kid answered “Because we kids” when questioned why he was up playing past his bedtime. 

In fact, whether you’re a seasoned parent or simply tasked with the occasional babysitting stint, you have likely borne witness to the surprising, sometimes unconventional wisdom of children. Whether it’s a child with a different interpretation of hanging up clothes or a teen with the spirit of an old-timer, these hilarious tweets about kids will help you see the world through youthful eyes again.

cory @coolmathgame_.22  congratulations my wife: do u want to hold him me: yes  wow. he's so precious doctor: put me down 33 6,144 63.9K 813K

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icky! @ickyburd. 1d biden giving that child an unbeatable two truths and a lie answer for the rest of their life NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost. 1d Biden, 81, bites baby dressed as chicken during WH Halloween event trib.al/xKk2QyM GRIS GRI 119 15.9K 306K 5.6M

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Emma Szewczak ... @EmmaSzewczak Nativity season is upon us! My son has been cast as a wise man. My daughter, on the otherhand - Nativity and costumes Inbox x 12:16 (2 hours ago) to me Good afternoon, We have started preparations for our nativity! We are all really looking forward to seeing it come together and know your child will be excited, too! Your child has been cast as a door. This role will be interactive. Please could their costume be brought into school by November 25th. Their costumes can be purchased or created at home using things such as cardboard

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MrsRuvi @MrsRuvi My teen daughter just asked to approve her plans for a date (on a Thursday night): -4pm dinner at Bob Evans -Antiquing after -park for pickleball -home by 9. My daughter seems to be 70 years old. 7:48 AM Oct 24, 2024 5.6M Views 1.3K 4.7K 238K 4.1K

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Lucy Huber ... @clhubes Forgot it was picture day for my son yesterday and accidentally sent him to school in a shirt covered in angry-looking pumpkins BUT remembered picture day for my daughter today and did remember to remove the temporary tattoo sleeve on both her arms so 9:58 AM. Oct 23, 2024 51.8K Views 23 25 3.4K 39

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ray @deadst4r.21h ... i cracked at this. is my humour broken? son block 221 18K 59.1K 1.9M

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Lucy Huber Follow ... @clhubes These people are NOT going to like how many times I've gotten my kid a Hot Wheels from the grocery store simply because he asked for it. Kayla @kaylamellis_ Jul 1 I think what makes me sad is people are calling my daughter spoiled because she asked for a fruit and I bought it for her... a very simple, easy, reasonable ask.. like do these people never try to give their kids small things they would like? That's so sad... honestly.. x.com/kaylamellis_IS... 10:17 AM Jul 2, 2024 274.9K Views

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Anouska Curzon @Noosh1977. 1d ... Daughter saved a bee and made it some motivational posters. ٢٥٧ can KEER Goido THES 60 889 14.7K 489K

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@itssherifield @itssherifield . 1d ... My daughter has a terrible mouth and I don't know where the fuck she's learning this shit. 46 137 1.2K 49K

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the wife ... @luckylibra999 yall my son took his first school pictures 1:33 PM Sep 11, 2024 17.2M Views

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Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz 15h Just walked by a teen who anxiously asked his friend Baddies will be there, right? and the friend sighed and said We'll see 157 5,380 94.3K 1.5M

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Lil Bit @LizerReal. 22h The restaurant labeled my 7yo's take out chicken fingers as ... kids finger and now she's running around the house maniacally laughing and saying deeeelicious kids fingers mmmm as she eats them oh no KIDS FINGER earthchoice® 35 725 19.8K 226K

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Dan Sheehan @ItsDanSheehan 1d ... It's crazy that you don't really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day 15 418 12.9K 276K

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Subscribe ... @Whotfismick nobody: me and my son: 5:01 PM Oct 26, 2024 226.4K Views

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@Guiness_Pig. 1d ... My nephew had an upset stomach for a few days. Once he felt better, he said that when he grew up he would invent a medication that would make diarrhea instantly gone and he'd call it gone-a- rhea and we grownups were like nahhh buddy that name is kinda already taken. 83 4,871 84.9K del 1.8M

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@_EricLa... .1d Hennessey James ... Told my nephew to get off that game and hang up his clothes.... See now I'm mad 392 3,863 35.6K 1.4M

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bilatinman kio @kzzrttt.22h my niece and nephew got roblox accounts and all they've been doing is inviting me to weird ass fucking games while i'm at work Invite from 01:58 is inviting you to join Furry Infection game ! Invite from Yesterday, 20:29 is inviting you to join Climb Block Stairs(Obby)! Invite from Yesterday, 16:03 is inviting you to join Don't Make The Button Angry ! Invite from Yesterday, 14:55 is inviting you to join Pomni in Area 51 The Amazing Digital Circus! Invite from Yesterday, 14:38 is inviting you to join  Punching Madness Thu 21:57 Roblox Pooppybutty

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Political science В.А. @Intern... 11h ... The only skin to skin contact my newborn will receive is a firm handshake 15 264 4,359 del 112K

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Annoying fully remote worker @Frediculous My daughter had a bday party to be at at 11am (i know). Anyway, i missed 2 confusing turns in a row and my daughter started reading the turns to me. I said, i got it. She said you obviously dont got it GIF

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Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer 15h ... My son turns 15 next week and I told him we should open presents at 2:12 pm because that's when he was born and he said, That's a weird thing to keep in your memories but.... whatever. Have kids. They're a delight. 220 361 11.4K 183K

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Alyssa Leader @alittleleader-11h ... Just walked to the grocery store at 10 PM and saw a disgruntled father walking out with his teen daughter, who was holding a tri-fold poster board and looked harried. Pray for this family. 77 1,184 36.1K 724K

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Neena Jha @DrNeenaJha 1d ... Attempting to play football in the park with my kids when a random boy shouts out your mum isn't very good at football... My kids responses? Kid 1: She's trying her best & she's never had a football lesson in her life! Kid 2: (loudly) And she's on her period!! 574 1,531 40.9K 1M

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fragrance and foolishness @B... 21h ... Thinking about how we found a toy that my niece stole out of a store and she wouldn't confess to stealing it so my sister said the cops would come to arrest me if they think I did it and she told me well you better hide 78 2,041 32.1K 894K

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mary @voightkampffft. 19h ... a kindergarten class was at the library on a field trip along with the normal morning baby/toddler crowd and i i looked over to see some kids petting one of the babies on the head like a dog. the teacher was like that's not your baby!!! leave that baby alone!!! 15 397 9,880 del 179K

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Burner @BurnerDontask. 3d ... my 6 year old niece when i trick her into grabbing the electric fence @sadhotgirI.4d i'm so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it CC 29A DD иогле 0:09 35 2.7K 46K 1.5M

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen 19h ... first baby: i don't think we're going to do screens for the first two years second baby: well her older brother is watching tv so she can watch some too third baby: ok bud this is called tubi, i'll see you this afternoon 9 77 1,600 93.5K

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IFY @IfyNwadiwe When my daughter was this age, she cried because she ate a lollipop so fast she thought someone else ate it. I don't think a furry is the issue here. Libs of TikTok Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Sep 10 Little kid is frightened and bursts into tears at the sight of a furry in public When did this become normalized? SHARE Su 0:10 2:34 PM Sep 11, 2024 4.9M Views

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sympathetic opposition @sym... 1d ... feels so weird to be telling a kid omg you've gotten so tall since i saw you last.....as a kid i used to be like why do grownups always say that....its bc kids get so tall than since you saw them last 61 5,691 77.4K del 1.4M

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Richard Richie Loco Nevel... 1d ... Me pretending to be sick due to the fake food my niece cooked so that I can have her toy kitchen shut down N 24 2,454 23.7K 449K

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sarah @sablaah.22h ... your annoying ipad kid nephew after one too many Shirley Temples at the family function BREAKTHR DEADWHOUGH THROUGH GRUGN PRIZE FREE cg adidas HROUGH EAKTHROU BREAKT H scores GO fl BALAKTWROUGH CHI NAT P EANTHROUGH BREAKTHRO PAIZE PRIZE GH BREAKTHROUGH PRIZE OUGH BREAKT PRIZE From The Hollywood Reporter 1M 18.6K 683 62

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Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix 4h ...  Me: Put your homework in your backpack. Child: I know.  Me: Put your homework in your backpack. Child: I know.  Me: Did you put your homework in your backpack? Child: I will.  Text from child at school: you won't believe this 13 67 1,769 29K

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Shay-Boogie @HeartBre... 1d ... Well what are they saying now? Cause I'm still saying off the chain tHE.IAST TOP @jusLikeMik.... 1d I said lit during a conversation today and my nephew and niece laughed and called me old and said who still says lit GIF 153 1,977 12.7K 636K

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Lance McDonald @manfightdra... 1d ... Kids have it tough these days X r/teenagers Join u/Serval987 7h 13 I fucking HATE being 13 Discussion Yesterday my whole class had to stay behind for 30 minutes because some kid kept yelling sigma sigma on the wall, who's the skibidiest of them all. 828 223 407 15K 246K 4.5M

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Te @teehee4free.22h ... Ik they both don't play about their oatmeal and applesauce.... Dexerto @Dexerto.1 1d Robert De Niro at 80 with his 10 month old baby Не had his first child over 46 years ago

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Harrison Weinreb @harriweinr... .16h ... Friend meeting my newborn: omg what's his name Me: I don't know he won't tell us 2 59 1,219 27.1K

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Sade @_munchkinn.8h My niece had 5 waffles, that's half the box. She can't stay here no more 26 155 853 43.5K

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Follow ... @NoEmmeG i i asked my son why they was up playing he said because we kids thicc ass miniature pony @_YamSmalls_. С Oct 22 i've been telling my 2 year old to leave something alone for 30 minutes so finally i asked if he wanted to get in trouble and he said yes. 12:36 AM Oct 23, 2024 5.6M Views

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pebbles @penbbles 17h i kinda get why child leashes exist theres nobody who wants to kill themselves more than a baby who's just learned how to walk dee и @fairyartmo... . 3 3d The litmus test for whether I will accept your advice regardless of whether you are a parent or not depends on how you feel about these. x.com/theereal_one/s... 294 6,462 95K 1.5M

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tia @dontfacetimeme 21h update on middle school in 2024 from my niece Today 1:47 PM *kendrick voice* n***a BUM! i'm crying my snack plug went to jail iMessage Cash q W r i t e y u o p 3 78 2,031 del 31.8K

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@teaandrobots . 22h angery foosh this baby can list every English war crime from memory The author, Séamas O'Reilly @shockp... 3/17/20 For those saying my son looks Irish. That photo is not even in the top ten. May I present, at seven months old, my precious little pintbaby. GUINNESS 38 3.4K 54K 2.3M

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Eric @odailybitch.22h the text i just received from my 10 year old niece after her first day of school Today 2:20PM Guess what? I got a gay best friend he's so nice. And super zesty. 30 763 43.7K 824K

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rare insults @insultsrare 10h ... @L he Yesterday I asked my 12-year-old son what other kids at school think about him having 2 dads. His response: They don't care but they don't like how I'm immune to Yo Mama jokes. Yo mama so ugly yo dad had to get a husband 155 3,778 75K 1.5M

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little miss can't be wrong @al... 16h ... helped a lost child in the park today for the first time and yay he is safe and sound, but i need to work on my tone W children because when he approached and asked if i could help him i said, sure what's up? 138 1,103 52K del 1M

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@charleyonhere 17h newborn babies after they open their eyes Post Barack Obama Follow ... @BarackObama Update: I just saw The Color Purple and loved it. 19 2,042 36.8K del 770K

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Jillian needs a living wage @no_good_wyfe 1d ... I give my 11 y/o nephew pastels and within 3 hours of receiving them he's like I call this one 'Imprisoned ?????? Is this from a YouTube tutorial or something or is this kid literally Picasso including the mood disorder 12K 590 206K 5.1M

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Katie D @KatieDeal99.18h ... My dad told my daughter she was the best duster ever then leaned in to me and whispered if you tell kids they're amazing at the chore they don't bitch about doing it and suddenly I'm questioning if I really was the most amazing weed-puller he ever saw 246 5,247 117K del 2.7M

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rosie @feelingsstores 20h babysitting a 3yr old he asked what my favorite song is so i asked him the same question and he said maybe rockabye baby or maybe happy birthday 10 61 1,229 22.5K

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WedgeBuster @WedgeB... 11h ... Daughter #4 really wrapped this up for daughter #2 to open. 496 13K 154K 5.7M

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Grace @gracecamille_ 1h ... my 4 year old nephew has long flowy hair & my dad was overstepping per usual and was like don't you want a BOY haircut?? And my sister snapped and was like he can have whatever haircut НЕ wants!!!!! And my nephew immediately asked for Larry's hair Imao 16 322 del 10.1K

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Lucy Huber @clhubes 1d I love when families have one or a few standardly named children and one totally out-there-named child and you're just like....what happened here 397 464 7,073 582K

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