35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, December 3, 2024
Rockefeller Center’s famous Christmas tree won’t be the only thing lighting up the plaza this month; SNL has announced a merry slate of hosts for December’s lineup. Paul Mescal will make his hosting debut when the show returns from its holiday hiatus this weekend, then some familiar faces will take up the mantle the following weeks—Chris Rock is set to return for his fourth time as host, while Martin Short will wrap up the 2024 shows by officially joining the Five-Timers Club. The three new episodes will also feature first-time performances from musical guests Shaboozey and Gracie Abrams, and a second performance for Hozier.
While we’re still days away from knowing next year’s Golden Globes nominees, one cheerful honoree has already been disclosed. Two-time Golden Globe winner and Cheers actor Ted Danson will receive the Carol Burnett Award for Career Achievements, following in the footsteps of Norman Lear, Ryan Murphy, and of course, the namesake herself. In a statement, Golden Globes president Helen Hoehne noted that Danson “has entertained audiences for decades with his iconic performances that will forever be ingrained in television history.”
The timeline is filled with its own stars slinging out hilarious tweets. Today’s funniest include those involving this century’s greatest pop star, a hat with a profound message, and a future class-action lawsuit baking in the oven.
