44 Horrid Bits of Trivia Screamed at Us by the Krampus As He Struck Us Repeatedly With a Birch Rod

You kids these days have it made. Back in our day, we had facts beaten into us with all kinds of foreign objects. Did we mind? A little. But we had facts, and that’s all that mattered. Our fact-givers didn’t know any other way back then.
Luckily for you, we now know much softer ways of passing along facts. This list, for example. All it takes is a little reading and comprehending, you precious little softies.
The Eiffel Tower

Factory Disaster

Disney and the Nazis

Source: 24 Startlingly Dark Secrets About The Disney Company
Pinky and the Brain

Beats By Dre

Susan Sarandon

Bill Murray

Source: The Guardian
Seinfeld

Doom

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Lady Gaga

007

Extras

TV Firsts

Vodka Payments

The FDA

Sean Bean

Showgirls

The Lottery

Personality Disorders

Sleeping for Learning

Source: 17 Fascinating Facts About Child Development (That Tell Us Lots About Adults)
‘American’ Cheese

Charles Darwin

McDonald’s

Source: CNN
World War II Codebreakers

Cats

Dome Homes

The Scream Mask

Irene Adler

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The Golden Girls

Rabbits

Jamie Hyneman

Source: Tested
Alexandria

Thomas Jefferson

Source: 22 Facts That Shatter Your Image of American Presidents
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Ford’s Theater

Haunted Houses

Shrek

Omega-3 Oil

Ancient Greece

30 Rock

The Vikings

Morrissey

Charondas

Dorothy Gibson
