50 Hilarious Tweets About Family to Print Out and Show to Your Grandpa

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50 Hilarious Tweets About Family to Print Out and Show to Your Grandpa

Every family has a different dynamic, and their special traditions reflect that. Some are classic, like, “I help my grandma make mashed potatoes for Thanksgiving dinner,” while others are decidedly less so, like, “When I camped with grandpa as a kid, he made me smoke Black & Milds to keep the mosquitos away.” 

I’m not passing judgment on anyone’s familial bonds, but if given the choice, I’d want to hang out with Black & Mild Grandpa. He seems like someone who’s lived a life of adventure and throws caution to the wind, and not all of us are privileged enough to have experienced that kind of wisdom

That said, whether you have a Mashed Potato Grandma or a Black & Mild Grandpa, these tweets about family will make you laugh — or at the very least, elicit a “???” from your mom in the group chat.

Rabia @GGurldesigns.1 1d Thanks dad? Dad 8:28 PM ? 8:28 PM 4 UNREAD MESSAGES Dad Restaurant 8:28 PM Where we went today 8:29 PM Without you 8:29 PM 107 3,760 58.1K 1M

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Jada Lynn MM MM @Jayyyyyy_25.21h ... Grandparents buy their grandkids anything DURO 467 4,527 61.2K 1M

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Mom Jeans Follow ... @momjeansplease Me: Grandpa hasn't been the same since the war Him: Vietnam? Me: Thumb 10:40 AM Sep 15, 2019 16 219 1.3K 5

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Officer Martinez 7 @CBMovieFan 1d Imagine having an issue with Krypto Mom Today THEY CHANGED KRYPTO'S BREED!!! He's supposed to be a Labrador or something!!!! 12:29 1 unread message your cousin just bought a house 12:29 1.2K 44 41K 470K

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@taroko02.1d Just had basically this conversation with my dad Mitski....just introduced to her. Have you listened? Father. Father mitski is THE sad lesbian music 2 UNREAD MESSAGES I never knew I was a sad lesbian No wonder I have been feeling so conflicted 131 12K 192K 1.9M

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brooke @b_pruck 1d ... many of you did not experience the panic of getting the you've used 90% of your data plan text on like the 21st of the month and then waiting a few minutes for the message from your dad in the family group chat unleashing absolute fucking hellfire upon you and your sibling(s) 215 8,183 116K 3.1M

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@conte... ...9h out of context dogs ... Dad: *doesn't want dog* Family: *gets dog anyway* Dad and the dog: 10 397 5,818 155K

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@RICKYRAGE. 1d ... verNOn @V_nASSty Omg | just joined my nephew's IG live and he goes thats my gay uncle everyone 21 871 15.9K 334K

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jonah @JonahGraber 22h ... Why did my grandma use this emoji here Today 6:52 PM Did you get to work on time? Shooting in a subway in the Bronx. 221 2,527 67.9K 2.8M

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Giovanni Colantonio @MarioP... 15h ... My grandma (99, dementia) was at a trivia night in her memory care unit and they asked Who shot JFK? and she said I did. 156 3,404 53.1K 940K

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MILLIY N @blackhautte.1 1d ... mannn my grandma know she need a new dish rag got me over here washing dishes wit a thong 541 3,377 53.7K del 1.7M

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Sam Jones @SamJonesMCR 20h ... Spent the evening varnishing my Grandparents dining room floor. Here's a list of things they offered me in the three hours I was there... - A pork pie - A cup of tea I A glass of milk I A bacon sandwich A Cricket bat A Drinks cabinet A diet plan because I'm 'looking big' - The number of a landscape gardener A picture of Josh - Training to be a wrestler Chocolate - A small statue of a boat in a bottle A pair of trousers Six muffins - Four muffins At least take

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HOURLY L shitpost @h....- 15h ... quieres CG Cool Grandpa > Am I still in your phone as Cool Grandpa? Of course you are!! Why? Just checking. Those little yellow guys are me. Giwholesumboomers 87 3,783 118K 1.8M

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mom mom mom mom mom @n... 1d ... I suggest to my kid that she could leave her purse at home as she goes to spend the weekend at her grandparents house. No, my money is in it. What could you possibly need money for at Grammy's house? In case I need to make a bet 21 212 7,547 del 93.4K

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Motivational Pictures With Re... 17h ... Dad is killing it in the family gc My meme for today: In case of emergency Break glass F Ceiling 11 241 9,226 147K

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meg memes @goldfishlover69.2d ... This is how I just found out my sister is getting a divorce Google You're no longer part of Kevin's family group Hi Meg, You're no longer part of Kevin's family on Google. This means you won't be able to access Google services used by your family group. You can only switch family groups once in a 12- month period. 1 10 1.1K 19K

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olivia @boygirlwife 19h being in public with ur dad is like oh don't mind him he's socially inept and being in public with ur mom is like so sorry about her she doesn't know about empathy 250 20K 189K 3.5M

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matt @computer_gay. 16h ... 69 M Mom Did you or Dad ever watch Twin Peaks in the 80s? Or listen to the Smiths? No to both We were happy 88 4,507 88.7K 1.5M

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bob l'éponge @ghostfacewayne 19h ... saw my great grandma today and she asked if my tattoo was of her this is the tattoo (she looks nothing like that) 34 393 6,146 125K

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Jeremy О. Harris @jeremyohar... 18h ... Go over to say hi to aunt Sue and her roommate Kathy! 55 3,954 83.3K du 2.4M

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Owen @miseblock 17h ... Worst FOMO of my life 8:03 32 < D Dad в o В. Burritos On Board. That was for mom! 6 99 6,513 89.6K

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favored by God эїв @kaseyonnuh - 1d Real lovers Imao Wild TikToks @wildtiktokss.2d my grandparents divorced, got Alzheimer's, forgot they divorced, and think they're married again 10 3.9K 45K 1.6M

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u can call me loors banquet 20h ... My grandpa will use any excuse to go to Texas Roadhouse НА НА ? Hello beautiful granddaughter. Can I treat you to Texas Roadhouse to celebrate your success? Love you, grandpa D Reply Add Sticker + Copy Translate A x More... 143 947 33.3K 1M

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Kristen Mulrooney @missmulr... 16h ... Having a nice dinner with the family and my son asked me Truth or dare? so obviously I chose truth as the safer option, and he said Who do you have a crush on aside from Dad? and everyone went silent and stared at me accusingly. 55 182 10.3K 251K

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mechanical bull @KahlibB_ 23h ... Love when a mama is for all the drama. 4:49 5G 1 M Mother > Come out the closet at the family reunion in June I'll throw my plate like I didn't know 214 6,018 99.7K 1.5M

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mom mom mom mom mom Follow @notmythirdrodeo My kid lovingly posted a Do Not Disturb- Let Mom Sleep sign on my door last night and then opened that door every five minutes this morning to see if I was awake yet in case you were wondering what Mother's Day is really like. 9:34 AM May 12, 2024 245.8K Views

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kiwi @kiwehhhhh.1d My grandma thinks all scam calls are from the same Indian guy. He's been calling me for years, she says. 24 871 27.5K del 776K

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Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony 1d When you're at the bottom of your father's rankings between you and your siblings, (don't worry. It can always change.) 7 245 4.5K 225K

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ash @tripnf4ll.19h My cousin thinking Jr. was short for Joctor 4 225 2,639 del 70.9K

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?? @honeyicedtee_. 7h My Grandma turned 71 yesterday and this how she decided to take her picture uh oh 104 912 8,100 144K

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Grip Bayless @talleyberry... 1d ... My grandma just told me her first apartment was $130 a month and now I wanna beat somebody up 74 1,988 16.4K 340K

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Airi @iiiam_airib 1d I wish heaven had a phone...I sure do need a Cashapp from my grandma rn 394 1,780 12.8K 623K

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kishmish @acchabaathai 10h I think i am bad influence Can i get a small room cooler so i dont kms in summers 12:51 pm (Dad) Yes, sure, but is it allowed in hostel? 12:54 pm And kms means? 12:54 pm (Mom) Kill my self 12:57 pm Message 90 3,837 67.3K 1M

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XONSG @XONSG1.2d This is an actual art piece down to the temu notification sim @sossmona.2d bra no way my mom used ai to see what my brother looked like in da future... n made it her wallpaper Swipe up to unlock 7:23 top ago 9as ago Temu Notification TEMI Instagram Notification 32 3.8K 102K dJ 2M

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ely kreimendahl Subscribe ... @ElyKreimendahl my kid was upset because I took away her iPad and she was like ugh! I bet when you were a kid, grandma let you have your iPad! and I was like...bitch. grandma didn't even let me have my FEELINGS 6:32 PM.May 21, 2024 2.5M Views 82 5.4K 87K 1.3K

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acid reflux updates @widelybe... 2d ... Verizon 3:30 PM 17% 19 M Mom> Yesterday 7:21 PM Dad accidentally recorded curb your enthusiasm on HBO Latin channel. We sat there for like five minutes, listening to it in Spanish thinking that was part of some joke. 29 1,859 68K del 2M

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Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus 10h Just thought of this I'm not the grandpa, I'm the pa who gramp'ed up 53 1.4K 842K 26K

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Mona's boyfriend @l0vetranscends 20h My sister always knows exactly what to say Today 1:31PM hey... how are you doing rn? I'm fine but not great. Work is keeping me distracted at least i took 2 whole gummies last night and i can feel my blood 5 273 12K 124K

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N @nicolechelseac. 21h When you're having a great time W your mom and you get the urge to tell her about your real life 215 7.9K 42K - 985K

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ShitpostGateway @Shitpost... 1d ... My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away 90 1,381 35.5K 2.1M

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bobby @bobbylikesbeers.1 14h ... Coca-Cola saying what's up beast to my 93 year old grandma 10 522 12.9K 486K

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dylan @laswagna 23h ITS so OVER got off the bus gonna go get head and find somewhere to hang til the train comes Dad D Go get head? Mom Doh! lol i meant food!!! 121 1.4K 59K 2M

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Alyssa Leader @alittleleader-11h ... Just walked to the grocery store at 10 PM and saw a disgruntled father walking out with his teen daughter, who was holding a tri-fold poster board and looked harried. Pray for this family. 77 1,184 36.1K 724K

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annie @annieroooney- 21h ... Learning I had a great uncle on my Polish side named Hoagy who died from being run over by a steamroller. Like the most Pittsburgh shit I've ever heard 7 231 6,270 242K

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TurkessaAli @TurkessaAli - 1 14h ... something wrong with my sister fr Today 9:51 PM yk dad in the hospital fr? Read 9:52 PM no but can u do my hair 505 2,635 44.1K 1.3M

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niccoya @niccoyat 18h ... I showed this to my great-grandma because she's had her dog for around 40+ years.. why she just tell me that she's just been replacing the dog & naming it the same thing everytime it dies?? Daily Loud @DailyLoud. 1d Bobi the world's oldest dog dies at 31 UNIVERSITY EL I CERTIFICATE - 451 II - 392 7,563 109K 5.2M

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Grace @gracecamille_ 1h ... my 4 year old nephew has long flowy hair & my dad was overstepping per usual and was like don't you want a BOY haircut?? And my sister snapped and was like he can have whatever haircut НЕ wants!!!!! And my nephew immediately asked for Larry's hair Imao 16 322 del 10.1K

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queen of the rodeo @cancerki... 19h ... Poker grandpa back at it once again 290 G Grandpa I need $50 I'll go to the casino and make 300 30 807 12.9K 594K

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zan's mom @bimbocowgirl. 21h my little brother 1:50 64 120 CR Colin> Today 11:28 AM Do you still make random tweets sometimes? I've got a really good one The world would be a better place if we just let the autistic train people handle transportation 213 4,155 104K 1.7M

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Christin @hexprax 12h ... My cousin was homeschooled bc he bit a kid and my grandma didn't want him to get punished for biting somebody so she pulled him out of school and he basically learned creationist propaganda/nothing at Christian homeschool groups for a year then he started biting people there too 11 49 1,155 33.6K

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