52 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of November 18, 2024

After exiting show business to evade a long list of credible toxic workplace accusations, Ellen DeGeneres is now also exiting the country. According to an exclusive from The Wrap, the former talk show host and her wife Portia de Rossi moved to a property they’ve owned in rural England since 2019, and have no intention of returning stateside. The pair’s move was reportedly motivated by the election of Donald Trump, but whatever the reasoning, one Twitter user noted that the comedian’s move to England is “fitting payback for them sending us James Corden.” 

But DeGeneres and Corden weren’t the only victims of the timeline’s scathing burns this week. Others included unemployed New Yorkers, Aaron Rodgers and a guy who really loves Kohl’s.