52 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of November 18, 2024

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52 of the Funniest Burns from the Week of November 18, 2024

After exiting show business to evade a long list of credible toxic workplace accusations, Ellen DeGeneres is now also exiting the country. According to an exclusive from The Wrap, the former talk show host and her wife Portia de Rossi moved to a property they’ve owned in rural England since 2019, and have no intention of returning stateside. The pair’s move was reportedly motivated by the election of Donald Trump, but whatever the reasoning, one Twitter user noted that the comedian’s move to England is “fitting payback for them sending us James Corden.” 

But DeGeneres and Corden weren’t the only victims of the timeline’s scathing burns this week. Others included unemployed New Yorkers, Aaron Rodgers and a guy who really loves Kohl’s.

yonk @Yonklerr 4d you can say that again! Maude Apatow's feature film needs talent External Inbox 2 73 2.7K 67K

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ooga @GarlicCorgi . 3d Imagine making an ad so bad that the news dunks on it TODAY @TODAYshow. 3d Coca-Cola's Al-generated holiday ad falls flat with consumers today.com/food/trends/co... 44 5.5K 112K 1.5M

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mays gilliam @djelzee 4d ... we cannot afford to dismantle the department of education carlisiaa_ @carlisiaa_ . 5 5d TIMEOUT : since wen thanksgiving's been on the 28th ???? 2.7K 27K 230K 6.7M

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katana @aspenkatana 4d Maybe I should take a break Imfaooo You work from home? Yes | do Delivered Good so I can rub them Feet while you working + Why wouldn't you be at work today if tomorrow =A 628 11K 174K 4M

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itsmfmaraaa @pradamaraa - 5d Bitches be on live with 1 viewer squinting they eyes. ... Bitch you see Shanice 881 5.3K 40K 1.2M

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myles brown @mdotbrown 4d Aaron Rodgers always shaking his head like he can't believe what happened when he's what happened 98 3.2K 48K 1.2M

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MontKIMBOrbius @REVIEWSANDREV12.5d Why is he dressed like the bath and body works logo Bath &Body Works 87 6.7K 172K 1.9M

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PriceslaughterhouseCoopers, CPA @GarbageYu... 3d ... A pro wide receiver out there thinks this is the hardest thing he's ever seen Flexington Ave Local @Dr_TacoMD . 3 3d Ngl if I see someone wearing this, I'm crossing the street THE JOKER Kith 6 124 3.1K 139K

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bigdookie.bsky @HeronEmoji - 5d My mom texting me from an anime convention 96 M Mom a IVILO UUNIC Yesterday 2:42 PM Good god this is a freak show We just got here A lot of people that look like Yugi O. Help 135 8.5K 148K 2.6M

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arden @pavlyndon . 3d ... evil ethan hawke fravia @hughcruise.4d this hairstyle gives him a completely different personality 2 105 2.5K 71K 1.5M

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@PresidentToguro - 3 3d President-Elect Toguro ... Have you never seen an Asian man before ? Cynus @cy1nus.5 5d why don't guys dress up like this?? it's literally so cool, no? 20 648 12K 276K

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guy online @fellawhomstdve.3d finally Twitter is usable again 4F DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - 3d Mark Hamill says he will no longer post on X/Twitter. I've fled Leon's site for bluer skies You can also follow us there (but we will continue posting here): bit.ly/BSkyDF 7 56 1.9K 55K

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#harveydentisoverparty @rubysapphrald. 5d batman villain fit frisky lil bih @friskmegooddd. 5d Before After 99 118 119 120 03 I 8 - CHINA 7 34 MADE IN 6 63 CT. 2 35 38 101 8 23 001 36 7 GIT 3 6 24 CHINA LOL N 91 102 103 104 105 MADE 12 ST 2 I 13 26 OIG E 20 4 A 6 901 164 3.4K 109K 1.6M

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salem @ahhbodybang.3d notice how it's also international men's day Pop Base @PopBase. 3d Today is National Have A Bad Day Day. 514 28K 292K 5.8M

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ge m @NYETMINDER 3d he doesn't look a day over 85 NH NHL @NHL.3d The ageless wonder 4.9K 4 155 206K

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ok @slugcharmer 3d insane airlines ad. obsessed Ryanair @Ryanair 22h how did you know I was flying to Turkey? 250 2.3K 25K 1M 1 129 2.4K 81K

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A @dollyhartz 3d ... The Johnny Depp lookalike competition has officially started in New York City. 2 5.3K 73K 953K

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kvvoya@tech.lgbt @kvvoya 3d imagine being a tree and finding out that this is what you died for M originalidad 0 @Enderr521 . 3d x k @ catfofinno8 593 16K 284K 5.8M

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j @onejadelemonade - e 6d at these point we're the fucking tortured ones Pop Base @PopBase 6d Taylor Swift unveils the physical cover for 'The Tortured Poets Department: The Anthology.' FILE NAME The Anthology SIDE SIDE SIDE SEDE с Guilty White OH Mei ICan Hi Him (No Really 1Can / koml SIDE SEDE SEDE of Forteight find Pat Mahac The Toctured Pocts Department My Boy Only Becak His Favorite Toco Donne Had 2015 F thank your aMMcc Harkin Poople's Windows /The Prophecy / Cassandra The Albutions Chko Samor Sophia or Manue 1 Bou Did Solligh School I Can Do Ir Wate Brokin Heart / The Smallest Mas Who Ever Lived /The Alchemy / Clara Bon /The Black Dog

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zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits 3d might be an all time celebrity Cary Dubek Move POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.3 3d John Stamos is facing backlash for wearing a bald cap in solidarity with his 'Full House' co-star Dave Coulier, who was diagnosed with cancer. 2 120 4.1K 212K

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ran @hadestorm.4d FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 4d Gaspar Noé says he would like to make a movie for children next. (variety.com/2024/film/glob...) 89 5.3K 41K 1.3M

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italian stallion @hotPONTIFEX. 4d what in the actual fuck Linda Yaccarino X @lindayaX.4d Sunday Sauce. Yes, the meatballs have raisins in them! 85 571 21K 1.1M

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Zachary Smith @ZacharySmithPGH.4d ... I can smell the nap I'm gonna take from here Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate - 4d Thanksgiving 2024: The #Giants with Tommy DeVito take on the #Cowboys with Cooper Rush at 4:30 ET on FOX, with Tom Brady on the call. ANTS 15 10 256 8.4K 112K 6M

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gojo akgae @hottogojo . 3d ... they know their target audience wont be busy on valentines day so they gave yall a treat DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm.3d The first 2 episodes of 'YELLOWJACKETS' Season 3 release on February 14. 3.2K 44K 118 1.3M

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blonde @AwstenOfficial. 2d he looks so easy to steal from man look where his phone is besa RYAN GUZMAN HQ @rguzmanHQ.2d NEW I Ryan Guzman via party goer at the Jennifer Love Hewitt event, 19.11.2024 cc 0:08 12 109 3.1K 67K

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Matthew Ferrari @MatthewFerrari 4d 2016 is down the hall and to the left mrs bloody goforth @noiryear 5d So funny that she's deemed one of the most evil villains of all time when she was just a cold woman in a uniform just bossing a group of impuissant middle aged men 23 217 6.7K 252K

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miss bae @yungskuntebony 5d You would think Michigan a Oompa Loompa factory look how short they are omg DDG @PontiacMadeDDG.5d EVIL TWINSKIIII THANK YOU 140 1K 12K 658K

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ocean? @theow_ghana.4d Do you understand half? RUTH @it_Rutie.4d Half Igbo, Half Edo, Half Canadian. 804 8K 88K del 2.1M

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serena shahidi @glamdemon2004.4d The other night I ordered a series of drinks so bizarre that the bartender earnestly asked what's going on with you 32 2.1K 76K del 1M

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MoMo @momo4deuce . 2d My step son mad because I bought him some fake Jordan's boy you my fake son 1.3K 14K 186K 5.7M

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26X9 ANTOINE DINÈRO @IAMTOINEJ 1d November moving quicker than 2 gays who met 3 days ago ... 127 1.7K 11K 480K

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Maya @mayahiga 1d ... do u guys think I should keep letting my assistant manage my calendar Chandler now с The dentist asked if you could come in at 2:50 instead of 2:50 Chandler 173 2.3K 159K 3.6M

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Ayo @ayoremastered 22h Is everyone unemployed in new york? POP CRAVE Pop Crave @PopCrave.2 2d Rachel Sennott lookalike contest scheduled for November 24th in New York. RACHEL SENNOTT LOOKALIKE CONTEST $50 CASH PRIZE NOVEMBER 24TH 3 PM - TOMPKINS SQUARE HARI KRISHNA TREE 459 7.9K 214K 5.6M

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mamakhe @ZandiTee. 2d Vapes for sure Ramp Capital @RampCapitalLLC-2d What does this company sell based on their logo? Wrong answers only. JaGuar 275 13K 315K 4.9M

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Joe Ramoni @joeramoni. 1d A fitting payback for them sending us James Corden CONSEQUENCE @consequence• 1d Ellen DeGeneres has moved to England following the 2024 presidential election -> cos.lv/bewJ50UbuZk 117 3.5K 81K del 1.9M

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Vampire-Posting @GravelordPosts. 1d Gonna get banned from the theater for absolutely whalloping a child (They talked during the movie) DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm - dd The first 'LORD OF THE RINGS: WAR OF THE ROHIRRIM' popcorn bucket is a 27-inch War Hammer replica. 63 58K 4.5K 1.4M

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@sadgorlzai - 2d ... #womeninmaledominatedfields what do u want me to say Say sorry ??? What am I supposed to be sorry for again 66 13K 137K 1.6M

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Juckport J. Trillions @6SHOTEVOLVER.1d ... Kohl's gotta feel like a rave to this guy never heard of it @localchaos_. 1d this guy has some of the WORST music taste I have ever fucking seen. Jason mraz?!!!! Fun?!!! IMAGINE DRAGONS?!?!?!!!!! Bumble My location Chicago From St. Louis, MO Lives in Chicago, IL My Top Artists on Spotify Jason Mraz Cage The Elephant Chappell Roan Relient К Jack Stauber Scissor Sisters Darlingside fun. Imagine Dragons The Script 2.5K 37 67K 1.7M

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Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink.2 2d ... So close! That is actually video games Radec @realradec. 2d life in 2013 Democracy THE strop they - made - - SECURITY member of NO f - N - grand PRESS START BUTTON theft auto, - start a new game COLUMBIA BIOSHOCK RAFFLE FAIR Audien JOH INFINITE single player DELICATESSEN play multiplayer visit kg FOR - and contact play Launch PRESS START BUTTON Educational content options multiplayer Welcome sit Creed IV Black Flag Welcome DE Agunta's mom 38 1.8K 77K 1.1M

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bea forza ferrari! @sedicisempre.3d ... S can't believe they were able to find a real dragon this similar to the animation toothless, incredible work Pop Base @PopBase.3 3d Toothless in the live-action remake of 'HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON' versus the original animation. 167 26K 326K 6.5M

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father of dads @xanborghini . 3d who are these people Underground Sound @therealugs 3d This generation's A$AP Rocky & Rihanna 352 7K 142K 3.6M

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jenita! @pattincinema 2d anne hathaway you are queen of genovia you do not need to stoop to these levels FILM UPDATES Film Updates @FilmUpdates 2d Anne Hathaway to star in the adaptation of Colleen Hoover's 'VERITY' It follows, Lowen Ashleigh, a struggling writer who is on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Verity COLLEEN INITD 176 15K 187K 4.5M

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Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman 1d my gf just put on a 6-hour baby sensory fruit dancing video immediately after i showed her A Serious Man 24 54 2.6K 63K

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Ibrahim Khan @unrealpathan 1 1d ... This screenshot is hilarious because it's just a still image and yet you can already tell her acting sucks Matt Murdock @ZeroYear97.1 1d x.com/TheCinesthetic... 135 4.7K 1.9M 106K

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@biopsybimbo.2 20h morgue not moving to the other website because i know in my heart that this is the vibe over there Me, not giving a single heck TikTok @eedarthebarefoot 328 4.7K 90K 1.6M

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linz @100bandz69420.4d I think of this guy every time I see a photo of RFK 4.3K 69K 881 1.4M

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@RICKYRAGE. 2d iCarly furniture: Drought @_drought.2d iMirrors ship out early December Now Living Find Yourself GRAPHIC HISTORY DROUGHT QSL 68 12K 297K 4.9M

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Deus @DeadMansRequiem -1 1d City getting blasted and this dickhead taking a fit pic DF DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm . dd The first trailer for 'SUPERMAN' will reportedly release in mid-December It is expected to appear in theaters with 'MUFASA: THE LION KING' (Source: collider.com/superman-first...) 561 12K 186K 5.8M

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Sam Alberti @sam_alberti 2d the ugliest men you've ever seen in your life are showing up to this Oriana González @OrianaBeLike - 2d washington, dc: the eyes of the world will be on us, we must not fail jack schlossberg look-alike contest 2 Sunday, Nov 24 2:00pm 9 112 5.8K 220K

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maria @armastiernas 2d ... rolie polie olie ass pot nclsbrrz @neecodemo . 2d La olla mas linda que vi en mi vida 327 29K 8.1M 332K

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Neil Renic @NC_Renic 2d People who went to Oxford will be like, this cold weather reminds me of Oxford, where I attended the University of Oxford, as a member of the University of Oxford 367 3.1K 52K 1.6M

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