19 WTF Moments People Had at Work

You really shouldn’t do that with a colostomy bag…
19 WTF Moments People Had at Work

No matter where you work, drama will find you. Sometimes, though, there’s a bit of a twist ending. For instance, a Redditor remembers the time two of their colleagues were in the restroom. One of them heard struggling sounds from the next stall, and kicked the door down, thinking the guy was having a heart attack. Fortunately, he wasn’t having a heart attack. Unfortunately, he was enjoying some alone time before getting interrupted. Obviously, everyone else at the office quickly heard about what had happened. 

Other Redditors have recalled the embarrassing, dramatic and straight-up WTF moments they’ve witnessed at work, including a story about a guy who thought he was faster than a deep fryer.

joethehopper 7y ago My previous employer bought everyone KFC for MLK day every year. Не was ~45, we were a group of white 20 somethings. We knew it was wrong, but we never could bring ourselves to jeopardize our free chicken. 111 ...

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The_Ass-Crack_Bandit 7y ago Well I don't work there anymore, but the owner and a cook were arguing, exchanged insults and then the boss chased the guy with a knife. Of course the guy quit on the spot. The owner is crazy AF but I never thought he would act like that. + 56 ...

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muhzle 7y ago We have this guy at work that we call two coke Tom, anytime you see him in the break room he has at least two cans of coke that he chugs and moves on to get more. One day while I was washing my hands in the bathroom, he walks in, downs a whole bottle of pepto bismol, looks at himself in the mirror for a solid 5 seconds and then heads straight into the bathroom stall. This guy already creeped me out so I noped right out of the bathroom before I heard whatever he was

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ieatbrainz 13y ago I will never forget the day our GM almost got us shut down.. I worked at a Fuddruckers and he brutally murdered an opossum that was outside our back doors on the patio by hitting it over the head a few times with a hammer and then stabbing it repeatedly with a prep knife.. in front of about 20 elderly women.. 642 ...

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DeadlyToaster 13y ago At my first job ever, I worked with a meth head. Like he did meth in the bathroom. Meth. Не had worked there for two years and never got caught. One day he came up to me after the store closed (this was a grocery store) and asked if I could cover the last hour of his shift since he covered an hour for me earlier this week. I said sure and he was so excited that he took a bottle of windex off the shelf and took a drink of it. True story. 312 ...

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imataqito 13y ago Used to work in a deli with a remote order station in front of the counter. People can put in their order into the machine and come back later for their stuff. The workers hated that thing since all it did was just add to our workload, esp when things were crazy at the counter. One especially busy Sunday, one of the dudes just lost it. Не marched to the machine and punched it so hard it fell over. Took off his apron and marched out of the store. I think he got canned soon after. Also,

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pabstish 13y ago . I had a patient of mine in the ER where I work take his colostomy bag off and start swirling it around over his head like and over zealous stripper. Thanks to our lovely friend physics, this sent the contents of the bag flying all over the room like a damn sprinkler. That was a shitty Monday. 151 ...

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taralegal 12y ago o When I worked for a criminal defense attorney, we once had a 17 y.o. client come in to pay his $10,000 retainer in cash. No parent was with him. Не had it in a paper bag. + 5 ...

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trezegol 13y ago Worked as a tech support, front desk, with an ISP. A client told me that any email he sent was always returned to him. I asked him if he knew the mailer deamon error message, he said he didn't know what I was talking about, and proceeded to pull out 2 or 3 envelopes with an email address written on them, completed with a stamp.... facepalm + 1.6K ...

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 13y ago . Edited 13y ago . a long time employee at mcdonald's said you would not get burned if you stuck your hand in the fryer oil and pulled it out real quick. I said you would. he showed me. he got burned. + 1.6K ...

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radiomix 13y ago . A guy showed up for a job interview at my work (municipality). The job he applied for was an opening as a police officer. Now it clearly states on the application that you must go through a back ground check. This dumbass comes in for the interview, agrees to go have a background check and quickly gets arrested for his armed robbery charges he knew he had warrants for. 882 ...

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Ar72 2y ago . Edited 2y ago Top 5% Poster A colleague was enjoying a bit of alone time in a toilet cubicle and was caught mid-stroke after a first aider kicked the door open thinking someone was having a heart attack. + 271 ...

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weeble182 2y ago Top 1% Commenter Found a dead bloke when going in to clean a screen once. Film had been finished about ten minutes and the house lights were up and he was there in his seat. I shook his shoulder and he slumped forward. Не wasn't breathing and was cold. I flew down the corridor to the managers office and we ran back to the screen while calling an ambulance. Turns out he was just very asleep. And cold because of the aircon. 243 ...

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whistledick 12y ago Not my current job, but my first job in high school. Really shady car wash. Cocaine was being sold out of the back office without much effort to conceal the fact. Manager (dealer) punched his own mother in the face when she showed up looking for a score because she owed him money. Traumatized me at that age. + 12 ...

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DemonOWA 12y ago - Probably the drunk guy who offered to give me a blow job. Premised by the fact I reminded him of his son. + 50 ...

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TaylorMatsu 12y ago Edited 12y ago I work at a grocery store and will never forget this moment. I was working at register 3 and my friend was at one. There is a walkway in between for people to exit which is about two shopping carts wide. As we are working I hear a loud and obnoxious family start to head towards register 1 and I look towards them and then get back to what I was doing because that happens all the time at the store I work at. What would happen next would be the weirdest and funniest

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Slutty_Octopus 12y ago went to college in a small town in Texas and I worked as a pharmacy technician at Wal-Mart. One day, this short, scraggly-looking redneck guy walked up to the counter and I asked him if I could help him. Не leaned in towards me and quietly said Yeah, you guys ordered me some strychnine. I don't think so, I replied. Yeah, you did. Go ask Faye. Faye was the pharmacist. So I asked Faye and she quietly told me that we did indeed order some strychnine for him and told me where I could find it in

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 7y ago I was working in a grocery deli and was about to close up. This one guy came up and asked for a liter of ham. I didnot spell that wrong. Не literally said gimme a liter of ham. I paused , thinking I heard wrong. Oh, a pound of ham? No, I said a liter of ham. My gears we're really turning. Did he mean the ham salad we sold in the cups? Nope. Не told me he wanted very think sliced ham. A liter of it. I told him what he wanted could probably only be obtained

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LunacyBin E 7y ago . Edited 7y ago e At my old job, a cat was living in our office for weeks without anyone realizing. It would hide behind a fridge during the day and then come out at night when we were gone and knock stuff over and eat any food that was left out.

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