30 Bad Jokes That Actually Made People Laugh

‘When is a door not a door?’
30 Bad Jokes That Actually Made People Laugh

As thousands of comedians can attest, a whole lot can happen when someone — or something — walks into a bar. You can treat yourself to a drink, you can banter with the staff, and if you’re a law student, you can pass it and become a lawyer, as one such joke goes. 

But as one Redditor’s joke points out, walking into a bar can also be a little risky. 

“Three men walk into a bar,” they wrote. “The fourth man ducked.” 

Okay, that was pretty groan-worthy, but some jokes are so bad they’re good. Whether it’s terrible puns or classic anti-humor, these jokes will make you chuckle. You don’t have to tell anyone you laughed, though. Your secret is safe with us.

thestonez 7y ago Guy yells to a stranger across the river, I need to get to the other side. Stranger yells back... You are on the other side. 3.4K ...
honest_wtf 7y ago What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels 2K ... + 14 more replies
 7y ago A squirrel lives in a tree. One day he feels it shaking, looks down, and sees an elephant climbing the tree. The squirrel asks: What are you doing climbing my tree? Well, I'm coming up here to eat some pears, says the elephant. You idiot, this is a pine tree, there are no pears. I brought my own. 1.1K ...
ryl371240 7y ago What do Winnie the Pooh and Alexander the Great have in common? The same middle name. 1.3K ... + 7 more replies
or Brubnon 7y ago Minnie and Mickey mouse are getting a divorce in court. The judge says to Mickey So it says here you want a divorce because she's crazy? Mickey says I didn't say that, I said she was fucking goofy! - 615 ...
 7y ago What is green and fuzzy, has 4 legs and kills you when it falls out of a tree? A pooltable - 1.2K
di AlphaQUp_Bish 7y ago Why can't you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? Cause it's not a camera. - 937 ...
paid-program e 7y ago I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid but I can stop anytime - 367 ...
Famouslaugh 9 7y ago A grasshopper walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. The bartender, astonished, says, We have a drink named after you! The grasshopper, wide-eyed and smiling, says, You have a drink named Steve?!?! 198 ... + 3 more replies
Curious_Cherry 7y ago What is white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator. I get blank stares but holy shit I couldn't stop laughing the first time. - 540
PurpleHumpbackQuail 7y ago A slice of apple pie is $2 in Jamaica, and a slice of pumpkin pie is $3 in Cuba, but Banana Cream pie is only $1.50 in St. Lucia. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. - 556 ...
ThatOneGuy0303 7y ago I was sitting in the park wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. 81 ... + 1 more reply
mourningwolves . 7y ago What is brown and sticky? A stick. - 726 ...
Hazard-SW 2y ago Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. Then, a few minutes later you hit 'em with knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken. I can never finish it with a straight face. It's petty and childish and stupid and it cracks me up every time. 1.8K
gerrgheiser e 2y ago People are typically shocked when they find out I'm a terrible electrician - 918 ...
joe2352 ® 2y ago Did you know in South Africa there is a crocodile that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful back legs and the fact that the average house can't jump. 709 ...
dukemcrae . 2y ago What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint! - 433
MagicNipple 2y ago Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. - 583 ...
 S 2y ago Three men walk into a bar, the fourth man ducked. - 395 ...
squishy_walrus . 2y ago When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. - 157 ...
a_grunt_named_Gideon . 2y ago What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto - 275
minorthreatmikey I 2y ago Say mucho to your Spanish speaking friends. It means a lot to them. 152 + 2 more replies
 e 2y ago Where do animals go when their tails fall off? Walmart. They're one of the largest retailers in the world. - 206 ...
DCStoolie . 2y ago What do you call a fish with no eyes? FSSSHHHH - 249
SupaDupaSweaty 2y ago How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. But the lightbulb has to really want to change. - 112 ...
VokThee 2y ago Little Johnny is walking down the street when he spots an enormous sparrow on a rooftop. You know what the sparrow said? And then you just scream as loud as you can: CHIRP!! 112 ... + 3 more replies
goldengoose3584 o 2y ago Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender. 83 ... + 7 more replies
hail2theKingbabee 2y ago Why did the man fall in the well? Не couldn't see that well. 79 ... + 3 more replies
ShanksMuchly 2y ago There are are two cookies in an oven, one says to the other man, it's hot in here. The other cookie looks at him in shock and says HOLY SHIT A TALKING COOKIE! 97 ...
A-zoo-full-of-ducks 7y ago what did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye Matey - 630

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