35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 14, 2025

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35 of the Funniest Tweets from Tuesday, January 14, 2025

Twenty years later, Ben Stiller continues to marvel at his generational run of early aught comedies. Stiller appeared on The Interview podcast with The New York Times and recalled opening up the L.A. Times to an op-ed that read, “Dear God, stop putting Ben Stiller in comedies.” The Frat Pack actor shared that he wasn’t sure what it was about films like There’s Something About Mary or Meet the Parents that made them take off the way they did, but that it was something he was “fortunate to be a part of,” adding that there’s a “specific tone” about 2000s comedies that he doesn’t think could be replicated today.

That said, Stiller returned to the Happy Gilmore sequel with Adam Sandler in the hopes of making magic twice. Travis Kelce, one of their new co-stars, joined The Pat McAfee Show and talked about his time filming with Sandler, Stiller and everyone else in Happy Gilmore 2. The Chiefs tight end described Sandler as the “Andy Reid of the acting world,” called the experience a “dream come true” and noted that it even eclipsed his SNL hosting gig, which he thought was going to be the “peak of (his) entertainment career.” 

Meanwhile, the timeline is on a red-hot streak with the jokes. Today’s funniest tweets include those about the hardest working PAs in show business, subway stations from a bygone era and one tight redesign. 

Your OG @LRNROSE. 1d ... i was asking my friend wtf he did as a kid cus he cant swim, cant skate, nvr played an instrument, did sports, and he gon say Lauren I was in a gang GIF 540 13K 289K 4.1M
Dan Carney @DanManCarney . 1 1d ... This is how it feels to chew 5 gum MASTER STUDENT @MUSICANDBUIL...4d One side of America burning The other side is freezing 24 1.1K 35K 2.2M
rax 'levon honkers' king @RaxKingIsDead 1d ... i hear that sitting next to your book while fucking around on your phone is basically the same as reading 24 1K 20K 322K
-G @__gman1 1d ... Y'all empanadas be having mad air in em. Not enough emp but mad nada 279 9K 66K 1.7M
kitsu @GaySexScaresMe - 1d opened snapchat The Telegraph Man groomed 13yo on Roblox then travelled to see her Shane Dawson 18 602 16K 213K
zach @zachbreechen 19h ... need these for my balls Scented Unscented For After Eating For Before Eating 6 103 3.2K 118K
opal @unbreakopal. 1d who is this and when was this pic taken and how old is he? History Defined @historydefined.3d Jack Black in 1992 at age 23 21 275K 359 11K
alicia 501 tbb come home @DESERTERREX - 1d just accidentally said phantom of the menace instead of phantom of the opera 110 3.8K 61K 992K
Stephen (my posts) @stephen_tweets4-20h XI ... Guy who is scared that they are going to make Shrek bisexual happy Balotelli Follow @haffeeez We want the same shrek we've had since since. We don't want shrek questioning his sexuality in 2026 @PopBase e.2d Pop Base 'Shrek 5' and 'Ice Age 6' will both be released in December 2026. 3.1K 61K 420 784K
Icewater D @markmerlot 1d You going to a work meeting? Thug Nasty #THEVIRGOAT @THEEThugNast... 1 1d It's nice to get flewed out! CHANDLER, ARIZONA 269 2.5K 48K 2M
k @weluvvki.2d ... Ngl I just be lying to lie nun at my mans house wydd?? Iktrrr, eating my chipotle bowl & Sweet watching Netflix hern Heat what you watching ??? arbecue Flavored Outer banks Delivered + Message NETWT The I'm I 19.7g A Q W E R T Y U I o P A S D E G H J K I 589 3.7K 70K 1.2M
blair @luffymindset2.19h thinking abt when i hooked up with a girl in Portland and before i called my Uber back to my friends place i asked to use her restroom and she said yeah sure but you're not allowed to laugh okay and this was it febrez AIR 1.1K 11K 195K 2.5M
Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick. 17h ... Big who the what??? iman, the scorpio. @imantheescorpio - 1d how do i explain my playlist going from bigxthaplug to dionne warwick??? 403 8.5K 86K 4.7M
Head Coaching Search Givin... 20h ... We'll see what my group chat of mean- spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that 26 3,393 39.6K del 967K
eesh @dosacat_ 13h ... india office: hey we are okay W 6 am call anything for u my american king sergio tahini @_sergiotahini.20h new york office: hey man have you seen my email it's kind of urgent i need this back by tomorrow morning european office at 4pm: 57 1.5K 25K 983K
doolittle @filmsnoiraddict - 17h need to finish her filmography < Search Crystal the Monkey Crystal is an animal actor and female capuchin monkey known for her main onscreen role as Dexter in the Night at the Museum films, she also portrayed Able the Space Monkey in the sequel Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. REMOVE ADS STAR OF 21 FILMS 9% HANGOVER PART II 25 AMERICAN THE FABELMANS NIGHTMUSEUM PIE 74 1.9K 39K 652K
josef k hole @poeticdweller.1 1d ... just woke up from a sex dream that so heavily featured a specific brand and flavor of sparking water that it was more like my brain was giving me an ad for that and using sex as a way to sell it 96 2.3K 66K 726K
saira @sairaspooks . 22h X ... load this in 4k load that in 4k how about you load 4k into my bank account 62 9.5K 43K 863K
LYWD biohazard @aidemtsol . 2d In my latest dream they were farther apart than usual so i i posted this and it got 1M likes Bro was being too loud and got separated by the teacher biohazard @aidemtsol . 2d I keep having dreams where the twin towers are rebuilt in my city 36 3.1K 57K 760K
chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV 15h fubo mubi freevee philo tubi roku! chris alsikkanTM @AlsikkanTV15h fubo is the glup shitto of streaming services 28 1.8K 24K 553K
Houston Coley @artwithinpod • 11h ... currently accepting submissions (only if they are funny) movies that would be improved if the protagonist was a CGI ape RETURNING TO THE SCREEN AFTER A DECADE BIG A HIGH-ENERGY TALEI - BILLS ELECTRICTING Jamesm HE SUMMONS AHT WHIPLASH BABY the social network JOKER WINNER 3ACADEMY AWARDS DEADPOOL DRIVER adidas and COM S PIGGLIM THE WORLD Forrest Gump Drive ELVIS THE WHALE Amelie Curious George Cara THE GIRL DANISH 146 72K 211 3.2K
22 k tendollar @tendollardanny.1 16h II P Vale first responders? you mean reply guys? 33 9 226 2.2K 46K
z. Doom @World0fEcho. 15h This is the coolest anyone has ever looked 232 2.2K 17 51K
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson 3 3h Skin Muffins @SkinMuffins . 20h Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette. 4 391 5.6K 102K
Stephen Carty @CartyScorsese 16h ... murph @mickmami.3d what do men even do when they're home alone??? 9 380 2K . 65K
directional transsexual @north0fnorth. 16h gotta love when a subway station looks like it's from the cretaceous period POR Liebert PLEASE OF STAND FROM 65 560 16K 209K
LAND BACK @Inhuman... . 5h inhumans of capitalism (Ojibwa) ... FROM TOPALESTING U guys don't need a new app, u guys need 6810 a revolution Yesterday 16:33 Reply #67864DC8 PENGUIN CLASSICS KARL MARX AND FRIEDRICH ENGELS THE COMMUNIST MANIFESTO Catmin 8 8K 60K 1K
Duolingo @duolingo . 3h x ... oh so NOW you're learning mandarin 485 4.6K 41K 817K
к @sirK88. 1d ... The people at The Jennifer Hudson show realizing they have to keep this shit up... 163 4.3K 49K 860K
Juicy Jay Jurden @JayJurden . 15h It did a kegel? Dexerto @Dexerto . 1d Walmart has rebranded their logo BEFORE AFTER 12 308 4.3K 151K
KHAMCHANH @KHAMCHANH 14h x ... Americans after their government bans TikTok A ! 47 1.5K 17K 226K
@jasminericegirl 16h soup girl this community note is killing me Vanessa @Nessakins_ 1d ... I got charged $1 for being a white American. This is racist bullshit. Opened: 01/12/2025 11:32 am Order: 169480 Check: 3 Order Type: DINE IN Name: Table R13 Server: Emily 4 16-Mich Ultra 20.00 1 Classic Burger 13.00 + white american. 1.00 SOLO 1 34.00 Subtotal 1.15 Food Tax 1.64 Liquor Tax 36.79 Total Customer copy Thanks for dining at The Post! Stay Posted Readers added context Cheese. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_... Do you find this helpful? Rate it 20K 248K 12K 12M 39 1.3K 28K 423K
Trung Phan $ @TrungTPhan 15h Pragun Dua 3:08 PM GUYS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT Custom response slackbot 3:08 PM Hi! 'Guys' is a gendered pronoun. We recommend alternatives like 'folks', 'all', 'everyone', 'y'all', 'team', 'crew' etc. We appreciate your help in building an inclusive workplace at Headout. Pragun Dua 3:09 PM FOLKS IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK LIFT Nichole Wischoff @NWischoff. 18h In hindsight, peak woke was when startups were renaming their monthly all hands meetings to all hearts because not everyone has hands. Good riddance. 43 562 13K 602K
Thee's Strongest Soldier @EisakuOtomo 20h ... Watching video essays that I don't agree with 73 3.3K 55K 744K
Big Jay Shooke @JShooke 1d My mom was telling me she watched CHALLENGERS and thought the one special needs girl was really good! and that seemed a terribly mean thing to say about Zendaya but Imao turns out she had actually seen CHAMPIONS, y'know with Woody Harrelson 6 76 3.1K 65K

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