71 Funny Tweets About Adulting That Put Sisyphus to Shame

I have to do laundry AGAIN?
71 Funny Tweets About Adulting That Put Sisyphus to Shame

No matter how hard we try to stay on top of doing our laundry, unloading the dishwasher and going grocery shopping, we somehow still always have underwear in the hamper, dishes in the sink and a fridge with a carton of nearly-expired eggs and a handful of wilted spinach

While we don’t have the solution to this conundrum, two things are crystal clear: the grindset influencers are wrong, and Sisyphus would crumble if he lived in 2024. Sure, he was tasked with an absurd punishment for all of eternity, but dealing with a landlord and a few loads of laundry would make that boulder look pretty good in comparison. 

One comforting detail in all of this is that we’re not alone in feeling the crushing weight of adulthood. Whether it’s a fresh, new idea for an HGTV show or a landlord with a beautiful mind, these tweets, much like your laundry, will always be here for you.

Max ... @MaxGGs HELPPPPPPPP MY LANDLORD THINKS MY ONLINE CONTENT JOB IS MAKING PORN 1:59 PM Nov 8, 2024 238.3K Views 55 429 28K 495
lea chin-sang ... @bigfatmoosepssy do u think the Bear in the Big Blue House needed to have roommates to afford the place or do you think he was their landlord 1:23 AM Jun 18, 2024 615.8K Views 85 1.7K 18K 469
baechel. ... @_RAYtedr My laundry hamper is full again 0:04 10:22 AM Sep 4, 2024 3.9M Views
ely kreimendahl Subscribe ... @ElyKreimendahl might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry 9:56 PM May 20, 2024 7.9M Views 157 22K 139K 3K
lily ... @c0wgirlonline why do you have to do laundry and go to the grocery store every week also how often am i supposed to be blinking 1:10 AM Jul 12, 2024 1.1M Views 36 5.7K 70K 1K
Your Writer Friend ... @mamaztheguru Today I did laundry, came home, folded them AND put them away. I went grocery shopping WITH a list AND stayed under budget. I also made dinner, put away the leftovers in actual Tupperware, AND cleaned the kitchen before going upstairs. @szasznonIy Jan 6 What level of adulting have you reached?? 9:36 PM Jan 7, 2024 1.2M Views 281 3.1K 31K 582
Dan Licata ... @danlicatasucks My landlord just told me rent is going up by a lot YOUR SHOPPING CART Termites, Workers, Living, Pack of 100 #143736 In stock & ready to ship Shipping: Second Day Air Remove Your Price Item Total Qty $50.50 5 $252.50 11:06 AM May 16, 2022 432 13K 178K 1.8K
teddy v 2.0 ... @teddyvalenzuela Just found a vans sticker that got the landlord special. Can't believe this one didn't make it off the wall first 10:14 PM Sep 17, 2024 1.1M Views 59 3.4K 100K 885
Lydia Kauppi ... @lydiakauppi I need to buy a couch but they're all either six months of mortgage payments or they're made of particle board and best wishes 7:16 PM May 13, 2024 325.2K Views 404 347 7.5K 167
connor Wood ... @fibulaa Called my landlord bc I smelled gas and he came over and turned my stovetop burner off 9:02 PM Mar 2, 2022 209 5.4K 194K 955
Chalant ... @OnlyHanz_ Buy a house with my lunch money Yem @Big_Yem . Nov 8 You wake up tomorrow and the year is 2002. What do you do? 2:17 PM Nov 8, 2024 4.8M Views 94 25K 217K 1.4K
Oz Katerji ... @OzKaterji PRESS 14 years of stop eating avocados if you want to buy a house and now total war has broken out at the mere suggestion that Grandad should spend one less month in Tenerife this year. 10:12 AM Sep 10, 2024 574.1K Views 178 821 13K 305
Shane 400 days until Avatar 3 ... @TheMonkeyJungle Playing Nintendo DS under the covers and quickly closing it when my landlord comes in to make sure I'm asleep 4:59 PM Nov 2, 2024 1M Views 20 4.2K 74K 1.1K
Tommy Bayer ... @tommybayertime me to the government: no broo I swear I don't make that much money i promise you bro me to my landlord: I make so much money big dog you know I'm good for it just let me live here bro you don't have to worry about me fr I promise 1:22 PM Apr 9, 2024 1M Views 22 3.1K 42K 826
holly ... @girlziplocked I have not purchased a cup of coffee outside of my home since 2020. According to financial experts, I should have enough saved now to buy a house. 9:18 AM Apr 7, , 2024 95.1K Views 23 581 7.2K 66
Tim Unkenholz ... @timunken My landlord doesn't want to see tires in the garage Mike Landlord Is that you're tire in garage M It is yea Do not leave tires in basement. Put it back in you're car. Thanks. M We are on a trip and needed the trunk space. We will return Wednesday but I don't see why it's a problem 2:02 PM It's a problem. For me the owner. I don't want to see tires. And it's already bad enough I have the M grills there. That's all. I'm sorry I didn't realize you don't like seeing tires.
Tom Zohar ... @TomZohar Me to my landlord when they collected my rent today Well, it comes off as homophobic. 12:02 PM Jun 1, 2023 . 878.4K Views 5 2.1K 25K 138
Douglas А. Boneparth Subscribe ... @dougboneparth My daughter was feeling sad on our walk to school today, so I reminded her that we refinanced our mortgage at 2.99%. 9:05 AM May 9, 2024 6.3M Views 284 2.3K 67K 1K
D.A.R.E Саро ... @YungYinkv A HOMEOWNER! Не ate lunch at home & budgeted! Zero debt!!! 5:41 PM May 29, 2022 166 8.5K 132K 651
jon drake ... @DrakeGatsby Every recipe should start with wash the dishes that are already in the sink cuz you'll need some of those 9:09 AM Jun 2, 2022 216 14K 154K 847
the transsexual walter benjamin ... @dmt4dmt b4 moving into my appt i asked my landlord is the water running like do the toilet & shower work?, he says (in his heavy quebecois accent) yes. there is a funny toilet seat, me: what do u mean by..funny?, landlord: no you have to see. i know you will like it this was it 3:02 PM Nov 19, 2022 245 4.7K 86K 1.8K
Smingus Dingus ... @bumpinmeat Landlord just did a viewing for our house and forgot about this in the bathroom Zack come their are عيال 1:36 PM Sep 21, 2024 596.2K Views 148 681 12K 2.7K
Posts Of Cats Subscribe ... @PostsOfCats The Committee against vaccum cleaners 10:52 AM Apr 21, 2024 4.3.4M Views 62 5.9K 104K 2.1K
mike drinks beer ... @mikehunnidproof should i put away my clean laundry pile that's been there for weeks or should i kill myself 7:16 PM Jan 29, 2024 868K Views 33 5.5K 33K 738
ely kreimendahl Subscribe ... @ElyKreimendahl HGTV couples are always a man being like I GOTTA have my man cave to relax and unwind and a woman begging for first floor laundry to make domestic servitude less soul-crushing 5:01 PM Jan 2, 2022 146 4.5K 75K 555
Bob Golen ... @BobGolen You may think no one is there for you, but there's laundry. Laundry is always there for you. 7:42 AM Jul 10, 2024 2.8M Views 216 18K 92K 1.8K
biggest hater ... @AshGotThis He's mopping the living room like he's closing the back of the house at Applebee's Lady_L Mabuza-Thaanyane @_LeratoMabuza Apr 11, 2022 Gents Would You Help Your Woman To Clean The House? 2:44 PM Apr 13, 2022
Clare Ruddy ... @imclareruddy Cool I texted my landlord a picture of the wall color and he sent back a 3d rendering of my bed 1 P 5 P Paul (landlord) > Paul (landlord) > don't worry I saved the swatch for when we move out!! Lol It's a bluish gray Wtf Text Message Youre bed:-) 9:00 PM May 18, 2022 484 9.5K 2.9K 160K
h ... @easterngoblin Landlord dont give a fuck 7:02 PM Jul 5, 2024 9.9M Views
slate ... @PleaseBeGneiss landlord: your income needs to be 3x rent me: can you tell my boss that 7:34 PM May 22, 2022 248 31K 332K 2K
charlie ... @chunkbardey my landlord has such a beautiful mind Today 10:50AM hi - we need a new bathroom sink faucet. ours has started spraying everywhere when we turn it on! Can you text me your cell number + Text Message 11:27 AM Apr 25, 2024 1.7M Views 118 2K 68K 1.1K
zach silberberg ... @zachsilberberg just pulled an epic april fools prank on my landlord!! 104 L Landlord Today 12:35 PM i just sent this months rent in i haven't received anything? april fools!!!! Read 12:35 PM here is a photo i took of you sleeping this morning 18 PEOPLE 12:46 PM Apr 1, 2023 967.4K Views 12 1.2K 39K 260
... @fawnonthelawn my landlord increased rent again 9:22 PM Mar 16, 2023 . 2.3M Views 67 6.4K 85K 956
Robert Komaniecki ... @Komaniecki_R spiders in your apartment after the landlord paints over them nnnnzue 8:33 PM Aug 15, 2024 1.6M Views
Youngmi MAYER ... @ymmayer i feel like when my landlord gets my rent they should text me like thank you!! or got it  or something 12:29 PM May 1, 2024 671.5K Views 37 1K 23K 320
gale na ... @poisonjr my landlord has my ssn, knows where my possessions are, has the key, can get me towed, can make me homeless. why don't i get some kind of collateral? 12:09 AM A Aug 9, 2024 1.4M Views 189 2.3K 66K 1.3K
scottie ... @ioweyuo this email from my landlord is weird right like what do u mean by that < Backyard Inbox 6:30 PM to me Hi Clare, Hope all is well. | was going through security tapes (i always eventually look at backyard and alley to make sure nothing nefarious going on!) and noticed you ventured back with a gentleman on May 15th where you guys were looking around, pointing, discussing. Just wondering if you have any questions or perhaps have some ideas. Thanks. Barry
francis wolf ... @francisxwolf matt, a married man with six children, making it painfully obvious that he's never done any housework, cooking or childcare Matt Walsh Follow @MattWalshBlog Honestly boggles my mind that so many people think 40 hours of work a week is a lot. That leaves you at least 5 or 6 waking hours a day during the week to yourself and two full days on the weekend. How much more free time do you really think you should have? 6:18 PM Feb 1, 2024 4.1M Views 1K 10K 128K 2.3K
cats with jobs Subscribe ... @CatWorkers Housework never ends. 8:17 AM Jun 2, 2024 1.7M Views 79 5.7K 36K 1.7K
Josh Gondelman ... @joshgondelman There should be an HGTV show where the hosts just call your landlord and until he fixes the shit that's wrong with your apartment. 9:02 AM Apr 5, 2024 113.9K Views 26 381 4.4K 44
levy ... @1929stockcrash it would be really impressive if your 1 month old baby's love language was Acts of Service. infant doing the laundry and dishes and taxes for me ..... mmmmm.... 8:37 LTE Having a baby that's love language is also physical touch 606K 1,084 Follow ohlyvia.sigman 46.2K Gosh I love this tiny human ers In My Pocket R Send gift + 1:07 PM Jun 17, 2024.3.4M Views
the hype Follow ... @TheHyyyype me : open up this instant! this is my house! son: well actually you have a mortgage, so it's the bank's house. have someone from wells fargo come and tell me me : i knew we shouldn't have gotten him those personal finance books 7:38 PM Aug 30, 2023 5,844 Views
isabella @scarykneegirl - 1d how my bf gets home when i've been home alone all day, the heat is up to 83, ive half painted our dining room & have a paper mache sculpture of a spider with a ladies head drying in the kitchen 2 130 4K 230K
tractor @nudeobama 1d Cant believe some people out there can attend a big event every weekend. Do you guys ever clean your house 235 7,344 96.5K del 1.7M
Blaque Zinfandel @ClassyAlwa... 1d ... X 'IDon't Want Somebody in My House' By Claire Landsbaum Duke @gmakLVG.2d What happened to house parties 35 5,230 33.1K 1M
Léan @kyotosparty 1d ... My partner introduced me to an app that turns daily chores into RPG quests and it has changed me forever. I'm sitting here working and thinking 'I can't wait to wash the dishes to get some XP' 305 12.9K 218K 7.2M
Losing it @prophethusband 21h ... Hey bro can you pause the movie real quick? I have to pee and smoke weed and do the dishes. I also have to run to the gas station for a six pack and walk the dog 28 3,387 37.5K 996K
BiG Mek @meka_badazz88· 1d ... Aite boom so RENT DUE next week... Party at my house this weekend!!! Free to get in... $150 to GET OUT!!!! 226 6,189 54.4K 1.2M
astro @anonynaut-2 23h imagine having 30 ft floor to ceiling windows and your view is a brick wall Art of Architecture @art.... 1d 235 4,045 85.5K 2.2M
mom mom mom mom mom Follow ... @notmythirdrodeo I've diversified my investment portfolio by purchasing multiple properties* *Barbie Dream House, Peppa Pig House, Gabby's Dollhouse, Polly Pocket house 9:28 AM Jan 27, 2023 5,493 Views
KILLER MEG (Interdimension... - 12h ... Everything runs out at once. You are knocked breathlessly to the ground by having to replace laundry detergent. You are out of spinach. No:..no you're out of hand soap.... Oh my god. I'm so sorry. You are out of olive oil. When your house of cards stood tall did you feel strong 11 1,194 14K 368K
cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.9h texting this to my useless cat Dr Fi Bowler @FionaBowler . 5d Just popping a load of washing on for us ZARKO Non Rio George formila skin ning 20 2.6K 36K 1.3M
. @the0nlyalexus 1d ... Looking for a 3 bedroom house with pool for $12 223 8,691 43.8K del 977K
first-mate prance @bocxtop 4h not many ppl know this but u don't have to get married or buy a house when ur older, u can literally be annoying with ur friends forever if u want 13 614 6,376 196K
samson @testochunky•1 1d stages of moving house 1. omg i have so much stuff i'm so stressed 2. wait i don't have that much left i'll be fine 3. omg i have way more stuff than i thought 4. fuck. the kitchen 18 785 17.8K 286K
#MBC M M RUDY @thecasi... 16h ... They letting anybody be realtors these days. I wouldn't buy a gingerbread house from you bitches 343 5,250 19.5K 906K
No Context Brits @NoConte... ...1d ... Dad> Text Message Today 13:48 How do I set the washing machine? What are you washing? A t-shirt What does it say on the t-shirt? Pink Floyd 121 1,863 47.1K 2.7M
friggin french @frigginfrench . 20h ... my apartment complex is a gated community where the gate has been broken for 5 months, but they've now started DNA testing dog shit to bill residents if they don't pick up said shit. how do we have money to DNA test dog shit but not to fix the gate riddle me that 62 993 18.8K del 298K
h @ipodmacbook.16h doing dishes and had the thought the sink helps you with water. such a hauntingly dimwitted sentence to produce that im actually a bit frightened now. there's no way the brain that produced that thought is capable of making something of my life. time will tell 19 575 7,292 180K
MILLIY N @blackhautte.1 1d ... mannn my grandma know she need a new dish rag got me over here washing dishes wit a thong 541 3,377 53.7K del 1.7M

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Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy-1 1d ... My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I'm loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen to get something. 45 1,800 48.4K 2.6M
Marissa @michimama75 1d Saw the washing machine only had 6 minutes left so I decided to wait in the basement until it was done. That was 4 hours ago. 47 236 6.9K 108K
first name lexi @lexishaye_ 1d the landlord painting over a moth on my bedroom wall before I move in 3.8K 78K 1.7M 61
k @how_do_i_pdf.2 21h ... Fitted sheet being taken out of the dryer like I have a secret:) and the secret is your wet laundry wound up in it 121 10.2K 118K 2.7M
Shafeeq @Y2SHAF.21h .. i drive home so quick after work like i'm late for the house 43 9,337 38.1K 881K
AJ-hime @Ohayousoro. dd Pranay Pathole ... @PPathole Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize. 9:51 PM Apr 12, 2019 Twitter for iPhone Johnie @Johnie. 1d Period Treffic Daily Traffic - 175.60 MD 3.00 CO WTF! Why is my LG Washing Machine using 3.6GB of data/day? Client Name LG Smart Laundry2 open Upload Downle adidas 84.00 - 90 10.7K 89.5K 2.4M
m @crm049.19h ... i'm not washing no dishes 11 60 828 60K
Timmy&Jimmy @mickeywo... 16h ... Everytime I'm home alone the house start acting funny CC 0:03 165 13.5K 68.1K 1.7M
Gundam Pumpkin Spice 0069 @bogv... 23h ... average skyrim tavern Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer. 1d Ideal house layout KITCHEN/DINING BATH BEDROOM LOUNGE LARGE UNVENTILATED FIRE PIT 33 5.4K 73K 2M
Memeulous @Memeulous. 22h ... I don't like it when the washing machine gets to the scary bit 63 1,426 19.6K 751K
Real Life Mommy ... @reallifemommy3 Me: if we stay on budget for the next few months we'll be back on track My bathroom pipes: good plan, right after you fix this leak 8:23 AM Apr 9, 2024 16.2K Views 5 67 616 2

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