35 of the Funniest Euphemisms for Calling Someone Stupid

‘The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead’
35 of the Funniest Euphemisms for Calling Someone Stupid

One of the best parts of adulthood is being able to call someone an idiot to their face. After a while, though, being so straightforward doesn’t spark the same joy it used to, and you might think it’s time to stop insulting people. 

Wrong! 

Much like an artist, you just need a little inspiration. You need to add more colors to your palette, expand your mind and dabble with a different delivery. Thankfully, Redditors have shared their favorite euphemisms for calling someone stupid, and whether you go with the succinct “quick as a glacier,” the more colorful “as sharp as a sock full of soup” or the genius “if your brains were dynamite, there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off,” there’s a lot of quality material to choose from.

Mepsipax1 . 4y ago Couldn't guess which way an elevator (lift) was going if they had 2 guesses + 817 ...
a95bar 4y ago e Не needs to carry a plant to make up for the oxygen he's wasting 1.3K ...
rambo467 4y ago In india, we call them tubelight because it takes some time for them to switch on. 180 ...
EvryMthrF_ngThrd . 4y ago e You got lost in thought and never made it back, didn't you? + 3.2K ...
BahGawditsstonecold 4y ago You're 12 cans short of a 6 pack. 424 ...
TedMeister88 9 4y ago . Edited 4y ago e If you ever had a clever thought, it died alone and afraid.
AnarchistGoose 4y ago e Your train of thought is a replacement bus service, isn't it? 1.2K ...
ACM_ONE 4y ago - If you were half as smart as you think you are, you'd be twice as smart as you really are. 1.6K ...
samsquanchy e 4y ago . One that my grandmother used to say was that someone had diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain. 196 ...
dusty-kat . 4y ago Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. + 28K ...
randolotapus . 4y ago Sharp as a marble, that one. + 36K ...
pollotergeist 4y ago . Saw two coworkers going about a task in the worst way I could imagine. I said I believe if there was a harder way to do that you two would find it. They didn't get it. 1K ...
Boraxo 4y ago A little too much chlorine in your gene pool. 2K ...
Cooked_Bread . 4y ago e You could blow in their ear and they would say thanks for the refill + 8K ...
 4y ago My grampa told me a few times son you need lemons to make lemonade and you ain't got no lemons. I laugh every time. 12K ...
NostalgicPotat0 4y ago e One of my personal favorites: They only got two brain cells and both of them are fighting for third place. 17K ...
FroglnACupOfTea . 4y ago In French we sometime say he/she doesn't have electricity at every floor + 15K ...
WilburWhateleystwin . 4y ago If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off. + 2.1K ...
Iburton273 4y ago The wheels spinning, but the hamsters dead 18K ...
 4y ago They would be out of their depth in a parking lot puddle 1.7K ...
Stop_Screaming 4y ago 0 I can explain it again, if you'd like, but I can't understand for you. 1K ...
N-I_C-K . 4y ago Imao I had a teacher that would always say 'keep them guessing, don't open your mouth and prove them right' + 3.2K ...
captainawesome1983 e 4y ago I would agree with you but then we would both be wrong + 18K ...
dd28064212 4y ago Useful as a chocolate teapot. + 9.4K ...
perstn 4y ago He's so far behind he thinks he's first. 19K ...
captainmidday E 4y ago Не is a modest man with much to be modest about. 744 ...
angrypunishment e 4y ago e Once heard someone say Well he's about as sharp as a sock full of soup 6.6K ...
Hairydoggie . 4y ago G My teacher said I was as quick as a glacier... + 29K ...
igenus44 . 4y ago You're the reason we have warning labels. + 7.1K ...
OldPolishProverb . 4y ago Unencumbered by the thought process. + 5.6K ...
humphr1es 4y ago e in russian we have intelligent thoughts have always followed him, but he was faster + 14K ...
StrykerSeven 4y ago On a Canadian jobsite Ahh Terry, having you around is like losing three good men. + 12K ...
GSavvage e 4y ago 0 In Greece we say when it was raining brains, you had an umbrella + 17K ...
bdiz78 4y ago You could hide your own Easter eggs. + 6.4K ...
Zem_42 e 4y ago g I wouldn't trust you to sit the right way on the toilet seat!

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